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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1591 on: May 12, 2019, 11:03:36 PM »
billy goat cheese is unique

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1592 on: May 13, 2019, 02:35:32 AM »
I took part in that bit of the footy thread and I think my posts are amongst the worst I've ever made.

Yeah I didn't notice that evening in the football thread being funny at all. Maybe it's because my blood pressure was through the roof during it. Even though I was mainlining beta-blockers. (Prescribed legitimately, officer.)

The World Cup threads are always peak CaB though, Clive.

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« Reply #1593 on: May 13, 2019, 04:10:04 AM »
billy goat cheese is unique

To be honest, there's not exactly a great deal of competition in the 'billy goat cheese' stakes.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1594 on: May 14, 2019, 08:08:53 PM »
From the School Dread on Sundays thread:
Obligatory mention for this astoundingly ill-judged horrorshow that looks like it's going to be about a race of paedo aliens attacking Earth's playgrounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3NPCpX3mY&frags=pl%2Cwn

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1595 on: May 15, 2019, 10:39:16 AM »
Don't mean to be crude but […]

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« Reply #1596 on: May 15, 2019, 10:41:57 AM »
From the School Dread on Sundays thread:

Ha ha ha that's great.

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« Reply #1597 on: May 15, 2019, 12:55:39 PM »

Black Mirror 5 thread


A Microsoft Surface becomes leader of Change UK.


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« Reply #1598 on: May 15, 2019, 06:56:57 PM »
Not just the title music (which was potent by itself) but World In Action also had a deadening effect on my soul because, even up to the late 80s, it seemed to be filmed in brine, like the film stock had been found in a puddle out the back of the Thames studios, and they said: 'Give it to the WIA crew. They refused to use video because it doesn't look 70s enough.' It gave me a hugely dispiriting, disconcerting feeling that - even though the events were current - these were dispatches from a beige-and-brown alternative time strand where the 3-day week was still in force and the only place to buy olive oil was a chemists. As such, I've never truly landed on a fully rounded point of view about the Gibraltar Three.

Last line really, as is the parlance du jour, “sticks the landing.”

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« Reply #1599 on: May 15, 2019, 07:01:41 PM »
Black Mirror 5 thread
That is really fucking funny.

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« Reply #1600 on: May 16, 2019, 10:12:57 AM »
The dog is literally not aware of the cake

The reaction is edited in

(I'm talking about this video specifically, I'm sure others are different but despite what I've just said about tangents I am not prepared to go down the rabbit hole of 'does a dog think a cake that looks like a dog being cut is actually a dog being cut' because the answer is 'you fucking idiot of course not do you understand anything? FFS. The dog isn't even in the same country as the cake most likely, what do you think this is? Dog action at a distance? Are we really discussing quantum doggery now? I HATE YOU')

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« Reply #1601 on: May 16, 2019, 08:16:47 PM »
Like being beaten to death by an underdone baked potato.

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« Reply #1602 on: May 16, 2019, 08:20:52 PM »
I forget which of you genius' was responsible for it but every few weeks the Brexit Calypso keeps popping back into my head (with imaginary singing in the style & tune of Came mr tally man tally me banana)

Come Mr. Boris man, <something> bent banana,
Brexit come and future is sold

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« Reply #1603 on: May 16, 2019, 08:33:03 PM »
A very libelous touchingcloth post that I'm scared to repost or directly reference. All I'll say is that it referenced the alleged masturbation habits of a famous daytime TV host who  recently had his show cancelled after the suicide of a guest. I won't get any more specific than that.

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« Reply #1604 on: May 16, 2019, 09:52:17 PM »
A very libelous touchingcloth post that I'm scared to repost or directly reference. All I'll say is that it referenced the alleged masturbation habits of a famous daytime TV host who  recently had his show cancelled after the suicide of a guest. I won't get any more specific than that.

It's not libel if it's true, and it definitely is. It's also not libel if they're dead, and he is inside.

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« Reply #1605 on: May 16, 2019, 11:56:38 PM »
[some shit I wrote]

FUCKING YESSSS MAN! GET INNN!!!,

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« Reply #1606 on: May 17, 2019, 01:20:29 AM »
This little beauty from the "That's no way to go" thread. Love the way it almost reads like a real-life tragedy until you go, "Hey, wait a minute...":

There was something in the news earlier about a canning factory worker who fell into the machines off a gantry, but it turns out he was still alive until someone opened the tin and microwaved him. Horrible to think about that frontal lobe just alive and aware in the dark on an Aldi shelf for three weeks. They knew he was still alive because he'd eaten the words "help me Jesus" into one of the beans.

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« Reply #1607 on: May 17, 2019, 01:36:34 AM »
FUCKING YESSSS MAN! GET INNN!!!,

This is getting like the tit for tit karma system of yore.

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« Reply #1608 on: May 17, 2019, 01:59:16 AM »
This is getting like the tit for tit karma system of yore.

Don’t know what this means, can only assume another mention of me means you were having a good old chuckle at my writing. So I suppose - you are welcome.

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« Reply #1609 on: May 17, 2019, 02:42:33 AM »
Don’t know what this means, can only assume another mention of me means you were having a good old chuckle at my writing. So I suppose - you are welcome.

more of a snort than a chuckle

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« Reply #1610 on: May 17, 2019, 03:08:10 AM »
more of a snort than a chuckle

I will absolutely take that

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« Reply #1611 on: May 17, 2019, 04:19:23 AM »
I will absolutely take that

Jay 2-4 down bottom of 8th...2 win in what? 10 games? Nothing to chuckle about




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« Reply #1613 on: May 18, 2019, 11:49:47 AM »
What is the world without her little mysteries? It is right we do not know, curiosity killed the cat. Think we all need to take a long hard look at ourselves, but not too hard, or we might learn something. No, this is all far too much.

Deep.

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« Reply #1614 on: Yesterday at 01:56:59 PM »
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Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on May 16, 2019, 09:32:33 AM
Also the ironic thing here is Cisco recently patched a security vulnerability in some of its network switches that can be exploited to spy on people.

Ooh that patch so scandalous

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1615 on: Yesterday at 02:46:52 PM »
Yeah, it's all fun and games now, but what if it turns out Tommy Robinson has a dairy allergy and his reaction to an attack is he swells up to the size of a normal person?

Caught off guard. most unsportsmanlike

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« Reply #1616 on: Yesterday at 06:11:25 PM »
I was just going to post that. Textbook delivery

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« Reply #1617 on: Yesterday at 06:19:20 PM »
It's one of those that gets funnier the more times it goes round my head.

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« Reply #1618 on: Yesterday at 06:22:44 PM »
I came here to report that post too.  Excellent, if offensive.