The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[Clownbaby]

There used to be a guy working at my local Lidl who looked a bit like a bargain-bin Cillian Murphy. He would get all stern when the queue for the self-service checkouts got out of hand. Cleanup in aisle my pants etc. etc.

[Gregory Torso]

Had to paint a house

Led down at the corner of the house with a paint pot and the brush, wriggled like a snake around the house, painting just three feet high all round the house

Fell asleep in flowerbed

Customer asked why dat?

I said I was waiting for the three foot strip of paint to dry before I go any further

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Been re-laughing at Eggdillis 9 since this morning when I tried singing it to the tune of 'Imagine'. Very very fun.

[marquis_de_sad]

I got the QDRPHNC and Boris bits, who are the others?

https://youtu.be/HPYvLlNiN1I

[Lordofthefiles]

Ms Bip Ling makes exceedingly good cakes

[pancreas]

He's had too many mentions in here, in all honesty, but the latest in the Co-op ice-creams in the shower is fucking glorious.

For pity's sake, do I have to do EVERYTHING for Google.



















Hopefully that fills in a gap in the internet.

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[Jumblegraws]

Must be in a vicious mood this morning as I instantly chuckled at this:

Linehan's silence is interesting, hopefully he's dead.

[BlodwynPig]

Don't know who Linehan is, but that is hilarious.

[king_tubby]

Don't know who Linehan is, but that is hilarious.

He's best known for his hatred of trans people. Think he helped write Father Ted back in the day too.

[Konki]

Don't know who Linehan is

He's just revamped our news and current affairs.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He's just revamped our news and current affairs.

I laughed

[Gerald Fjord]

I always thought I was a big OFAH fan, but to be honest I don't even remember the episode where Grandad gets embarrassed after being caught blacking up.

[Replies From View]

Imagine if you went back to your hometown and in the local pub ran into someone from your primary school days.

Even though you are both much older you still recognise each other - it's kind of funny that your memories update themselves to take aging into account.

Anyway you run into this guy, you were never big friends with him or anything but you are both like oh hello how are you doing, and he shows you a tattoo he's recently got - it's brand new and he's really keen to show you.  He lifts his shirt up; the tattoo is filling his whole chest.  And you recognise yourself in it, along with other people you also vaguely recognise.  It's a tattoo of your class photo from when you were both eight years old.

[Twed]

His upper face looks like a pair o cartoon ducks who have argued and now aren't on speaking terms.

[Cerys]

Woohoo!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Seconded

[Ferris]

Imagine if you went back to your hometown and in the local pub ran into someone from your primary school days.

Even though you are both much older you still recognise each other - it's kind of funny that your memories update themselves to take aging into account.

Anyway you run into this guy, you were never big friends with him or anything but you are both like oh hello how are you doing, and he shows you a tattoo he's recently got - it's brand new and he's really keen to show you.  He lifts his shirt up; the tattoo is filling his whole chest.  And you recognise yourself in it, along with other people you also vaguely recognise.  It's a tattoo of your class photo from when you were both eight years old Rodney, Uncle Albert, Del Boy and sunburned Grandad.

[touchingcloth]

His upper face looks like a pair o cartoon ducks who have argued and now aren't on speaking terms.

I like it, because it has something of the quality of that dress which was black and puce or whatever. One moment I see the ducks, the next they're gone leaving not even a trace of their former existence. And then they're back again! Gone! Back! Gone! Back!

[BlodwynPig]

Woohoo!

As predicted

But enough of the guffawing

Please support my campaign to hunt and kill the worlds most disgusting man ever to exist

[Cerys]

I don't know - I've promised not to kill people with my mind any more, and this seems somehow related.

I like it, because it has something of the quality of that dress which was black and puce or whatever. One moment I see the ducks, the next they're gone leaving not even a trace of their former existence. And then they're back again! Gone! Back! Gone! Back!

The weird thing is that there are actually four ducks - two like this:



And two like this:



The yellow ones are facing away from each other, and the brown are facing towards each other.  None of them like each other.  It's probably fluff-envy or something.

Edit - also he has an evil dark Yoda on his head, fiercely judging the photographer.  As well he should.  And I'm not even stoned.

[BlodwynPig]

There is also a bat with the ears

[Cerys]

No, it's definitely a Yoda.

[BlodwynPig]

Is that a piglet to the right?

[St_Eddie]

I'm seeing two platypus myself.

[Cerys]

Are you mad?  That's clearly a water buffalo.

Is that a piglet to the right?

Either that or a porcupine with really good conditioner.

[touchingcloth]

I don't know - I've promised not to kill people with my mind any more, and this seems somehow related.

The weird thing is that there are actually four ducks - two like this:



And two like this:



The yellow ones are facing away from each other, and the brown are facing towards each other.  None of them like each other.  It's probably fluff-envy or something.

Edit - also he has an evil dark Yoda on his head, fiercely judging the photographer.  As well he should.  And I'm not even stoned.

Can I just shock you? There are actually no ducks in the picture at all.

[chveik]

the old duckrabbit conundrum

[Replies From View]

Why did you turn it back into the thing I was responding to?

[St_Eddie]

the old duckrabbit conundrum

That's not a duck or a rabbit, that's quite clearly a skull.

[dr_christian_troy]

I thought it was the Eraserhead baby with its spine pulled out in two at the base of its skull.