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Captain Z

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Re: Bond
« Reply #570 on: February 23, 2019, 02:09:23 PM »
'Ave you ever noticed when you're skiing down a mountain trying to kill henchmen, and your brass hand shatters due to the cold!??

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Re: Bond
« Reply #571 on: February 23, 2019, 02:23:41 PM »
They should make the next film as normal but have everyone bare in it.

Except the sexy ladies. They have to be in thick scratchy woollen jumpers and heavy winter coats, even if the scene is on a sunny Barbados beach.

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« Reply #572 on: February 23, 2019, 07:18:00 PM »
That's fine, I've already seen them all bare. It's the fellas I want to see bare in this, not in a gay way, just because I think it would make the action scenes more exciting.

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« Reply #573 on: February 23, 2019, 07:48:24 PM »
That's fine, I've already seen them all bare. It's the fellas I want to see bare in this, not in a gay way, just because I think it would make the action scenes more exciting.

It would certainly make a fight in a sawmill more tense.

mothman

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Re: Bond
« Reply #574 on: February 23, 2019, 08:05:16 PM »
Clothed Female Naked... M..?

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Re: Bond
« Reply #575 on: February 23, 2019, 10:36:27 PM »
Plus you'd get to see Bond's boner every time he walks into a room and sees an attractive woman and his cock goes on "probably going to shag her" alert.

mothman

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« Reply #576 on: February 23, 2019, 11:08:24 PM »
Literally every time a Bond has shared a scene with anyone female he’s obviously been on “probably going to shag her” alert, his tackle’s never needed to be visible for that to be a given. Yes, even Rosa Klebb, and the Judy Dench M as well.

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Re: Bond
« Reply #577 on: February 24, 2019, 12:17:01 AM »
Do you reckon he shagged Sir Judy Dench? I think he did you know and knowing it adds a lot of extra layers to those films. Quantum of solace is now the masterpiece I always suspected it was now I know he slipped her one.

mothman

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« Reply #578 on: February 24, 2019, 09:58:14 AM »
Tricky. “Probably going to shag her” doesn’t mean he ever actually did - just look at Olga Kurylenko’s chaescter in QoS, they definitely didn’t. Or at least I don’t think so (they did look quite rumpled walking down that mountain to catch the bus). And he never really got an opportunity with Klebb - or had the time with Irma Bunt in OHMSS. So his success rate isn’t 100%. But still, balance of probability weighs heavy in favour of your theory.

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« Reply #579 on: February 24, 2019, 11:48:30 AM »
Do you reckon he shagged Sir Judy Dench? I think he did you know and knowing it adds a lot of extra layers to those films. Quantum of solace is now the masterpiece I always suspected it was now I know he slipped her one.

I think you're forgetting this:


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Re: Bond
« Reply #580 on: February 24, 2019, 03:03:00 PM »
Left corgi still not sated

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Re: Bond
« Reply #581 on: February 28, 2019, 08:35:24 PM »

mothman

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« Reply #582 on: February 28, 2019, 11:56:13 PM »

thecuriousorange

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Re: Bond
« Reply #583 on: March 06, 2019, 05:59:14 PM »
It won't be called Shatterhand after all.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/james-bond-25-title-not-14089263

"Everything or Nothing" will be the title of a Bond film eventually.

Re: Bond
« Reply #584 on: March 16, 2019, 11:56:22 PM »
I can't stand Rami Malek, I hope they know that.