The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[idunnosomename]

i think she looks more like a horse tbh, but horses are also great lads so yeah

[Thursday]

Incredibly problematic. Is this what finally #cancels biggytitbo?

Yes, along with everyone who said his problematic comment was good.

[machotrouts]

I'm reading a thread from 2007 about the then-current Shilpa series of Celebrity Big Brother.

Someone on the Man United forum I go on has just stuck this video up.

It is apparently Jack making money noises in an attempt to slag off Shilpa.

Now, the vid won't load for me so I can't say wether or not he really is doing as is suggested and neither can I be sure that this aint some snide porn or something.

That was my disclaimer.


EDIT: Fuck! It has just loaded for me! I can't fucking believe that was. I'm really fucking sorry! I swear I never knew what was on the vid, SHitt. I better wipe my fucking hard drive now! I have never seen anything like that before, fuck. I'm so sorry!

[chveik]

[Replies From View]

I'm reading a thread from 2007 about the then-current Shilpa series of Celebrity Big Brother.

Do we know what that video ended up being?  I'm imagining it was football or something - so boring that it made him want to erase his hard drive.

[Soup Dogg]

Boston Crab sort of being encouraging and nice to bgmnts but also being a cunt about it really made me chuckle.

For the first time ever, I have respect for you.

What a pep talk!

[Ferris]

and now
  abideth faith,
hope, love... these three

but
the greatest of these
is Tortoise.

[BlodwynPig]

It's fine though as you're not meant to eat in there and I was surrounded on all sides by people gobbling their disgusting lunches like dogs at broth.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Boston Crab sort of being encouraging and nice to bgmnts but also being a cunt about it really made me chuckle.

What a pep talk!

I also laughed, and at the phrase "aids-tier"

[Bad Ambassador]

I had a dream once where his name was revealed to actually be:

John Rodney Rodney Tolkein

[Nowhere Man]

This chain of comments in the Morrissey thread made me laugh.

Looks like GOB got the job designing Morrissey's album cover. "Ended up checking 'albino' on the form."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yNAg67u_c

Meh..

Didn't you used to hate it when a Merrie Melodies or Looney Tunes cartoon came on and it was one of the boring Morrissey ones?

He always seemed to be teamed up with Speedy Gonzales, and they'd always be having a fight with Sylvester The Cat. Who was a journalist in those ones for some reason.

For anyone curious, this is the album cover in question

[BritishHobo]

Madhair's genuinely sweet tribute to his tortoise

He was a cunt. He never exhibited anything that could so much as be mistaken for tolerance of me, let alone affection. An absolute wall-eyed bell from arsehole to breakfast, throughout his entire lengthy life, from the day I was queefed out of my mum's disgusting fanny until the year of our lord 2019. Mum got him when she was 3 and he was already fully grown. God knows how old he was. He was a cunt. He was my cunt. I will miss him cunting around the garden, being a cunt.

[Twit 2]

Ha, that is excellent!

[gib]

https://www.prolificnorth.co.uk/news/publishing/2019/03/scunthorpe-telegraph-prints-swear-words-obituaries-page


"We were testing the system to see if it would allow those words in and unfortunately it has not been removed. Ironically that word is in the town's name too."

[Noonling]

Lazy Susan places all meals directly into the toilet to "cut out the middle man".

I may or may not be drunk at 15:29 but I think its funny.

[pancreas]

Babkins' contributions to that thread have all been fantastic.

[Dex Sawash]

distressed area makes me laugh a little, quite often.
Would be a serial karma receiver in the 24/day scheme.

[kalowski]

I don't know when it first appeared, but every time I read "Dave Bowie and The Davie Bowie Band (feat. Dave Bowie)" I laugh like a drain.

[DistressedArea]

distressed area makes me laugh a little, quite often.
Would be a serial karma receiver in the 24/day scheme.

Thanks!

[hedgehog90]

and now
  abideth faith,
hope, love... these three

but
the greatest of these
is Tortoise.

Haha, yes I was just about to post this myself. Good spacing.

[Cuellar]

Watch this

the.real.sonic.the.hedgehog.the.movie.1080p.mp4

_{PS - hedgehog90 personally recommends you wear headphones for this.}

[pancreas]

Holy shit.

[BlodwynPig]

Watch this

Brilliant, dark. LoL? CiC (Cowering in Corner) more like.

[Ray Travez]

Madhair's genuinely sweet tribute to his tortoise

yeah, loved that.

[Beagle 2]

Watch this

Hahaaaaaa absolutely brilliant!

[non capisco]

All of Jerzy Bondov's extensive critique of the decline of Marilyn Manson's album cover art, over in Nags' MM thread in Oscillations, particularly the pay-off. Great stuff. Go and have a butchers if you haven't already.

[touchingcloth]

Madhair's genuinely sweet tribute to his tortoise

"Wall-eyed bell" is perfect.

[Twed]

"Wall-eyed" has definitely stuck with me.

[Twed]

[Prison Biscuits]

All of Jerzy Bondov's extensive critique of the decline of Marilyn Manson's album cover art, over in Nags' MM thread in Oscillations, particularly the pay-off. Great stuff. Go and have a butchers if you haven't already.

Yeah this is great