The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[Chollis]

BlodwynPig's reply to machotrout in the 'What *do* you really look like?' thread.

Yep

[Ferris]

Blodz does a nice line of work in those threads.

The latest one tied a few CaB storylines together which I really enjoyed

[Jumblegraws]

Remembering John McCririck (emphasis mine):

I grew up seeing this risible gesticulating Sherlock ape in my front room every Saturday afternoon

[Jumblegraws]

And another! McCririck's passing is turning into the happiest day of my life.

ass-hat. nasty piece of work. also, made kim newman look like brad pitt.

[Jumblegraws]

Hat trick

John: "Me cure, quick!"

Alas, The Booby was not quick enough.

[Jockice]

owlboy

Re: John McCririck Dead
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Best guitarist the Banshees ever had. RIP.

[another Mr. Lizard]

Have just caught up with the 'nob in popcorn bucket thread'. Lax of me.

Now we all know and appreciate the quality of Ronalado's CaB contributions, but the great man has outdone himself there... (extra points/kudos/karma for the capital letters on the word 'ASS' and the repetition - quality throughout, though. "design a jetski"...)

[kalowski]

Every time I read the words "The wankest film idea ever conceived" I can't help but smile.

[Ambient Sheep]

Reviewing a particularly egregious participant in the Guardian's "Blind Date" column, amongst whose many dubious charms was his boast about giving his leftover meal to a passing homeless person:

In a just society we'd be giving him to a homeless person.

"Here, just fuck, kill or eat this mincing cunt satellite. Just try to make its mouth stop operating as quickly as possible."

[Doomy Dwyer]

I still very much identify as a sexual abuser and criminal, but probably feel less like a paedophile than would if I were an American, rightly or wrongly.

This is fantastic. The less context the better. You don't need to go into the thread. You really don't want to do that.

[mothman]

Sure a bunch of druids do that to a hill and it's a piece of British heritage, I do it in a bit of wet cement and a pcso tells me to wait there until uniform arrives.

[hummingofevil]

invented cut off jeans did we mate. when i get home i'm going to invent having dinner then invent watching the tennis while enjoying another of my inventions, getting pissed. i am so proud of my inventions.

It's the fucking tone of this that had me creased. Brutal

[Ferris]

It's the fucking tone of this that had me creased. Brutal

This made me laugh and all, but as it was directed at me and my amateur haberdashery I didn't want to encourage kittens further.

[Twed]

Not CaB-related, but somebody at work said "Finding a way to protect the wall behind a dartboard is the toughest part" and I cannot stop cracking up at the idea of this being a variation on "sorry seems to be the hardest word".

[Bazooka]

You suffer a fatal accident in a foreign country. The Kickstarter Fund set up to help pay for the repatriation of your body home only ever raises £1,216 of the required £8,900.

Wonderful.

[BlodwynPig]

Wonderful.

That happened with my uncle.

[Lordofthefiles]

You know what? That's exactly the kind of threatening rhetoric I've come to expect from you OSA types and I've had enough of it. So why don't you [redacted][redacted] your kids [redacted] with your fuckin [redacted] and [redacted] and mattress mattress sir [redacted]

That has made me laugh like proper mentaller.
Thank you!!

[Pseudopath]

Cheers for this, Twed:

I don't know what I was expecting from Nintendo's latest mobile game, but installing the app and being greeted a beaming Mario saying "Slap my four bitch nurses on the ass to get them across the finish line! Design-a your own nurse ass with custom pert and jiggle, and see which ass is the fastest!" took me by surprise.

[Ferris]

From the "Official Secrets Act" thread on HS Art

[mothman]

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin with a spin
Travelling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it.

There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there you'll be free
If you truly wish to be

[Barry Admin]

On a similar theme, the Norn Iron video McFlymo posted in CC yesterday had me laughing out loud.

https://youtu.be/XckDlD0OM8s

[Twed]

Shut your eyes. Hold your breath. Think of Britain.

[DistressedArea]

[Misspent Boners]

I keep thinking about a thread title from a real unassuming thread from ages ago and it keeps tickling me something chronic... it was called "Who does your parents fancy?" Its just such wonky grammar and I keep imagining someone asking someone really overenthusiastically as a conversation starter

[Danger Man]

One of the rare times I've laughed at a post that wasn't my own or was intended to be funny.

[touchingcloth]

I keep thinking about a thread title from a real unassuming thread from ages ago and it keeps tickling me something chronic... it was called "Who does your parents fancy?" Its just such wonky grammar and I keep imagining someone asking someone really overenthusiastically as a conversation starter

From the Philomena Cunk playbook. Who does your parents fancy? Why is cousins made of?

[Sebastian Cobb]

From the Philomena Cunk playbook. Who does your parents fancy? Why is cousins made of?

Basically carved a whole career out of a character in a jam sketch.

[Barry Admin]

If you dig down far enough you get to the earth's cor, which is said by many scientists to be a huge effigy of Barbara Windsor's bikini top flying off in Carry On Camping.

[Darles Chickens]

From the Philomena Cunk playbook. Who does your parents fancy? Why is cousins made of?

This brings to mind "Who was shakespeares paremts?" though I don't remember what that was all about any more. Google doesn't help.

[Cerys]

It was a question asked in WikiAnswers, as mentioned here.