The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[The Boston Crab]

It's only a laugh, but it was OUR laugh.

Cheers.

[touchingcloth]

Post the post you cretin.

OK, the funniest one was:

Wickets wickets wickets wickets

Nah, that was rubbish. Fucking state of you cricket tossers.

[a duncandisorderly]

It's only a laugh, but it was OUR laugh.

shove it up your arse.

[Cuellar]

Sports threads are never as funny as the people in them think they are.

Remember when someone said a football thread was hilarious? You go in and it's just posts like 'WHAT' or 'COME ON' or 'Goal!!!'

????

[Maurice Yeatman]

Sports threads are never as funny as the people in them think they are.

Remember when someone said a football thread was hilarious? You go in and it's just posts like 'WHAT' or 'COME ON' or 'Goal!!!'

????

Those question marks have got to be getting on the end of that for me, Clive.

[The Boston Crab]

^ I laughed.

The actual best laugh here is that people are so starved of laughs they will try to peck at the beak of a mama bird to spew up some of her own laughs for them to feast on. My beak is wired shut.

[bgmnts]

Honestly, we British take a great amount of pride in being funny and hold it very high in value. I conversely am very happy being about as funny as brain cancer.

[Gregory Torso]

Those question marks have got to be getting on the end of that for me, Clive.

A funny quote from the funny quotes thread

[DistressedArea]

Sports threads are never as funny as the people in them think they are.

Remember when someone said a football thread was hilarious? You go in and it's just posts like 'WHAT' or 'COME ON' or 'Goal!!!'

????

Cricket so, technically, it's a heritage thread.

[a duncandisorderly]

^ I laughed.

The actual best laugh here is that people are so starved of laughs they will try to peck at the beak of a mama bird to spew up some of her own laughs for them to feast on. My beak is wired shut.

good. I hope you fucking starve.
meanwhile, this is how it's done:

Have you all seen the bollocks compare the market whaevertthe fuck advert where the little rat is sitting in his dressing gown and the big computer rat comes on the TV and asks him if he wants to open his last viewed webpage and the rat sweats it because apparently moments before filming started he was sitting in that chair flogging his filthy little rat dick over some unspeakable cat-on-rat sex carrion, spunked all over the floor, cleaned it up with his tatty old wanking robe, climbed back into his wanking rat chair and stowed his grubby little rodent cock away, all while the big computer rat watched him, also wanking but in virtual reality hyperspace, like a randy Al from Quantum Leap punching cum out of his quivering pie because sam leapt into a vietnam war widow it's really doing it for him. This is fine, is it? This is a way for a company to advertise its services?

[The Boston Crab]

Yeah, you'd fit right into the Cricket thread, old cunt. More than you'll ever know.

[wosl]

If the bastard tournament hadn't been on Sky up til the final I would've been.

Bosto made those of us who finally got to see some live WC cricket via terrestrial TV very welcome though, when we peeked into the thread. 

[The Boston Crab]

Any time. It's a state of mind.

[wosl]

Fuck off GB gate-crasher migrants WE WERE BORN AND BROUGHT UP IN THIS THREAD

[wosl]

Fair dos, though.  I'd have been cheering you on if I'd been a Cricket Lads.

[willy crossit]

my mate once had 'jerds', which seemed to be done kind of exotic long hamster. they'd let them out to crawl around the floor. they all died but one and in its old age it lost all of its hair and vision but they'd still let it go around on the floor. fucking terrifying. imagining this shriveled walking penis with teeth blindly bumbling into my feet. i had to stand on my chair like the mum in tom and jerry. thankfully it soon died too.

[The Boston Crab]

Fuck off GB gate-crasher migrants WE WERE BORN AND BROUGHT UP IN THIS THREAD

You got it, champ. As I said, it's a state of mind.

[wosl]

I'm just sore because I was working on Sunday until 17:00.

[a duncandisorderly]

I'm just sore because I was wanking on Sunday until 17:00.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Pathetic attempt by cricket losers to recruit some people into their sad and lonely pursuit of dicking about in a park in an overly formal manner while samwich gammons honk and clap their fat cunt arms like butchers trying to quickly tenderise two pigs.

[touchingcloth]

Yeah, you'd fit right into the Cricket thread, old cunt. More than you'll ever know.

Fuck off.

[The Boston Crab]

And you would not.

Shame you've shit your pants so bad over this one, pal.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

That question never fails to elicit a ridiculous amount of laughter from me.

If fact when you think about it, who was shakespeares paremt's?

[DistressedArea]

Pathetic attempt by cricket losers to recruit some people into their sad and lonely pursuit of dicking about in a park in an overly formal manner while samwich gammons honk and clap their fat cunt arms like butchers trying to quickly tenderise two pigs.

Bit harsh that. It's just a harmless bit of heritage, and look how happy it makes the cricket men:

[touchingcloth]

And you would not.

Shame you've shit your pants so bad over this one, pal.

Fuck off.

[Satchmo Distel]

Those question marks have got to be getting on the end of that for me, Clive.

Question marks and the mystery Rons

[Barry Admin]

:-D

[Jerzy Bondov]

I enjoyed the Cricket final with one tab on Cricinfo and one on the CaB thread while I was supposed to be looking after my son. A beautiful day.

[touchingcloth]

Post the goddamn post or I will grave you.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I enjoyed the Cricket final with one tab on Cricinfo and one on the CaB thread while I was supposed to be looking after my son. A beautiful day.

Hope you found your son alrite afterwards mate