The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[pancreas]

Bloody hell, Blodders. Getting tips on your English from Ronalado is pretty low.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm glad for his assistance. He's a good sort that Ronaladii

[BlodwynPig]

RONALADO laugh first. england people not know is really "simulacrum".

Thank you Ronaladii. What is your last name?

[idunnosomename]

but doctor. I AM PAGLIACCI

cant you tell by my clown makeup, you insensitive cunt

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Always been the hardest thing in life for me, I rarely find other people make me laugh as much as I make them laugh. I don't enjoy making them laugh more just enjoy to make myself laugh, but I know myself too well to make myself laugh very often so I just set the bar too high for myself to enjoy any laughter from anything unless I catch myself by surprise. That's why I came full circle to finding the least funny things funny. Anything funny just isn't funny to me now. This post isn't funny but that's why it's funny to me. Just kidding, even this isn't funny. That's the joke.

I don't think I need explain why this made me loose my cool when I was checking my phone during a dull conversation while at work.


BRAVO! *hand clap emoji*

[Noonling]

I feel like I laugh at very few posts, but then something cheap and childish comes along...

I'm having some sex right now as I type this and it's fucking GREAT!

Tony The Tiger diversifies

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hey this is the post what made u laugh thread, not the bollock on about the twisted RANDOM world that is your sense of humour. Why don't you tell us all about a really crazy dream you had while your at it?

[Noonling]

Hey this is the post what made u laugh thread, not the bollock on about the twisted RANDOM world that is your sense of humour. Why don't you tell us all about a really crazy dream you had while your at it?

k, I dreamt we took a polite old man onto our ship. He seemed to be passionate about photography but one night we looked at his phone and 100% of the photos were of women's fingertips.

[PlanktonSideburns]

k, I dreamt we took a polite old man onto our ship. He seemed to be passionate about photography but one night we looked at his phone and 100% of the photos were of women's fingertips.

OK so I quite like this dream story. Thanks for making me look like a dick pal

[madhair60]

I'm not worried, it's South Yorkshire Police.

Person: There's been a crime

SYP: And?

[Ferris]

From the "are you good at talking to children" thread

i just pull coins from behind their ears, pound coins 50p's whatever. i keep doing this until a parent or responsible adult clocks me and runs me off with a broom.
i make about three hundred quid a day doing this.

The last line got me

[Twed]

"I do this every night with your son"

[Paul Calf]

@ForChange_Now? Why the '_' before the 'Now'? Why not @ForChangeNow? or @For_Change_Now?

Checks... ah @ForChangeNow has existed since 2014, no Tweets mind.

On the positive side, TINGE have managed to grab @For_Change_Now, so not 100% incompetent.

What about @WankingForChange_Now?

Lovely stuff.

[madhair60]

The state of you. Can't cope with words, so bleats for censorship. How do you face yourself?

The pain of defeat won't disappear. You'll have to take a look at yourself, your profound failings, and reflect on the fact your appeal is limited, extremely limited. You've not only lost, you've been massacred. Even words are too much. Destroyed in debate, oxygen in your bubble seeping out as the truth rushes in. What a pathetic clutching desperate model you present. Pity is your future. Victim.

This isn't a Slipknot lyric site you know

[phantom_power]

At fucking last

[pancreas]

madhair60, do you mind please withdrawing that nomination? I didn't guffaw at all.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If you guffaw from the anus does that count?

[phantom_power]

madhair60, do you mind please withdrawing that nomination? I didn't guffaw at all.

You can fuck <off> and all, pal

[Buelligan]

I have to say that this new Milverton has made me laugh like an owl today.  That Victim post and the one that ended in Weakness, I was laughing almost uncontrollably.

[madhair60]

I have to say that this new Milverton has made me laugh like an owl today.  That Victim post and the one that ended in Weakness, I was laughing almost uncontrollably.

I've not been reading its posts, disappointing to hear that they were funny but I still feel like I made the right decision.

[Buelligan]

Oh absolutely.  You're completely right, there's only so much of this kind of fun a sane person can genuinely enjoy.  In one helping, anyway.  I'm beginning to get a bit sicky now if I'm honest.

[bgmnts]

It's pure desperation. They've already gone off the rails. They're barely maintaining the little support they do have. Largely, I expect, because there's some woefully misguided but (in their own minds at least) well intentioned people who are repulsed by such obvious smearing. Any casual, impartial (if possible) observer sees that rubbish for what it is.
Brexit has placed the focus on actual debate, actual policies, actual facts. Chuka et al have nothing to say. They're an ego without a body. They make us look professional. And we already look professional. There's nothing Change UK can do, they can't win the arguments, they're already reduced to fantasied.

[canadagoose]

are you going to put your phone in the toilet? we all agreed that today we're going to put our phones in the water in the toilet. we're going to put our phones in the toilet bowl then let them soak for 30 minutes and then flush the toilet. i'm just letting you know in case you have missed the discussion but everyone on the forum is going to be doing this to their phones and their computers also. do you think that you will join in? it sounds fun, doesn't it.

[Dex Sawash]

its posts,

careful mate, it that
it mate
careful

[Twit 2]

About ten years ago my mad Dad, who was a teacher, shat himself at school, left work without saying anything and drove home sitting in shit. When he got home he had a bath for two hours then went to bed where he screamed all night. That was the start of his retirement

[Twed]

Brilliant

[Uncle TechTip]

100+ posts in the football thread during the Spurs game. Great team effort by the lads. Seriously, non football fans should read it. Start at 8pm.

[Pingers]

100+ posts in the football thread during the Spurs game. Great team effort by the lads. Seriously, non football fans should read it. Start at 8pm.

Just visited it - you're not wrong.

[madhair60]

Link us the start, then, dick'ead

[Ferris]

From the thread about Danny Baker being canned for tweeting a photo of a funny little chimp in a suit and not foreseeing the potential racial overtones (or the gleefully misconstruing mob mentality that happens on twitter)

Looks like he could do with some PC tips.