Who was the most powerful Spice Girl?

[Spiteface]

Sporty is the only one wearing shoes. I don't know if that resolves anything, beyond giving her a natural advantage in a hostage situation, when terrorists start schießing dem fenster.

It just means the other four are dead, and she's leaving clues in posters while the management try to cover it up.

[Bhazor]

Melanie B. Because she's the one I'd like to hump. Second most powerful is Emma Bunton. Because I would also like to hump her.

Melanie C seems very likeable.

Geri and Victoria can fuck off.

[Kane Jones]

Victoria can fuck off to Kane Jones' house because she's the only one he'd hump (in 1997, not now).

FTFY

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Victoria Beckham never really went away.  Mel B's divorce has been recent news.  Not heard of the other three for yonks.

[Spiteface]

Last thing I saw Geri on was Good Morning Britain. Kate Garraway wore a Union Jack dress like the one from the Brits that one time. She looked better in it now than Geri did back then.

[Bazooka]

Victoria Beckham never really went away.  Mel B's divorce has been recent news.  Not heard of the other three for yonks.

Bunton presents Smooth radio or one of those stations.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Their power ratings have changed a lot since Ginger found that ancient mystical gem. She can lift a full keg over her head now. Quite a spectacle.

[Norton Canes]

I was in the Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street the day their first album was released. I was looking at the cover of the vinyl version, just out of curiosity like, and as I did so I was collared by a roving reporter, accompanied by camera person, who asked me why I was so interested in it.

I put it back on the shelf and fled. 

[buzby]

Last thing I saw Geri on was Good Morning Britain. Kate Garraway wore a Union Jack dress like the one from the Brits that one time. She looked better in it now than Geri did back then.

Geri is currently honking up Kiki Dee's I've Got The Music In Me in trailers on the BBC for their new talent show All Together Now where she's the head of the 100-strong judging panel.

If you have seen any recent pictures of Mel C, she wins the thread hands down. She would snap you like a twig.

[Billy]

I was in the Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street the day their first album was released. I was looking at the cover of the vinyl version, just out of curiosity like, and as I did so I was collared by a roving reporter, accompanied by camera person, who asked me why I was so interested in it.

I put it back on the shelf and fled.

Exactly what happened to me in the HMV down the road a decade later, except with Susan Boyle's album. I fled before they asked the question.

[Sin Agog]

Exactly what happened to me in the HMV down the road a decade later, except with Susan Boyle's album. I fled before they asked the question.

My dad got Hi-Fidelity'd when he tried to buy that Susan Boyle single.  He has Asperger's and hates almost all kinds of music, but he was moved by her for some reason.  The guy at the counter said something so sneery and sniffy (can't remember what without asking him) that my dad dropped the single down on the counter and got out of Dodge as fast as his feet would take him.

To be fair, it would have been cooler if he were buying a Gang of Four album or something.

[Captain Crunch]

[doppelkorn]

Was that rumour about Mel C and Mel B true?

That Mel C stood for "melted cheese" and Mel B stood for, well, you know...?

[Norton Canes]

I like that. That's actually a nice drawing.

[Replies From View]

Was that rumour about Mel C and Mel B true?

That Mel C stood for "melted cheese" and Mel B stood for, well, you know...?

'Melted bees'?

[idunnosomename]

Exactly what happened to me in the HMV down the road a decade later, except with Susan Boyle's album. I fled before they asked the question.

So did they use the footage

[Ferris]

'Melted bees'?

Melted bees is what honey is made from, that's basic mate.

[JoeyBananaduck]

I like that. That's actually a nice drawing.

D'arcy Wretzky 5 mins after a coke binge, a rugby ball in a wig, a $5 bootleg Dana Scully figurine, Junkie Kylie in mourning and an unnamed Japanese pornstar who's been found murdered, naked and severed at the waist.

Spice up your life!