The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[Jockice]

Two in one morning!

New page amused as always

[touchingcloth]

Two in one morning!

New page amused as always

Don't get it.

[poo]

Think the guy on the left is maybe not very good at soccer goals? Dunno.

[poo]

Wasn't expecting much from the thread title, but this one really made me laugh.

Re: jaws but the police doesnt know the difference between animals and people

Also like this

[touchingcloth]

Also like this

I also like it, y tu mama tambien. The whole short thread so far has been great, and just because I know some people don't venture HS-wards I'm going to post the opening gambit here. Goodnight and fuck you.

science - that confirms it, she was eaten by a shark
mayor - oh my god
cop - shark? what is that polish
science - say what
cop - not heard of any shark
science - its a great white
cop - definitely polish then
science - what the fuck is this polish stuff? it isnt polish, what are you talking about?
cop - hey dont yell at me, you're the expert
science - great white, not native to here usually, gotta be 22 feet at least, I have a picture hold on
cop - great, a name and a fuckin picture
[pictture of shark]
cop - weird lookin guy, wheres his legs
science - what the fuck
cop - everyone be on the look out for a man who is grey all over sort of looks like telly savalas, short arms and legs
science - holy fuck

science - sir, cancel thr 4th of july
mayor - cancel everything, whats this guy on about fuckin kojak running around
science - sir please dont lis-
mayor - you boy I say you buy that man is sheef of police round here he served in world war 2 and his sister is nice and he has a very relaxed view on coke laced weed, you dont question his decision
[tannoy] ATTENTION HOLIDAY PEOPLE, BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A VERY DAMP PALE BALD MAN gannin round fucin eliminatin kids like

The lower case p makes my brain determined to see Polish as polish, which added an extra layer of enjoyment.

[madhair60]

Cats here get vaccinated against it.

So while our cats don't have AIDS, they are autistic.

[Cardenio I]

[Twed]

New page amused as always


Don't get it.

You are supposed to think they are looking at serious tactics but really it is just a childish drawing. The joke is that they are actually not sophisticated!

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New page amused as always


Don't get it.

It's because footballers score goals with a football which they kick using their feet.

The sum total of goals goes onto the footballing scoreboard and the winning team is the one that scores the most goals of all.

Each player also has different skills, height, hair colour and so on, and you can buy special magazines with all their vital statistics listed.

Also I don't know if they still do sticker albums but if they do you might be able to get one of those about footballing.  When I was a child the footballing fans had all stickers collected showing the various faces of the different players.

"Faces" are the parts of a footballer's head that contain all of its eyes.

[a duncandisorderly]

It's because footballers score goals with a football which they kick using their feet.

The sum total of goals goes onto the footballing scoreboard and the winning team is the one that scores the most goals of all.

Each player also has different skills, height, hair colour and so on, and you can buy special magazines with all their vital statistics listed.

Also I don't know if they still do sticker albums but if they do you might be able to get one of those about footballing.  When I was a child the footballing fans had all stickers collected showing the various faces of the different players.

"Faces" are the parts of a footballer's head that contain all of its eyes.

ronalado will be along in a minute when he's finished his panini.

[touchingcloth]

You are supposed to think they are looking at serious tactics but really it is just a childish drawing. The joke is that they are actually not sophisticated!

Oh, the guy in the bib is holding a bit of paper. It looked (and still does, if I'm honest) look more like a white smart phone.

[touchingcloth]

The sum total of goals goes onto the footballing scoreboard and the winning team is the one that scores the most goals of all.

What is the sum total of goals up to now, and at what level will foot ball end?

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What is the sum total of goals up to now, and at what level will foot ball end?

I think there must have been at least one hundred goals, and football is due to end when it reaches maybe 200


If that takes too long then hopefully it will just be cancelled

[touchingcloth]

I think there must have been at least one hundred goals, and football is due to end when it reaches maybe 200


If that takes too long then hopefully it will just be cancelled

Thank you. When was the last time there was a foot balls player who was a louse?

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Thank you. When was the last time there was a foot balls player who was a louse?

1998 or 2001.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ah aha look ahah the foots of the ball look at them aahaha


You realise this is deeply tedious stuff?

[wosl]

Can't tell if it's an attack on football or not.  It should be clear(er) but it's done in such a vapid way that part of me thinks it's mostly about ennui and that the footer stuff is just grist for that.

[Cuellar]

Yeah I keep seeing new posts and hope for some serious LOLs

[touchingcloth]

Ah aha look ahah the foots of the ball look at them aahaha


You realise this is deeply tedious stuff?

Can't tell if it's an attack on football or not.  It should be clear(er) but it's done in such a vapid way that part of me thinks it's mostly about ennui and that the footer stuff is just grist for that.

Can't tell if it's an attack on football or not.  It should be clear(er) but it's done in such a vapid way that part of me thinks it's mostly about ennui and that the footer stuff is just grist for that.

Yeah I keep seeing new posts and hope for some serious LOLs

So the foots balls louse was 2001?

[Dex Sawash]

I thought the one white the white phone was an police

[José]

Summer 1978. Outside on the school playing field, I idly picked up a cricket box at the start of a P.E lesson (our first cricket class) not knowing what it was, put it on my face, breathing heavily and pretended to be Darth Vader; wielding a cricket bat like a light sabre in my other hand. Everybody really laughed. However. 

The sports master clipped me round the ear and then mocked me in front of the whole class saying I was 'a smelly, dirty pooftah'. He continued this derision by inviting the other P.E teacher on the athletics track with the whole of his guffawing class of 4th-year boys to all troop over to take the piss too. "Nobody get near, Brundle!" carped this other cunt in his cunty blue tracksuit and cunt whistle. Then, he made me walk back inside in total shame to scrub my face in the bogs.

I was twelve years old FFS!!  Mind you, that kid would have killed it on Whose Line Is It Anyway? props round, Yes, that sticks in my mind as a fairly bad day.

[Johnny Yesno]

From the Evening Standard

If Mr Le Drian is correct, I expect we will see a No Deal.

Well, that's all our hopes gone down le drian.

[Lordofthefiles]

Shout Allah is a cunt really loudly in the market.

[Johnny Yesno]

It would be good if she joined the Green Party.

Green - Amber Rudd

[king_tubby]

Hahaha imagine a TingeUK night out at Nandos now

Anna Soubry on her own, having a salad, looking furious

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

[Supergrass] were a brilliant pop/rock band. I can't believe that final gig was so long ago. We nearly got thrown out because a mate lit up a fag.

BRUNDO'S MATE: *smokes a fag*
VENUE SECURITY: "Put it out!"

[a duncandisorderly]

BRUNDO'S MATE: *smokes a fag*
VENUE SECURITY gaz coombes (from the stage): "Put it out!"

[madhair60]

Big pipe of Pogs with the lads.

[SteveDave]

I honestly had no idea Iannucci was even into magic.

[The Lion King]

In the Neil DeGrasse Tyson thread

Remember when he claimed he discovered a wooden planet, and then it just turned out he'd forgotten to open the hatch on his observatory?