Full bumming

[popcorn]

Not ordinary bumming. Full bumming. Has anyone tried it? I know a bloke who says he's done it but I think he's lying.

[Shit Good Nose]

What constitutes as "full" bumming?

Because I have a gay acquaintance who, by his own admission, is a "giver" and "receiver" who also enjoys a bit of prostate massage.

That's a true story, as well - not just HS Art bollocks.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Can't say I fancy it.

[poo]

Scale as follows:

Bumming
Power bumming
Full-on gay anal
Peencore
European bumming

[popcorn]

Scale as follows:

Bumming
Power bumming
Full-on gay anal
Peencore
European bumming

Where is full bumming in this list?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's shortened to Fumming in some quarters.

Let's not forget some of the short lived trends:

Bum XL
Serious Bumness
Leicestershire Bumming Squadron's patented "The Move"
Absolute Giving and Receiving (AGR)
Total Bumcall
Bumderline

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What constitutes as "full" bumming?

Any bumming that results in maximum sedimentage, whether actively or passively.

[popcorn]

Bloke who told me he'd done it just admitted he was lying. Less sure than ever that full bumming can be done. Or in other words, that bumming can be done fully.

[Shit Good Nose]

Any bumming that results in maximum sedimentage, whether actively or passively.

Right, so sweetcorn on the bellend=full bumming, whilst streaks halfway up the shaft=semi bumming?

Does it count if there is a condom involved?  Cos I'm pretty sure my acquaintance said he only did it with protection.

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Right, so sweetcorn on the bellend=full bumming, whilst streaks halfway up the shaft=semi bumming?

Does it count if there is a condom involved?  Cos I'm pretty sure my acquaintance said he only did it with protection.

No that wouldn't have been full bumming he was doing then.

[Shit Good Nose]

Gotcha.

[popcorn]

Mind, though, that even if you've bummed without a condom, that doesn't automatically mean you can say you've done full bumming.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Urban myth. Like roadside assistance or mutant turtles.

[popcorn]

Urban myth.

Is it though?

It feels like full bumming should be possible.

Don't you think it makes sense?

[Lemming]

Word of warning for anyone seeking out a Full Bumming - I found a fairly disreputable looking place in Bromley who offered very cheap Full Bummings. Thought I'd take a chance on it, went in, and got a massive rubber horse cock rammed up my arse by the assistants. Phwoar, I thought, this is the stuff. All good so far, but as I limped out of the office and onto the bus home, I could swear that I still had some feeling left in my lower body, a telltale sign of a slipshod Full Bumming, a Partial Bumming. Anyway, turns out my prostate was only partially destroyed, I visited a doctor shortly afterwards and she said that she thought surgical reconstruction might be able to save it. Total rip-off! If you're going to do this, learn from my mistakes - book yourself in at a PROPER, certified Full Bummery and make damn well sure you've got absolutely no prostate left by the end of it.

[popcorn]

This story only makes me think full bumming can't be done at all, and attempting it can be dangerous.

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Even if it can be dangerous, that doesn't mean it definitely is.  So you may as well do it.

[popcorn]

What's the minimum bumming before it's not bumming at all? I'll start there and bum further in increments.

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What's the minimum bumming before it's not bumming at all? I'll start there and bum further in increments.

There is a minimum recommended amount of bumming but that's not really the same thing.  I think the minimum recommended amount of bumming is a third of a bum every two hours, or a sixth of a bum per hour.

[BlodwynPig]

Brimful of bumming

[JoeyBananaduck]

Is it though?

It feels like full bumming should be possible.

Don't you think it makes sense?

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I saw an episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit debunking it. Penn might not remember it, but by Christ, I bet Teller does.

[hamfist]

be careful lads. mate of mine needed prostaplasty after going full. only for poffessionals like geoff capes and mick jagga

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By the way, in some parts of Calvary they still maintain signs that say "BUMMERS OPERATE IN THIS AREA".

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Oh and in some counties you need to state your bumming credentials before you are even allowed in.

The things they call progress in 2018.

[DistressedArea]

What's the minimum bumming before it's not bumming at all? I'll start there and bum further in increments.

Anything that makes your bumhole dilate: buying scatter cushions, for example.

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One eighth of a bumming now no longer available.

Please check in-store for remaining offers.

[popcorn]

Finally bit the bullet and paid for a session with someone who claimed to be an expert in full bumming. Didn't have the certificate (he claims all the places offering courses are talking shit) and he wasn't cheap but it came on the recommendation of a cherished relative so decided to go along with it.

Very, very glad I did. Painless and surprisingly quick. Refreshing, even cleansing. Doctors say I'll be able to return to work the week after next.

[Cuellar]

Don't think I've ever done this.

[Lemming]

Finally bit the bullet and paid for a session with someone who claimed to be an expert in full bumming. Didn't have the certificate (he claims all the places offering courses are talking shit) and he wasn't cheap but it came on the recommendation of a cherished relative so decided to go along with it.

Very, very glad I did. Painless and surprisingly quick. Refreshing, even cleansing. Doctors say I'll be able to return to work the week after next.

Hmm, no certificate? Did they have a Bumming Safety Rating displayed clearly on the wall from the Bumming Safety Commission? Not being funny, but you might have gotten ripped off or exposed to unsafe bumming practices.

They gave you a complimentary wheelchair to go home in, right? If they did that then they're probably legit.

[JoeyBananaduck]

I'm with Lemming. Definitely sounds like you got shafted.