The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[Flatulent Fox]

From the Nutella bar thread:

"I have to say, this news is absolutely disgusting. I wouldn't put it past Nutella to start offering these obscene treats in multipack format neither!"

[Rocket Surgery]

I did go on stage with Sooty and his pals at the Orchard Theatre, Dartford, 1985. Sooty (via his hapless human mouthpiece Matthew) commanded that I make a noise like a pig into a microphone. I was only six years old and hadn't yet seen the film 'Deliverance' so I was happy to oblige the bear's curious whims. I'm happy to report that no banjo-soundtracked bum business followed. However the little ursine prick did make out that he was going to squirt Matthew in the face with his water pistol but at the last minute soaked me instead, much to the obvious amusement of Sweep who started vibrating with glee whilst making a noise like an Ornette Coleman solo. I had Soo's sympathies but just because you cluck your tongue after your mates have been cunts doesn't make you any less of an enabler. Matthew failed to sufficiently discipline his dickhead ward, as per fucking usual.

[Glebe]

From the Nutella bar thread:

YES! Thanks FF!

Those non capisco Sooty larks got me chucklin'!

[Bobtoo]

[samadriel]

The smile at the end of Bronzy's avatar cracks me up.

[St_Eddie]

The smile at the end of Bronzy's avatar cracks me up.

One of my favourite avatars, to be sure.

[Ferris]

One of my favourite avatars, to be sure.

And mine.

Not as good as Joe Carter hitting a walk off dinger to win the World Series for Toronto, but close.

[St_Eddie]

Not as good as Joe Carter hitting a walk off dinger to win the World Series for Toronto, but close.

Aye, it's a good one but at the end of the day, nothing beats 'would you like yo see my penos?'.

[BlodwynPig]

And mine.

Not as good as Joe Carter hitting a walk off dinger to win the World Series for Toronto, but close.

This one?

[St_Eddie]

No, not that one.  One of the many other 'Joe Carter hitting a walk off dinger to win the World Series for Toronto' avatars.

[Ferris]

Yeah not sure I've ever seen that one before.

Mind you, I hate baseball so I don't even know what any of this means.

[BlodwynPig]

Yeh, the photo above clearly shows that Toronto winning in 1993 was a false flag operation, the ball clearly striking Carter out.

[BlodwynPig]

No, not that one.  One of the many other 'Joe Carter hitting a walk off dinger to win the World Series for Toronto' avatars.

When you see it, you'll shit Brexit.

[Glebe]

[Jockice]

Re: Songs with a fundamentally flawed premise
« Reply #64 on: Yesterday at 07:42:30 PM »
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Robbie Williams 'Let Me Entertain You'

Thank you Captain Z.

[Jockice]

And then I read the Simon Cowell's new face thread that had me guffawing all the way through it. Especially the automatic pilot from Airplane one.

[Twed]

It's the Guardian, not the Guardleanne.

It didn't really make me guffaw out loud, but it was good.

[Epic Bisto]

And then I read the Simon Cowell's new face thread that had me guffawing all the way through it. Especially the automatic pilot from Airplane one.

That whole thread is wonderful, but the Bill Decker as George Michael picture killed me.

[hedgehog90]

The smile at the end of Bronzy's avatar cracks me up.

One of my favourite avatars, to be sure.

And mine.

If you haven't seen it already, you have to watch the original video it came from (it might be my favourite thing ever posted on the internet).

The Official Mr Bubz Video

It never fails to make me chuckle.
Thanks again to Bronzy for bringing it to my attention.

[kalowski]

And then I read the Simon Cowell's new face thread that had me guffawing all the way through it. Especially the automatic pilot from Airplane one.

I have been crying with laughter throughout that thread. Lenny Henry as Gromit was the icing on the cake.

[Buelligan]

The smile at the end of Bronzy's avatar cracks me up.

I love it too!

[Lordofthefiles]

I used to enjoy listening to my Grandad eat his dinner. Real ASMR shit and had me purring like a cat.

[madhair60]

Not Chromecast, but I did once try and show my girlfriend a video of a cute cat or something on my phone and the media player had some sort of malfunction and played the last thing I had watched before that instead, which was a woman being vigorously shafted from behind. So basically I said "Ha, check this out", handed over my phone and saw her expression change as the air was filled with a SLAP SLAP SLAP sound. Her surprised little "oh" still haunts me.

Could have styled it out I supposed. "Yeah, check that out. That thing. Anyway, what do you fancy for tea?".

[Rocket Surgery]

And then I read the Simon Cowell's new face thread that had me guffawing all the way through it.

This was where I properly lost it:

[idunnosomename]

I think I may have lost something at that point. Cheers Blumf. If you ever meet me I'll buy you a drink (terms and conditions apply, no silly cocktails, just a fuckin normal pint or equivalent)

[holyzombiejesus]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,71359.msg3720874.html#msg3720874

Paul Calf's response to the preceding two posts.

[magval]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,71359.msg3720874.html#msg3720874

Paul Calf's response to the preceding two posts.

Same. Also "Grave.com" in the confused.com r us thread.

[canadagoose]

First one that made me burst out laughing:

[Ferris]

From the "what do you look like" thread, I posted a photo I took of the moon (forget the reason why)

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,41447.msg3722022.html#msg3722022

[BlodwynPig]

From the "what do you look like" thread, I posted a photo I took of the moon (forget the reason why)

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,41447.msg3722022.html#msg3722022

super wolf blood moon