One show in the style of another

[Alberon]

Antiques Roadshow

Old biddy: Well, it was my grandfather who bought this for seven and nine and four pence in 1873. He used to go down the mines six days a week, but they always threw him out as he was a piano tuner by trade. We don't know what it's for, but there is a small door in the back with a tiny wooden man with his winkie painted blue. Is it worth anything?

DI Regan: Shut it, you slag! George, take this tea leaf and throw her down the stairs till she talks.

Old Biddy: You'll never take me alive, copper!

Cue car chase.

[Glebe]

ALEX JONES: Hello and welcome to The One Show, in the style of Robot Wars.