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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2018, 04:11:39 PM »
In the driverless cars thread, Isn't Anything posted this:

Here is another thought. What if you are a leading paediatric surgeon who actually saves the lives of 50 kids a year, AND THE AI KNOWS THIS ? What then ?

And Norton Canes replied:

Worse, what if the AI's spellcheck was wrong and you're in fact a leading paedophile?

I had a laugh out loud at that. I like the phrase "a leading paedophile."

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2018, 04:40:58 PM »
This from alan nagsworth is perfect, in the Only Fools And 3 Courses thread.

This is the sort of thing I'd like to actually put myself through solely because I'd want to push the actors to the very limit of their characters. I'd love to go and get pissed and just make the entire experience as difficult as possible for everyone involved to maintain.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2018, 05:58:10 PM »
From jittlebags:

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Imagine the fun and larks if you had Ant, Brian Harvey and George Michael in a car together.

Everything about that is a joy.

I'm off home now no doubt chuckling away as I cycle.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2018, 06:07:15 PM »
Cerys's Auntie In A Coma thread - someone screen-grabbed the tags and reposted them recently:

Still makes me laugh.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2018, 06:15:17 PM »
Trying to go to sleep last night Eggdilis 9 and Juggy is a Frot Golem came into my mind. I tried to suppress the laughter but failed miserably and woke my wife up. She didnt find Eggdilis and Juggy funny, quite the opposite in fact.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2018, 06:29:36 PM »
From the pissed-up Ant thread:

Quote from: rue the polywhirl
Just carry on as normal by putting Dec up on stage with a video link of Ant wherever he may be -bar/court/prison/rehab. Or hologram him. Easily done in this day and age.

Or a balloon with a face drawn on going 'whhy ayye man'.

Also, hot on biggy's heels is this one from the "Somebody's Messing with Texas" topic:

Maybe this is what Peter Kay's been up to.

Guiltily guffawed at this. I really hope someone can do a Photoshop "wrong" of this.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2018, 06:51:20 PM by canadagoose »

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2018, 08:04:57 PM »
Trying to go to sleep last night Eggdilis 9 and Juggy is a Frot Golem came into my mind. I tried to suppress the laughter but failed miserably and woke my wife up. She didnt find Eggdilis and Juggy funny, quite the opposite in fact.

Fantastic.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2018, 12:05:05 AM »
Shoulders calling Leopardi a thick cunt.



Pancreas claiming a poster rapes their children. The sheer incongruity and matter-of-fact-ness in the context of the thread.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2018, 12:47:03 AM »
Read Eggdillis 9 to my 6 month old grandaughter last week. She laughed.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2018, 04:17:28 PM »
^ Seconding that one. The "Peterson's Rules of the PC Game" post above had me giggling and then that absolutely finished me off.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2018, 11:17:07 AM »
Seeing Bobtoo's avatar makes me laugh about the thread where rfv did those doodles. Memeber that thread?

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« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2018, 08:32:38 PM »
just poured out a rolla cola for a fat homie. rip/

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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2018, 10:09:14 PM »
Absolute valve.

Fuckin using that from now on

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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2018, 12:11:54 AM »
From the “Ricky Gervais: Humanity” thread

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1. Aids
2. Animal whimsy
3. Old gags I had once
4. Old gags you had once
5. My best lines on Twitter
6. Monkey news
7. Money (my)
8. Fat strawwoman pregnant smoking chav
9. Baby kick
10. Kids
11. Airplane safety (trad arr.)
12. The nuts routine
13. Hitler/allergies
14. Fat (slight return)
15. Nuts pt.2
16. Twitter
17. I think there's been a George Carlin up there
18. Thanks for the retweets

19. Encore (2001 funeral chat)

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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2018, 12:14:27 AM »
You're an apologist, play a record!

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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2018, 03:29:01 PM »
Sherringford Hovis response:

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Where do people stand on bleached anuses?



Swindon."

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2018, 04:57:12 PM »
Solidify the Jews!

Probably best not taken out of context that one, but it did it for me.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2018, 01:00:29 AM »
I love this topic. I'll be posting here a lot, I think.

Sainsburys in Penge. Yoffy from Fingerbobs lookalike grinning in the corner. Oh right, his erect cock is out, lovely, bye.

10/10.

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« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2018, 07:38:43 PM »
This made me laugh.
Thread: what sort of wanker buys the premium petrol

Only the best petrol for my car! Can't be putting your regular plebian petrol in my beautiful automobile! Here you go my darling, drink up, glug glug glug, get that high quality petrol down your spout, you beautiful angel!

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2018, 02:14:15 PM »
It's an old one, from the bus stories thread, but I'd never seen it before.

He was probably a ghost.  Or a cunt.



A ghunt.

It just set a firework off in my brain, and I spent most of the day after saying it to myself over and over. Totally brilliant.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2018, 12:03:49 AM »
"Hip operation" could mean he's having a fashionable operation. He's probably getting anal bleaching or a titty job.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2018, 12:44:04 AM »
It's an old one, from the bus stories thread, but I'd never seen it before.

It just set a firework off in my brain, and I spent most of the day after saying it to myself over and over. Totally brilliant.

Only just spotted this - thank you for validating my continued existence :)

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« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2018, 01:01:55 AM »
I just wank my barber off as payment. I do the same for the bloke who owns the chippy. Not that I ever order food from there.

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« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2018, 06:30:42 AM »
Yeah, I liked that one.

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« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2018, 09:43:42 AM »
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,66291.msg3442270.html#msg3442270

Ironic if [Prince Philip] finally carks it after getting run over by a white Fiat Uno.

or whilst driving one.

Up the aisle during the wedding.

at the part where they ask if anyone has any objections.

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« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2018, 09:16:40 AM »
Over in the tech folder Shay Chaise was going into detail about his self-loathing experience playing Vostok Inc only for the fucking developer to read it on here and reply. Funny.

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« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2018, 12:24:48 PM »
Heh thats good and with a happy ending too.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,65983.0.html for any future readers of this thread after the Vostok one has fallen down the pages.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2018, 03:52:06 PM »
"The 70s Charlie and the Choc Factory was on TV last week and led me to wonder what happened to the Charlie actor, and it's good news; he never acted again and became a vet! (as in animal doctor, not war.)"

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