The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[St_Eddie]

Just look at the fucking strip.

Sorry for offending you.

[Sebastian Cobb]

You HAVE to see madhair's latest cartoon strip.

You could've provided a link.

[touchingcloth]

You could've provided a link.

You could've gone to the passive aggressive thread, just an idea.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

You HAVE to see madhair's latest cartoon strip.

Overdid it on the old bleakness on that particular one, I thought.

[St_Eddie]

I thought this thread was meant for positivity but apparently, it's just one big HATE fest.

[pancreas]

No shit. Anyone else want some?

[madhair60]

Overdid it on the old bleakness on that particular one, I thought.

I think I agree. It should have ended with the bloody, bandaged feet.

[St_Eddie]

No shit. Anyone else want some?

Yes.  I'll have two kebabs and a portion of chips, please.  Don't spare the chilli sauce.

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[St_Eddie]

Power of an Ancient Spice? What is this, Dune II: Battle For Arrakis? The real-time strategy Dune video game developed by Westwood Studios and released by Virgin Games in December 1992? Based upon David Lynch's 1984 movie Dune, an adaptation of Frank Herbert's science fiction novel of the same name? Which, while not necessarily the first real-time strategy (RTS) video game, established the format that would be followed for years to come? Is it that?

[Sebastian Cobb]

You could've gone to the passive aggressive thread, just an idea.

All feedback is good feedback!

[St_Eddie]

All feedback is good feedback!

Not if you're in a band, it's not.

[checkoutgirl]

No shit. Anyone else want some?

I'll have 7½ inches please.

[Captain Z]

He's just been cast in the Dad's Army The Lost Episodes sort of remake, so it'll be interesting if the curse strikes that lot as well. Given that Kevin Eldon's also in the cast I am naturally terrified that it will.

What curse?

The Dad's Army curse! Many of the actors from Dad's Army have died. A very similar curse has sadly claimed the lives of the entire cast of the original performance of The Tempest, and indeed everyone who saw it.

The only reason Pike's still alive is because he didn't tell the grim reaper his name

[marquis_de_sad]

In the James Bond books thread:

in How To Write A Thriller, Fleming mentions that so frequent was Bond's consumption of scrambled eggs in an early draft of Live And Let Die that a proof-reader pointed out to him the security risk this posed to Bond, writing that whoever was following him need only walk into a restaurant and ask, "Was there a man here eating scrambled eggs?"

[king_tubby]

Not if you're in a band, it's not.

The Jesus and Mary Chain would beg to differ.

[Replies From View]

In the James Bond books thread:

Unfortunately that sounds so much more enjoyable than the actual James Bond books and films that exist.

[marquis_de_sad]

Unfortunately that sounds so much more enjoyable than the actual James Bond books and films that exist.

Yes. Also from that thread, non capisco on Ian Fleming's cultural credulity:

"Here, Ian. You know that Italian men have barbed penises, like cats do?"
"REALLY?"
"Yeah, everyone knows that. It's a well known fact."

CHAPTER EIGHT: WOP PARADISE
Bond lit his eight thousandth cigarette of the day and disembarked from the gondola to go and meet his Italian contact Guiseppe Dolce. He found a small eaterie and ordered a shit ton of scrambled eggs and a Martini.

"Shaken not stirred."
"Yes-a, Meees-ta Bond-a."

He sat down at a corner table and waited for Dolce who was characteristically late. Probably teaching his secretary a lesson with his barbed penis, a curious feature common to all Italian men. He gave silent thanks for his normal British dingus that just went all hard and straight when aroused, not barbed like every male in this wretched country. Or rotating and detachable, like the Japanese.

[Johnny Yesno]

Not if you're in a band, it's not.

Loop - Burning World (Album Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEL9ck-W1UY

Edit: king_tubby got there first with a better example.

[Johnny Yesno]

[The Dad's Army curse discussion]

Hahaha! That's great.

[king_tubby]

That Bond post is very nicely done.

[Sherman Krank]

I always forget what that stands for and have to go and check. I think I get confused because I expect the B to stand for Brexit.
It's Frank Bruno's Perfect Evening

If I could be arsed with having a twitter account I'd be stealing that.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Kudos to Imitation Leather in the Prince Phillip thread:

What's really ironic is that the BBC News channel was playing the video to Bingo by Catch just as this story broke.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Laughing an awful lot at that non capisco James Bond quote up there ^ . It's all fucking brilliant stuff, but my first big laugh came at " ordered a shit ton of scrambled eggs ", then I was guffawing all the way to the rotating,detachable Japanese penis.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Second consecutive entry from me ( oooh-er ): you can always rely on yer man maurice yeatman to bring on the guffaw. Not only did he have me pissing meself at Partridge image last night, but I've just made a bit of a spectacle of meself this very lunchtime by having the whole unrestrained LOL experience in a thankfully none-too- full restaurant while innocently eating my lunch, the cause of it being yeat-o's contribution to the Britain 's Worst Stand Ups thread, regarding Les Dawson, with accompanying Self- Righteous Brothers image. Go seek it out, if you havenae seen it already.
Oh, the Laffs I have on 'ere bit of a pity I'm a monumentally unfunny cunt meself, really !

[Gregory Torso]

[bgmnts]

That's fucking brilliant.

[Sebastian Cobb]

A dog with a leg for a tail that kicks itself in the arse everytime it's excited.

[magval]

bgmnts in the Mortal Kombat thread:

It's Sonya, not Sonia.

Fucking arseholes.

Also the accuracy of the James Bond barbed-penis post.

[Lordofthefiles]

Towelling hot soapy water from your hands as you turn from a completed pile of washing up, you hit a thrilling and clarion tenor high C.

Absolute magic that!

[Paul Calf]

A consolation of being up early on a Saturday:

Does this help?

Helpless laughter.