Author Topic: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )  (Read 67374 times)

MojoJojo

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1470 on: December 01, 2018, 12:50:15 PM »
The Simon Day performing at the Mill Road Winter festival isn't that Simon Day.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1471 on: December 01, 2018, 05:06:44 PM »
I'm either too damaged to cope online or people are bigger cunts than I thought. Prob a bit of both.

Asked the admin to remove this account. Thanks for all the fun! Keep the Play it safe Paul thread going in my disgrace honour!

damn. bailing from a safe-haven like this. bad times. hope he's well & returns.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1472 on: December 01, 2018, 05:18:37 PM »
Yet that was enough time to hatch maggots for raining down on you.

About 3 or 4 days, so yep.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1473 on: December 01, 2018, 07:19:45 PM »
About 3 or 4 days, so yep.

I just wouldn't have maggots growing in potatoes.  Pointless.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1474 on: December 02, 2018, 12:01:51 AM »
damn. bailing from a safe-haven like this. bad times. hope he's well & returns.

Applying the inverse flounce rule, with a bit of luck he’ll be back soon. Serious about leaving? Just stop posting and never look back. Delete my account = see you tomorrow. I say this as someone who’s flounced hard at least once in my CaB history. You hurt the ones you love.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1475 on: December 02, 2018, 04:09:28 PM »
Applying the inverse flounce rule, with a bit of luck he’ll be back soon. Serious about leaving? Just stop posting and never look back. Delete my account = see you tomorrow. I say this as someone who’s flounced hard at least once in my CaB history. You hurt the ones you love.

I took a week off CaB and my screen time decreased 48% which is good (or bad, depending on how you look at it...)

Back in a less active capacity now so we’ll see how that goes.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1476 on: December 02, 2018, 04:15:46 PM »
I only come in here when I'm at work, & then only nights & weekends. which is why there's these bursts of activity & then silence. I have a week off every month... a week off everything, pretty much... when I'm in madrid with the mrs & kids. couldn't cope otherwise.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1477 on: December 04, 2018, 07:59:50 PM »
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I enjoy reading all three of you's posts.

I take breaks as well, usually when I'm on a break I stay away from the news as well. Have to recharge my soul.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1478 on: December 05, 2018, 12:01:37 AM »
‘Hype’ is short for ‘hyperbole’.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1479 on: December 07, 2018, 04:39:39 PM »
a sandwich hoarding man does not, actually, sell sandwiches.

mothman

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1480 on: December 07, 2018, 05:42:44 PM »
That explains why he was so reluctant to let me have them. Must have been his packed lunch.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1481 on: December 07, 2018, 06:52:51 PM »
Judge Rinder pronounces his surname rin-der rather than like the fat on bacon.

Just makes him more preposterous if anything.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1482 on: December 07, 2018, 08:28:05 PM »
In the game "Grandmother's Footsteps," the "Grandmother" is the only participant who stands still and therefore doesn't have any footsteps.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1483 on: December 07, 2018, 08:44:54 PM »
I don't know if this is obvious (or even true), but Teen Moth earlier made a bid for inclusion in this thread by telling me that the origin of the phrase "break a leg" stems, not from theatrical performances, but from theatrical auditions; and by telling somebody to "break a leg" you're hoping they'll end up... IN THE CAST.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1484 on: December 07, 2018, 08:48:44 PM »
I don't know if this is obvious (or even true), but Teen Moth earlier made a bid for inclusion in this thread by telling me that the origin of the phrase "break a leg" stems, not from theatrical performances, but from theatrical auditions; and by telling somebody to "break a leg" you're hoping they'll end up... IN THE CAST.

This was floating around the internet a couple of weeks ago and seems absolutely dubious.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1485 on: December 08, 2018, 10:50:07 AM »
I broke my leg once and ended up in The Cast. There must have been around 200 of us in that thing. Side by side, our legs were adjoined with bandages and plaster.
When we tried walking it looked like a dance routine from a Busby Berkeley film.

Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1486 on: Yesterday at 07:52:34 PM »
''Bad Mamma Jammer' = 'Bad Mother Fucker.

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Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1487 on: Yesterday at 08:58:55 PM »
I broke my leg once and ended up in The Cast. There must have been around 200 of us in that thing. Side by side, our legs were adjoined with bandages and plaster.
When we tried walking it looked like a dance routine from a Busby Berkeley film.

When I dislocated my shoulder I was only allowed to join The Las.


Re: Obvious things you've only just realised (2018 Thread )
« Reply #1488 on: Today at 09:29:22 PM »
''Bad Mamma Jammer' = 'Bad Mother Fucker.

also this-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AHI4DL2BZc

(although it was also a vehicle- no pun intended- for ronnie's engine impressions)