Author Topic: Bond  (Read 36348 times)

mothman

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Re: Bond
« Reply #720 on: August 20, 2019, 10:03:31 PM »
Die Herren Mit De Goldenischebangbang.

Shaky

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Re: Bond
« Reply #721 on: August 21, 2019, 02:28:34 AM »
I Want You To Die
Dr Bond Will Kill You Now
Spyman Gundead

Re: Bond
« Reply #722 on: August 21, 2019, 07:09:51 AM »
Such a boring generic title. At least 'Shatterhand' sounded like a Thom Yorke album.

Panbaams

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Re: Bond
« Reply #723 on: August 21, 2019, 09:09:52 AM »
Such a boring generic title. At least 'Shatterhand' sounded like a Thom Yorke album.

Shatterhand could yet still be used as a title in a film where Blofeld is the main villain. (Blofeld calls himself "Dr Shatterhand" in the novel of You Only Live Twice.)

No Time to Die is perfectly fine as a title, and anyway the title has no bearing on how good the film is.

Bad Ambassador

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Re: Bond
« Reply #724 on: August 21, 2019, 10:28:26 AM »
It's irritatingly generic. It's already been the title of a Columbo episode, so let's suggest other Columbo episode with Bondian titles.

Double Shock (there's actually a Bond novel called Double Shot).
James Bond Goes to the Guillotine.
Rest in Peace, Mr Bond.
James Bond Goes to College
James Bond Likes the Nightlife.

Re: Bond
« Reply #725 on: August 21, 2019, 02:36:43 PM »
I Want To Die Already

Craig's suggested title

Jerzy Bondov

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Re: Bond
« Reply #726 on: August 21, 2019, 02:37:59 PM »
No Time to Die, Die Another Day. When's he going to get around to it then? This is like dealing with my plumber!!

famethrowa

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Re: Bond
« Reply #727 on: August 21, 2019, 02:58:39 PM »
But was there time yesterdie?

Blumf

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Re: Bond
« Reply #728 on: August 21, 2019, 03:27:54 PM »
While You Were Out Your Die Was Delivered to a Neighbour

thecuriousorange

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Re: Bond
« Reply #729 on: August 21, 2019, 06:31:36 PM »
Sounds like a prequel to Half Past Dead.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Bond
« Reply #730 on: August 21, 2019, 10:32:53 PM »
Who Has Time to Die These Days?

Die? That's The Last Thing I'll Do

Ohh I tell you what, I could murder a death right now


thecuriousorange

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Re: Bond
« Reply #731 on: August 21, 2019, 10:44:08 PM »
I think it's safe to say James Bond won't be killed off in this. The title clearly suggests a cunning hero who successfully cheats death time and time again.

imitationleather

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Re: Bond
« Reply #732 on: August 22, 2019, 12:58:12 AM »
Bah. I had a tenner on the new film being called James Bond and the Daleks.

Uncle TechTip

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Re: Bond
« Reply #733 on: August 22, 2019, 01:37:49 AM »
No Time to Die, Die Another Day. When's he going to get around to it then? This is like dealing with my plumber!!

Doesn't matter, you only live twice. (You Only Live Twice)

Re: Bond
« Reply #734 on: August 22, 2019, 08:24:51 PM »
Hopefully they've called it this so that they can bring back the corny 007 motif they used on the Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace posters:

NO TIME
 TO DIE
    7


*cue James Bond theme*

Re: Bond
« Reply #735 on: August 22, 2019, 08:30:59 PM »
Opens the door for a No Retreat, No Surrender crossover perhaps?

thecuriousorange

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Re: Bond
« Reply #736 on: August 22, 2019, 08:58:50 PM »
I wonder who's doing the theme song. For the Craig films they go good, bad, good, bad.

You Know My Name - good
Another Way to Die - dire
Skyfall - fine
The Writing's On The Wall - arguably the worst of the entire series

mothman

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Re: Bond
« Reply #737 on: August 22, 2019, 09:11:20 PM »
It'll be Sheeran

Re: Bond
« Reply #738 on: August 23, 2019, 01:57:52 AM »
I am pleased to announce that in fact it's me who's doing the theme tune.

I haven't decided what instruments or tune to use yet.

Re: Bond
« Reply #739 on: August 23, 2019, 04:06:58 AM »
Has a Bond villain ever been a paedo?

Dr Rock

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Re: Bond
« Reply #740 on: August 23, 2019, 08:05:27 AM »
Jaws? That girl who did not have braces looked awfully young for him.

Norton Canes

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Re: Bond
« Reply #741 on: August 23, 2019, 09:35:18 AM »
It'll be Sheeran

Ariana Grande or Stormzy

Norton Canes

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Re: Bond
« Reply #742 on: August 23, 2019, 09:49:40 AM »
Or Prince

Re: Bond
« Reply #743 on: August 23, 2019, 10:09:59 AM »
At the rate the bond girls have been getting younger, Ariana Grande would make a good bond girl. She's an undercover agent playing a 15 year old. James Bond has to fuck her to ingratiate himself into the elite pedo ring which he intends to take down.

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mothman

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Re: Bond
« Reply #744 on: August 23, 2019, 10:56:52 AM »
Ariana Grande or Stormzy

AG was on my “proper” list - I reckon it’ll be a really big name female singer this time - along with Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga. Or maybe they’ll go for one of the multitude of possibly-Scandinavians out there - Robin, Anne-Marie, Zara Larsson...

My female oh-fuck-no Sheeran equivalent: Jess Glynn. Christ, can you imagine?

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Re: Bond
« Reply #745 on: August 23, 2019, 11:03:43 AM »
Maybe Ringo will do it to the tune of live and let die and everyone will pretend not to notice that it doesn't scan and that it is a recycled mcartney.

thecuriousorange

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Re: Bond
« Reply #746 on: August 23, 2019, 01:38:22 PM »
Billie Eilish.

Captain Z

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Re: Bond
« Reply #747 on: August 23, 2019, 02:16:09 PM »
I haven't had time to see things you people wouldn't believe...

biggytitbo

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Re: Bond
« Reply #748 on: August 23, 2019, 02:20:36 PM »
I'm already bored of this film and it doesn't even exist yet.

biggytitbo

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Re: Bond
« Reply #749 on: August 23, 2019, 02:59:47 PM »
I wish they'd just go with my idea to have a Bond film as normal but everyone is bare in it.