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« Reply #2940 on: November 27, 2019, 09:29:59 PM »
Re: that paul mcartney scandal
There were those awful rumours that his wifes sausages were fake as well werent there and were actually made out of veg.

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« Reply #2941 on: November 28, 2019, 02:01:38 PM »
I’m just glad it didn’t irreparably destroy my brain to the point where I’d become some sort of insufferable wank bleating away on the internet about single episodes of a cartoon from 25 years ago.

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« Reply #2942 on: November 28, 2019, 02:06:11 PM »
I'm still bitter about buying a Commodore CDTV twenty eight odd years on. They promised us amazing games with graphics which would be virtually impossible to tell apart from real life, but instead we got this:



And that was one of the more impressive efforts.

What game was that, Abraham Lincoln's Massive Nose and Mouth Calamity?

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« Reply #2943 on: November 28, 2019, 11:48:56 PM »
I managed to get very addicted to nicotine lozenges several years after giving up smoking. I gave up smoking fine, then back slid a bit and started smoking sometimes when I was pissed. I got the idea in my head that if I had lozenges about then I wouldn't smoke. Ended up spending about £30 a week on lozenges. I regret that more than the money I spent on tobacco even though that still might end up killing me down the line. Getting addicted to lozenges was just so stupid.

As an ex-smoker and current self-hating e-cig man I can relate, but the lines in bold both got me. Sorry Pranet!

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« Reply #2944 on: November 29, 2019, 08:19:50 AM »
#lozengelife

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« Reply #2945 on: November 29, 2019, 10:58:44 AM »
This thread reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was perpetually in bleak amounts of debt, got a big tax rebate amount from an old job and immediately bought an outlandishly expensive massive animatronic dancing James Brown dummy. To quote my supervisor at the time "Oh, Barry!"


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« Reply #2946 on: November 29, 2019, 05:40:00 PM »
Pretty sure Catherine the Great broke her hymen horseriding, so there is an historical precedent.

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« Reply #2947 on: November 30, 2019, 12:54:02 AM »
To be fair, the Tories are doing it as well. Had a fake newspaper from them today.

Are you sure that wasn't just a normal issue of The Guardian?

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2949 on: November 30, 2019, 07:45:48 AM »
Quote
NIGHT THOUGHT: My family are going to die
DAY THOUGHT: Need a shit

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« Reply #2950 on: November 30, 2019, 10:51:07 PM »
This thread reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was perpetually in bleak amounts of debt, got a big tax rebate amount from an old job and immediately bought an outlandishly expensive massive animatronic dancing James Brown dummy. To quote my supervisor at the time "Oh, Barry!"

I'm screaming laughing because I keep hearing the "Oh Barry" in different voices. Sometimes it's a disappointed "What are we gonna do with you?", sometimes an exasperated exclamation but mostly it's Lionel Blair.

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« Reply #2951 on: November 30, 2019, 11:40:57 PM »
SteveDave - I’ve just realized your avatar is not playing a harmonica.

Consider photoshopping one in there.

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« Reply #2952 on: December 01, 2019, 08:37:26 AM »
Extinguisher Narwhal Tusk Force Assemble!

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« Reply #2953 on: December 01, 2019, 08:48:49 AM »
I'm screaming laughing because I keep hearing the "Oh Barry" in different voices. Sometimes it's a disappointed "What are we gonna do with you?", sometimes an exasperated exclamation but mostly it's Lionel Blair.

Yup, mostly it's Lionel Blair. :-)

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« Reply #2954 on: December 01, 2019, 11:11:28 PM »

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« Reply #2955 on: December 01, 2019, 11:49:02 PM »
i hope she gets fucked to death by a triffid with a big barbed plant dick

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« Reply #2956 on: December 01, 2019, 11:50:41 PM »

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« Reply #2957 on: December 02, 2019, 05:53:48 PM »
nandos is the only logical restaurant. when the first nando came here from spain in the 60s and my Granddad got a job there he couldn't believe that finally someone had got restaurants right. you pay when you enter, the chicken is supplied, you apply the sauce (be sure to use just the right amount - this is crucial)  and you eat your nice chicken. simple and really, really fun. 3 generations of us have been nando men now and each of us proud of our logical workflow and delicious, healthy and fun chicken meals.

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« Reply #2958 on: December 03, 2019, 01:50:23 PM »
Bunch of bastards. Looked like they were ignoring me, hunched over their laptops, only one guy engaged with me.

I signed off with "shove your hadron up your fucking collider" and they laughed. "Doesn't make sense" was the last voice I heard as the line went dead.

Love whatever the opposite of L'esprit d'escalier is. An excellent start to a dull but stressful afternoon.

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« Reply #2959 on: December 04, 2019, 12:58:24 PM »
From the free solo rock climbing thread-

He died doing what he loved though, more than most of us can say.

He died falling, which is exactly the opposite of what he loved.

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« Reply #2961 on: December 05, 2019, 08:29:19 AM »
Laughed at spotting the poll option 'Moat (R)' in the US election thread.

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« Reply #2962 on: December 05, 2019, 11:10:52 AM »

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« Reply #2963 on: December 05, 2019, 12:15:01 PM »
I’d like to nominate all the Derek threads for a lifetime guffaw award, especially series 2.
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,41535.0.html

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« Reply #2964 on: December 05, 2019, 12:57:12 PM »
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I hope this ends with Hannah having a baby and Derek getting arrested for fiddling with it.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #2965 on: December 05, 2019, 02:55:38 PM »
This is an old one, from Tory leadership contest? on the day Johnson won the vote:

Always nice to get a keen reminder of how the world works. Doesn't matter what happens in politics, some pissed up
 distended pork sausage squeezed into a suit already had the job title stamped on his sweaty, bulging forehead decades ago at Eton.

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« Reply #2966 on: December 05, 2019, 05:23:33 PM »
Laughed at spotting the poll option 'Moat (R)' in the US election thread.

I never understand SNES controller jokes.

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« Reply #2967 on: December 05, 2019, 05:58:39 PM »
Get over to 100 pages so we can shut this thread of diminishing returns

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« Reply #2968 on: December 05, 2019, 06:34:00 PM »
Get over to 100 pages so we can shut this thread of diminishing returns

I don’t understand sequels jokes of like NES games and that.

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« Reply #2969 on: December 05, 2019, 07:53:11 PM »
I don’t understand sequels jokes of like NES games and that.

You said that last time!