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Bond

Started by asids, December 28, 2017, 01:05:52 AM

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mothman

Die Herren Mit De Goldenischebangbang.

Shaky

I Want You To Die
Dr Bond Will Kill You Now
Spyman Gundead

lipsink

Such a boring generic title. At least 'Shatterhand' sounded like a Thom Yorke album.

Panbaams

Quote from: lipsink on August 21, 2019, 07:09:51 AM
Such a boring generic title. At least 'Shatterhand' sounded like a Thom Yorke album.

Shatterhand could yet still be used as a title in a film where Blofeld is the main villain. (Blofeld calls himself "Dr Shatterhand" in the novel of You Only Live Twice.)

No Time to Die is perfectly fine as a title, and anyway the title has no bearing on how good the film is.

Bad Ambassador

It's irritatingly generic. It's already been the title of a Columbo episode, so let's suggest other Columbo episode with Bondian titles.

Double Shock (there's actually a Bond novel called Double Shot).
James Bond Goes to the Guillotine.
Rest in Peace, Mr Bond.
James Bond Goes to College
James Bond Likes the Nightlife.

Piggyoioi

I Want To Die Already

Craig's suggested title

Jerzy Bondov

No Time to Die, Die Another Day. When's he going to get around to it then? This is like dealing with my plumber!!

famethrowa

But was there time yesterdie?

Blumf

While You Were Out Your Die Was Delivered to a Neighbour

Sounds like a prequel to Half Past Dead.

PlanktonSideburns

Who Has Time to Die These Days?

Die? That's The Last Thing I'll Do

Ohh I tell you what, I could murder a death right now


I think it's safe to say James Bond won't be killed off in this. The title clearly suggests a cunning hero who successfully cheats death time and time again.

imitationleather

Bah. I had a tenner on the new film being called James Bond and the Daleks.

Uncle TechTip

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on August 21, 2019, 02:37:59 PM
No Time to Die, Die Another Day. When's he going to get around to it then? This is like dealing with my plumber!!

Doesn't matter, you only live twice. (You Only Live Twice)

Pseudopath

Hopefully they've called it this so that they can bring back the corny 007 motif they used on the Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace posters:

NO TIME
TO DIE
    7


*cue James Bond theme*

greenman

Opens the door for a No Retreat, No Surrender crossover perhaps?

I wonder who's doing the theme song. For the Craig films they go good, bad, good, bad.

You Know My Name - good
Another Way to Die - dire
Skyfall - fine
The Writing's On The Wall - arguably the worst of the entire series

mothman

It'll be Sheeran

popcorn

I am pleased to announce that in fact it's me who's doing the theme tune.

I haven't decided what instruments or tune to use yet.

bgmnts

Has a Bond villain ever been a paedo?

Dr Rock

Jaws? That girl who did not have braces looked awfully young for him.

Norton Canes


Norton Canes


Piggyoioi

#743
At the rate the bond girls have been getting younger, Ariana Grande would make a good bond girl. She's an undercover agent playing a 15 year old. James Bond has to fuck her to ingratiate himself into the elite pedo ring which he intends to take down.

You Only Nonce Once

Licence to Statutory Rape

mothman

Quote from: Norton Canes on August 23, 2019, 09:35:18 AM
Ariana Grande or Stormzy

AG was on my "proper" list - I reckon it'll be a really big name female singer this time - along with Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga. Or maybe they'll go for one of the multitude of possibly-Scandinavians out there - Robin, Anne-Marie, Zara Larsson...

My female oh-fuck-no Sheeran equivalent: Jess Glynn. Christ, can you imagine?

Dex Sawash

Maybe Ringo will do it to the tune of live and let die and everyone will pretend not to notice that it doesn't scan and that it is a recycled mcartney.


Captain Z

I haven't had time to see things you people wouldn't believe...

biggytitbo

I'm already bored of this film and it doesn't even exist yet.

biggytitbo

I wish they'd just go with my idea to have a Bond film as normal but everyone is bare in it.