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« Reply #2520 on: September 09, 2019, 09:01:32 PM »
That's fucking amazing

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« Reply #2521 on: September 09, 2019, 09:02:14 PM »
Just "found a wooden planet" is funny enough for me.

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« Reply #2522 on: September 10, 2019, 12:59:21 AM »
"Now pay attention 007 - looks like an ordinary compressor, right?"

"Yes?"

"£7.99 Halfords."


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« Reply #2523 on: September 10, 2019, 07:44:57 AM »
     

I'm literally crying with laughter here.

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« Reply #2525 on: September 10, 2019, 03:44:33 PM »
ronalado will be along in a minute when he's finished his panini.

He's fooling himself, he'll never get all those stickers.

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« Reply #2526 on: September 10, 2019, 04:07:04 PM »
But he will end up with about five David Rocastle spares.

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« Reply #2527 on: September 10, 2019, 04:14:48 PM »
But he will end up with about five David Rocastle spares.

He’ll be a Record Breaker!  (Rocastle = Roy Castle)

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« Reply #2528 on: September 10, 2019, 04:16:40 PM »
But he will end up with about five David Rocastle spares.

ah, rocky. leeds leeds leeds.

>>On 23 July 1992, Rocastle's decade at Arsenal came to an end when he was sold to reigning league champions Leeds United, in a deal that several Arsenal fans, teammates and football writers saw as doltish, cold and woeful.<<

nice choice of words. probably belongs in the wikipedia thread & I would if the damn search button worked.

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« Reply #2529 on: September 10, 2019, 04:53:14 PM »
Thinking about it some more, five is a feeble guesstimate of the number of Rocastle swapsies he'll likely accrue.

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« Reply #2530 on: September 10, 2019, 07:17:15 PM »
Pheobe: "Oh please, I cut a cat open with a nail file so I could steal its meows."

Jesus Christ, that one caught me off guard.

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« Reply #2531 on: September 10, 2019, 08:14:21 PM »
Why would I pay eight and a half grand to fuck Richard Dawkins?

It’s pretty complicated but it’s explained quite well here:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_selection

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« Reply #2532 on: September 11, 2019, 08:49:07 AM »

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« Reply #2533 on: September 11, 2019, 09:19:33 AM »
Jesus Christ, that one caught me off guard.

That whole post is brilliant.

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« Reply #2534 on: September 11, 2019, 09:36:20 AM »
RONALADO understand first. gorge BOSH plan this for sure.

is so sad ;'(

now we have loset so many people. i am so proud :_(

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« Reply #2535 on: September 11, 2019, 12:38:34 PM »
That whole post is brilliant.

Seconded. I think I've mentioned before how more or less every single post The Boy Torso makes deserves automatic inclusion in the 'ere thread.

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« Reply #2536 on: September 11, 2019, 03:41:25 PM »
madhair's increasing vitriol in this thread: https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,75137.0.html

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« Reply #2537 on: September 11, 2019, 06:32:24 PM »
All we need now is for Tom Watson's muscle wasting disease to advance to the point where he finds himself stuck in a coma and this will go down in the diary as a good day.

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« Reply #2538 on: September 11, 2019, 07:33:02 PM »
Imagine him softly whispering in your ear "darling, let's try No. 35 from the Karma Sutra tonight. I'll put Sting on the stereo and change into my sex clothes".

And whilst you reluctantly ascent, he puts a video showing his dad falling into the sea on the ceiling widescreen.

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« Reply #2539 on: September 11, 2019, 08:40:11 PM »
A month late on this, but i was reading through the "fuck me hat" thread and this made me laugh,

He couldn't be an astronaut as he'd not been to college and wasn't an engineer.

Sounds like the shittest man ever

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« Reply #2540 on: September 12, 2019, 10:40:45 AM »
On the subject of cooking cans in unusual ways... one time in the late 70's while at my gran's house I remember she had a joint of meat in a tin, a big tin maybe about the size of a Party 7 but not as tall.  She cooked this tin in the oven, then when it was cooked for the appropriate length of time she placed the tin on the kitchen floor while she pierced it with one of those implements you sometimes got on a bottle opener that pierced a triangular hole in the can.  As she punctured the can a jet of boiling hot liquid spurted out from the can and shot about 3 feet in the air and my gran and my mum both recoiled back from this horror.  How neither of them weren't scalded I'll never know.  I don't know what the correct way of cooking that thing was, but I'm pretty sure they did something wrong!
Fucking hell. Cooking a tin in the oven, putting it on the floor and stabbing it and a load of boiling hot stuff comes flying out. Hilarious.

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« Reply #2541 on: September 12, 2019, 11:05:16 AM »
Still laughing at the concept of 9/11 being a big girl now

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« Reply #2542 on: September 12, 2019, 11:25:13 AM »
Denly poking and prodding like a 13 year old boy let loose on resigned and disappointed girlfriend

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« Reply #2543 on: September 12, 2019, 11:34:12 AM »
Forgot the bloody 'a' though, didni!

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« Reply #2544 on: September 12, 2019, 12:10:47 PM »
I was going to post that but then I read this:

Denly’s appetite for explicit images of children is quite something. You almost have to give the guy credit.

The idea of giving him credit has tickled me for the last ten minutes.

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« Reply #2545 on: September 12, 2019, 07:18:09 PM »
That's brilliant. Once again the best thread in the history of the forum comes through.

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« Reply #2546 on: September 12, 2019, 09:52:03 PM »
i can only assume the last two ones come from that 'cricket' thread?

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« Reply #2547 on: September 12, 2019, 09:59:02 PM »
boycie hit a home run did he?

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« Reply #2548 on: September 13, 2019, 06:30:58 PM »
Even if you're listening to Chaka Demus and Pliers?

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« Reply #2549 on: September 13, 2019, 07:14:32 PM »
Still laughing at the concept of 9/11 being a big girl now