The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[Ray Travez]

heheh, just joined this thread to post that^

[SteveDave]

Morrissey and Marr ripping off other musicians eh? How long has this been going on?

I didn't laugh, I stood up and applauded.

[Replies From View]

Maybe Coup D'Twat is a heavily established meme but it's the first I have heard of it and I liked it.

I didn't GUFFAW though but fuck you anyway.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You are here now so guffaw like a smug chaffinch

[Gregory Torso]

I didn't GUFFAW though but fuck you anyway.

I smiled and thought "oh that's pretty good"

[kalowski]

And my GUFFAW was really loud.

[That_Boy_Marner]

Someone calling Pearson from Red Dead a fat cunt had me in stitches.

[Blue Jam]

Someone calling Pearson from Red Dead a fat cunt had me in stitches.

Fair enough, and he's got a stupid combover, he deserves it.

And my GUFFAW was really loud.

That entire thread is amazing:

[Satchmo Distel]

"My Coup D'Twat" - Alvin Stardust rewrite.

[chveik]

That entire thread is amazing:

yep, I was going to post that one too

[canadagoose]

From the Straight Pride topic

Me and Gary are marching together in solidarity and holding each other's cocks for solidarity.

[a duncandisorderly]

Büsker Dü

The hits of Hüsker Dü played in a slapdash manner by a man in thrall to the joys of Spice with a dog on a string that looks so riddled with parasites and fleas it could lie on its back and still crawl away.

[Twed]

Don't know what to do now Rover's turned to blue

[BritishHobo]

Crying at this exchange in a thread about a festival of Studio Ghibli films at FACT in Liverpool:

Howl's Moving Castle is shite, they should picked Whisper of the Heart or Princess Kaguya to have some none Miyazaki represented.

Thanks for your thoughts. Maybe write a letter.

fuck off you cheeky cunt

[Alberon]

Lectern for PM!!

At last, a PM you can get behind.

[The Boston Crab]

Crying at this exchange in a thread about a festival of Studio Ghibli films at FACT in Liverpool:

Yeah, I laughed, like the guy's style.

[Bad Ambassador]

In response to a suggestion that Disney will launch a grocery business:

There is already an entire Frozen section in my local supermarket.

[Replies From View]

At last, a PM you can get behind.

That one's very good.

[bgmnts]

[Pseudopath]

Jittlebags' sensitive take on Boris' Bad Day:

I bet that new puppy is taking a fucking pasting. Poor twat.

I winced and guffawed at the same time. Impressive work!

[Ambient Sheep]

It's only really obvious if you bother to look into it, but there was a bigger gap in time between Brachiosaurus and Tyrannosaurus than between Tyrannosaurus and now.

It makes you realise or remember that there probably were a few t-rexes still knocking around in the 70s.

Yeah, but they tended to crash into trees because their tiny arms made them shit at steering.

[a duncandisorderly]

^ here to post that...

[Twed]

Probably making a massive bomb

[Alberon]

From a thread that has made a few appearances in this one already.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Unreal

[marquis_de_sad]

From a thread that has made a few appearances in this one already.

Christ that's fantastic. Ten out of ten.

[SteveDave]

Part one

No it doesn't make you deaf but every time I bum your mum she gives me a chip and now I'm blind. :(

Part two

More callbacks than a PPI law firm.

[Ferris]

Wasn't expecting much from the thread title, but this one really made me laugh.

Re: jaws but the police doesnt know the difference between animals and people

Chief Brody in a newsagent, to a cat: "packet of rizlas please, mate."

"Have you seen this fatty fuck, been noshing off kids in the bay area, big naked bald bloke" (Holding up a picture of a shark to a lamppost) "Alright well then, if you could just hand out some of these fliers, cheers mate" (slaps lamppost on its side and strolls off, whistling)

[idunnosomename]

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[Jockice]

'Smiles as Princess Charlotte starts school'

Hardly.



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