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Ambient Sheep

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2370 on: August 12, 2019, 07:52:54 PM »

Cuellar

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« Reply #2371 on: August 12, 2019, 08:32:35 PM »
Pretty much every sentence in Gregory Torso's OP for his 'Erotic Fiction' thread had me in bits this morning.

It's one of the finest things I've ever read.

Ambient Sheep

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2372 on: August 13, 2019, 02:32:54 PM »
I clicked to download one of the FLAC recordings of the unreleased series 4 of Blue Jam last night. Nothing happened. Woke up this morning and the postman is sticking a load of Mrs. Brown's Boys Live DVD cases filled with rancid sausage meat through my letter box.

Is this expected behaviour?

Tears running down my face.  Think it's the "rancid sausage meat" that did it.

Twit 2

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2373 on: August 14, 2019, 07:45:34 PM »
Just walked in on your dad knocking one out to a drawing he'd done on a post-it note of Minnie Mouse with a speech bubble saying "FUCK ME, GRAHAM."

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« Reply #2374 on: August 14, 2019, 08:18:52 PM »
That's amazing.

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« Reply #2375 on: August 14, 2019, 08:28:13 PM »
Why thank you. I was editing while you were quoting so it’s a bit different now, but the jist remains.

Well, clean it up then, you dirty animal.

Oh, jist.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2376 on: August 14, 2019, 09:45:45 PM »
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Why’s your dad cunt piss fish wank?

After the long run of questions this almost abstract one at the end was very funny.

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« Reply #2377 on: August 14, 2019, 10:22:43 PM »
What if there's a data leak? All local witches will know where your children are sitting.

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« Reply #2378 on: August 15, 2019, 09:47:41 AM »
Proper belly laugh from this:

I heard that all episodes of Desmond's were going to be re-edited to pixellate any cutlery.

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« Reply #2379 on: August 16, 2019, 11:28:38 AM »
nagsworth's epstein prison cell edit, particularly 'window overlooking claire's accessories'

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« Reply #2380 on: August 16, 2019, 09:41:16 PM »
nagsworth's epstein prison cell edit, particularly 'window overlooking claire's accessories'
Ditto, had me creased over trying not to laugh in work.

Twit 2

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2381 on: August 16, 2019, 10:33:11 PM »
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« Reply #2382 on: August 16, 2019, 11:44:42 PM »
Why do they all look like furry versions of the dad from The Wild Thornberries?

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« Reply #2383 on: August 17, 2019, 02:15:08 AM »
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I heard that all episodes of Desmond's were going to be re-edited to pixellate any cutlery.

I don't get it.

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« Reply #2384 on: August 17, 2019, 04:06:56 AM »
Just walked in on your dad knocking one out to a drawing he'd done on a post-it note of Minnie Mouse with a speech bubble saying "FUCK ME, GRAHAM."


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2386 on: August 17, 2019, 10:10:53 AM »
https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1161629920856084481?s=19

Not racist, obvs.

Racist? My main thought is “who eats fried chicken with a knife?”

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« Reply #2387 on: August 17, 2019, 02:49:33 PM »
Reckon you could mechanize a tarring and feathering, and then hang them from a gibbet in the town center. That's all my fucking council tax money, I'd splutter, all my hard-earned money spent on giving you a place to shit and then you come along and shit in it, serves you right you horrible bastard. Maybe a wrought-iron sculpture of a skeletal hand could hold aloft a jug of their offending shit. Love it to be a little boy on his holiday, he's from bradford maybe, or tower hamlets, and I get to yank him out from under the stall by his legs and smother him with my brick-red old man gut.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2388 on: August 17, 2019, 03:49:47 PM »
Also laughed at some of that

jenna appleseed

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2389 on: August 18, 2019, 10:17:49 PM »
Pijlstaart again - starts off like a totally normal post about signing up to Labour & ends "If you cross me, know this: I shall cling to your leg and let forth a mighty shriek!"

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