The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[pancreas]

Maybe it was a metaphor for something, for example. You could talk about metaphors in your interview. Long, complicated, anus metaphors.

[pancreas]

I hope you don't mind indulging me, the, but it occurred to me that Anus Cop might, might, just have had its genesis in the works of Shakespeare. In particular, I wondered if the central character of Bottom in A Midsummer Night's Dream might have shared some tragi-comic features in common with Anus Cop, and whether you'd like to comment on such speculation?

[Space ghost]

Not enough people praised in this thread tell their fans to get fucked. It's refreshingly modest.

From the 'The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud' thread

[the]

Here's how it works pancreas: I made something to amuse myself. And that's it.

Then you fail to accept that I thought most of the rest of it was shit and make yourself look like a twat.

[Ferris]

You can't fight in here - this is the GUFFAW room!

[Bennett Brauer]

Considered posting this David Janssen classic in the Anus Cop thread ages ago with the first R altered to I but quite rightly lost confidence in it.

[Kelvin]

From the 'The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud' thread

Fuck off with this patronising bullshit.



(am i doing it right?)

[the]

Considered posting this David Janssen classic in the Anus Cop thread ages ago with the first R altered to I but quite rightly lost confidence in it.

*chortle* :)

[pancreas]

You can't fight in here - this is the GUFFAW room!

In case you hadn't noticed, this is the Somme, not some sort of car boot sale for jars of conserve de snowflake.

[Gregory Torso]

Here's how it works pancreas: I made something to amuse myself. And that's it.

Then you fail to accept that I thought most of the rest of it was shit and make yourself look like a twat.

Clearly you think the word "anus" is funny, so don't think you're any better than the rest of us, pal.

[The Boston Crab]

Maybe he meant the Latin word 'anus' which means 'old woman'.

Old Woman Cop is an inherently funny idea because why would she be a cop?!

[Twed]

Community outreach.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Lol fuck me, even shows that don't exist can get ruined by overanalysis on here.

[the]

Clearly you think the word "anus" is funny, so don't think you're any better than the rest of us, pal.

The word 'anus' is patently funny, you'd be an idiot to argue otherwise.

[madhair60]

It certainly does seem to entertanus

[Gregory Torso]

Shine on you crazy anus

[sponk]

The word 'anus' is patently funny, you'd be an ignoranus  to argue otherwise.

[pancreas]

The word 'anus' is patently funny, you'd be an idiot to argue otherwise.

Oh I see. It's just what comes out of it that you take exception to. i.e. poo poo, aka shit, aka difficult chocolate, aka brown fanny batter, aka smelly love-clay, aka Ottolenghi's burnt tahini paste with black garlic.

I guess that using just the aesthetics of the word 'anus' on its own is quite high concept, when you think about it.

[Chollis]

Michelle McManus

[machotrouts]

Michelle Man Crush Monday Anus

[the]

Psst pancreas, if you put out the idea that I'm trying to be high-minded then it'll make me look like a cunt, and it won't backfire and make you look petulant at all.

[pancreas]

No, no, the, you've got it all wrong. I'm here to learn.

Anus √ funny
Mahogany bottom-cement x not funny

Have I got it right?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Dont know what your both worrying about, this convo makes you both look GREAT

[Buelligan]

That it does.

Have to say, I'm immune from the laughter inducing qualities of excreta and other bodily secretions.  I'm completely happy for others to revel in the stuff but it holds no appeal whatsoever in the hilarity stakes for me.  #outandproudwellnotashamedanyway

Anus Cop, the concept, however, totally different kettle.

[the]

Dont know what your both worrying about, this convo makes you both look GREAT

And if only pancreas could've accomodated an opinion without turning into Rick from The Young Ones, we'd have all been spared it. I could've been making a GIF of the intro to Terry & Terry & Terry & June instead.

[sponk]

Dont know what your both worrying about, this convo makes you both look GREAT

You really wrecked 'em with this post

[Space ghost]

Stop sucking the joy out of anus cop

[Beagle 2]

No, but you have made jokes about bum-bums because poo does it.

Beagle 2 knocked it out of the fucking park with the Anus Cop annual 1977:

     

Stunning.

You say that, but I didn't even call it the Anus Cop Analual.

[pancreas]

And if only pancreas could've accomodated an opinion without turning into Rick from The Young Ones, we'd have all been spared it. I could've been making a GIF of the intro to Terry & Terry & Terry & June instead.

If you do that, I'll shut up for at least an hour.

[PlanktonSideburns]

You really wrecked 'em with this post

I KNOW right? Thanks mate. Will keep an eye out to see if you're killing it in any other threads and return the compliment!
Antony