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If Chris Morris farted, would you say it wasn't as good as the last one he did?

Started by Seymour Clufley, January 18, 2005, 09:54:40 PM

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Chris Morris has just farted. You remark:

"That wasn't as good as the last one he did."
6 (16.7%)
"That was even better than the last one he did."
0 (0%)
"That was the best one yet!"
0 (0%)
"What a bad fart. Even more obnoxious than The Green Wing."
1 (2.8%)
"You could hear the influence of his new Warp buddies in that fart."
4 (11.1%)
"I actually think Charlie Brooker had more to do with that fart than Morris."
6 (16.7%)
"How fucking outrageous you are, Chris. Now release a stereo version."
3 (8.3%)
"Oh thank you, God! The history of comedy has led up to this sublime moment!"
2 (5.6%)
"Can anyone else smell an outstayed welcome? How clever am I?"
0 (0%)
"I'm Victor Lewis Smith and I'm saying NOTHING."
14 (38.9%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Voting closed: January 18, 2005, 10:07:12 PM

alan strang

Quote from: "alan strang"Careful how many times you use the phrase 'sold out' about Brooker - it'll only be redefined as a cliche and used against you when the fat really starts to fly.

Oh, and I suspect the phrase "hypocritical fucking cunt" might lose you some public sympathy too. People are funny that way.