My knob smells of cum...

[Bhazor]

...and I can't shift it. 20 minutes in shower full pressure. I doused it under the tap before dinner. I've had a gallon of water to try and hose it out. But still I smell overpoweringly spermy.

I can smell it now sitting at my desk.

I haven't even had a chug today because I'm afraid the smell will be cumulative.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Not your knob is it

It's your face


Possibly

[JoeyBananaduck]

...and I can't shift it. 20 minutes in shower full pressure. I doused it under the tap before dinner. I've had a gallon of water to try and hose it out. But still I smell overpoweringly spermy.

I can smell it now sitting at my desk.

I haven't even had a chug today because I'm afraid the smell will be cumulative.

Of course the smell will be 'cumulative', as you call it. Mr Fancy Pants.

[Mr Eggs]

It's yer dead grandad ghost wanking on you to insist you take a DNA test.

I wouldn't take one if I were you. Just suck it up.

[hamfist]

there is a blob of cum in your nostril

[Bhazor]

Spunky guff is back. Got up this morning looking forward to my first wee and was just pulling down my panties when *Poomph* cum fumes thick enough to chew. Currently sitting on a queening stool with my cock and balls in a bucket of talc.

[cptspalding]

What got rid of it last time?

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...and I can't shift it. 20 minutes in shower full pressure. I doused it under the tap before dinner. I've had a gallon of water to try and hose it out. But still I smell overpoweringly spermy.

I can smell it now sitting at my desk.

I haven't even had a chug today because I'm afraid the smell will be cumulative.

Have you tried using shower gel or soap or anything like this?

[biggytitbo]

You could chop your balls off and cut the cum off at source?

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You could chop your balls off and cut the cum off at source?

You can never know for sure where it is coming from.  You can chop your balls off and realise that it is coming from higher up, cut a little higher and nope, still not got it, and eventually end up with nothing below the neck yet still reeking of jizz.

It's not worth it.

[thraxx]

Of whose cum does it smell?

Is it Cliff Thorburn's?

[biggytitbo]

You can never know for sure where it is coming from.  You can chop your balls off and realise that it is coming from higher up, cut a little higher and nope, still not got it, and eventually end up with nothing below the neck yet still reeking of jizz.

It's not worth it.

Depends how strong the smell is I think, better to be only a head but with no persistent smell of cum, as I think Confucius said in one of this proverbs.

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Depends how strong the smell is I think, better to be only a head but with no persistent smell of cum, as I think Confucius said in one of this proverbs.

If it's originating somewhere in the head but emerging from the genitals your nose is further away from the smell than if you cut off everything below the neck so it was spooling out of there.

In the end you just have to weigh up the pros and cons and make the decision for yourself.

[thraxx]

Any cum smell update?

[Sebastian Cobb]

I did a spunk that smelled like shield soap the other day.