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Being nude in public

Started by Keebleman, March 09, 2018, 04:56:00 PM

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Small Man Big Horse

What do people make of this naked Brexiter Dr Victoria Bateman, who's challenged Jacob Rees-Mog to a naked debate? On the one hand she seems incredibly smart and makes impassioned statements that I agree with, but on the flip side her existence might lead to us all seeing Rees-Mog's cock and balls and I'm not sure my mind could cope with such a thing. I mean what if when having sex I suddenly think of him and ejaculate all over the place? It'd be instant suicide for me in that scenario. NSFW: https://twitter.com/vnbateman

greenman

Chances Reese Mogg has an embarrassing sexual tattoo of Thatcher on his buttock?

ToneLa

Quote from: greenman on February 08, 2019, 12:52:37 PM
Chances Reese Mogg has an embarrassing sexual tattoo of Thatcher on his buttock?

0%

He's not embarrassed by it

machotrouts

Delighted to see the Being nude in public thread is now about Brexit

Second law of thermodynamics. Eventually all threads will be about Brexit. Soon followed by the heat death of the universe. Caused by Brexit!


bgmnts

I am only comfortable nude.

Not a pretty picture - imagine an Aryan Jabba the Hutt on two feet - but clothes are shit.

It's shame nudity is so frowned upon.

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: machotrouts on February 08, 2019, 02:15:35 PM
Delighted to see the Being nude in public thread is now about Brexit

I know, I know, but I couldn't go in to the Brexit thread to see if it was being discussed as reading it makes me want to murder people!

machotrouts

I understand. Does anyone want me to get my cock out

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: machotrouts on February 08, 2019, 03:34:42 PM
I understand. Does anyone want me to get my cock out

The answer to that question is always yes.

Dex Sawash


greenman

I must admit I have considered getting into art nude photography at the less pervy end ala say Bill Brandt, been selling landscape and architecture work for a few years and wanting a bit of a change but  I'v never really be able to get much enthusiasm for wildlife whilst street shooting doesn't seem like it would be that saleable unless your well known. At present my experience though has mostly been on myself which isn't exactly the easiest way to compose shots.

biggytitbo

Quote from: greenman on February 08, 2019, 04:30:23 PM
I must admit I have considered getting into art nude photography...


I bet you have you dirty old bollocks.


On a serious note, I have a very large stash of art pamphlets if you want to borrow them for tips, e.g. exactly what angle to get the lady to splay herself out at on the snooker table etc

greenman

Quote from: biggytitbo on February 08, 2019, 05:25:40 PM
I bet you have you dirty old bollocks.

Honestly I'm not sure I see the appeal of the kind of "man with a camera" softcore porn stuff some people do to be around some nude models, I spose perhaps a way on convincing wives to allow it rather than going to a strip show or something? being single I think I'd go with the latter if that was the intension.

I could take the arty route and limit it to self portraits but I'm not sure the appeal of my arse reachs that far, I'm to old to die tragically young in Francesca Woodman fashion to give it greater appeal.

Bazooka

The problem with being nude, is you have to suck in your tummy, even if you are alone.