Author Topic: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread  (Read 68840 times)

Nowhere Man

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2018, 04:19:02 AM »
Another one from Fred, in the Peter Kay thread -

He’s fucking dead mate you knobs

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2018, 08:18:57 AM »
"PJ and drunken" in the Ant thread

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2018, 08:20:56 AM »
The one about the kid leaving a Scotch egg wrapped in a page of the Bible on his teenage crush's doorstep.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2018, 08:25:32 AM »
The one about the kid leaving a Scotch egg wrapped in a page of the Bible on his teenage crush's doorstep.

Link please.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 08:54:30 AM »
Link please.

It was a Scotch egg, not a sausage!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2018, 08:58:01 AM »
It's on page two of the characters from your school days thread which is now about halfway down the second page here.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2018, 09:18:28 AM »

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2018, 10:04:07 AM »
Many in this thread still make me laugh

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,58512.0.html

Crying laughing at some of these, in particular the first one on page three.

The Only Fools and 3 Courses thread has been a constant source of joy.


Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2018, 11:27:11 AM »
Legend Gary does an impression of Trevor McDonald smoking "a massive bifter", bringing another HR meeting to an abrupt end.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2018, 11:28:01 AM »
Gorillaz 'Dare' was on in the car this morning and I'm still laughing at:

He's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up -- it's air

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2018, 01:13:26 PM »
tenmen's response to trenterpercenter's post in the Evil Sex Gang thread:

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I don't understand any of this, sorry.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2018, 01:18:45 PM »
Thank you, ollyboro, for making me laugh at the ongoing misfortunes of Mr Anthony McPartlin:

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Watch us wreck a Micra, watch us wreck a Micra

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,65986.msg3427826.html#msg3427826

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2018, 02:51:51 PM »
"Marvellously observed and brilliantly realised" - The Times

"We've seen his brains, his vitriol and even his bottom - but with Derek, his newest masterful creation, Gervais shows us his heart" - The Telegraph

"Poignant, thought-provoking and hilarious - Derek proves what few ever knew and even fewer suspected - that if you strip away the layers, Ricky Gervais really is the tenderest of clowns" - The Guardian

"You'll cry tears of laughter - of course, with Gervais' involvement, that's a given - but Derek will have you crying tears of sadness too. Don't watch it on the bus with headphones on or your fellow passengers will think you've gone bloody mental yourself!" - The Sun



I fully believe this is what Gervais expected to wake up to the day after the pilot aired.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2018, 03:25:18 PM »
Joey just made me laugh in the Ant thread:

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Take (A Child's Life) Away. Ho ho!

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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2018, 05:21:11 PM »
S?S!:

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Can he do it attached to an iron lung with a dog fucking his helpless face?

Caught me unawares.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2018, 06:20:38 PM »
In the topic 'Friday night fall up stairs and smash temple with corner of laptop':

I tell you, I've never seen Buddhists so angry.

Daft but I laughed.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2018, 06:25:10 PM »

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2018, 06:53:25 PM »
Oops! Wrong Planet in the How do they film sitcoms thread.

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bomb_dog

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2018, 09:21:06 PM »
"PJ and drunken" in the Ant thread

If there’s ever a reason to bring back tags, this is it.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2018, 11:03:27 PM »
It happens all the time, but for some reason, this from the Steven Hawking thread had me making a noise:

I thought he was like 34

No idea why, really. It's just so "CaB".


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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2018, 11:14:50 PM »
OK, now it's the Kirstie Alley tweet

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2018, 01:31:39 AM »
DannyHood91 posting in the Desolation thread

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The Hollyoaks expanded universe.

Still makes me smile sometimes.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2018, 01:35:48 AM »
Loads of stuff, I'll just look at my comments left with karma dispensed for a reminder of the recent ones, BRB

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2018, 11:40:52 AM »
Beagle 2's "Are you absolutely sure there isn't an award for cunting a mini into an infant?


" just risked my I-am-doing-work clandestine browsing. The laugh was stifled into a strangled cough in time.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2018, 02:09:58 PM »
Cerys's Auntie In A Coma thread - someone screen-grabbed the tags and reposted them recently:




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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2018, 02:17:30 PM »
'Just how fucked are we?'

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2018, 02:38:04 PM »
I like the incorrect corrections. One recently went along the lines "it's many rice, one rouse".

Other things particularly stick - a while back in a thread where someone's friend was falsely accused of stealing, Pancreas suggested that the friend avoid this problem in future by not stealing and further down suggested returning the money the friend had stolen to appease the accuser.

Thinking about it it seems I just like deliberate misunderstandings.

One thing I do appreciate on this site is when people do write humorous replies they may use in-jokes and familiar tropes but do it knowingly and with some skill rather than trotting out / parrotting  "wait, what?" type stuff like on Digital Spy (for example).

I would like some to be told "ya basic" soon. That would please me.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2018, 02:41:40 PM »
To answer the OP directly - the last thing that made me laugh out loud was the fiancée described as "an absolute valve".