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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 17, 2018, 08:11:08 PM »
HAH!

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« Reply #91 on: April 17, 2018, 09:20:52 PM »
Just the bluntness of it creased me

One of my teachers at school was shocked that I'd never read/heard/seen any of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Apparently I seemed like the type. I'm still not sure what to make of that.

Weird little geeky gimp kid?

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« Reply #92 on: April 17, 2018, 10:33:45 PM »
From the 'Wife bonking away or mad bint on a one?' thread

Probably shouldn't have laughed as much as I did but the one line debunking really tickled me.

I was hoping it wasn't even true

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« Reply #93 on: April 18, 2018, 12:06:30 AM »
I had a chuckle at that this morning. Was going to try and write a topper but couldn’t better what was already there.

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« Reply #94 on: April 18, 2018, 08:31:42 AM »
To be fair to Amber Rudd, last time I had Windrush I destroyed all evidence of it too

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« Reply #95 on: April 18, 2018, 02:22:56 PM »
Another classic from replies lol.

That wasn’t a post by me.

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« Reply #96 on: April 18, 2018, 02:35:34 PM »
50 is basically hip replacements and grey hair, and suffocating unfulfilled death.

It’s bearing down I can’t deny it.

Still, loads of reasons to remain optimistic.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #97 on: April 18, 2018, 04:38:10 PM »
From the Royal Family thread in Picture Box:

The way the site is set up, I thought this picture


and this headline were related

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Telford girl raped by nine men in single night says abusers 'queued on stairs'


Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 12, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
queued on the stairs

And people say there's a problem with integration.

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« Reply #98 on: April 18, 2018, 04:39:35 PM »
Yeah that one made me LOL harder than I have done in ages.

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« Reply #99 on: April 18, 2018, 04:45:08 PM »
Thanks but I'd forgotten about that and now I feel pretty terrible for having written it. Has reminded me to get it expunged though.

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« Reply #100 on: April 19, 2018, 12:20:59 AM »
This from the "what good films do you wrongly think are shit?" thread in the movies forum:

Jim Carter's original 'Halloween'. Just let that sink in lads, Jim Carter's original 'Halloween'. I'm losing my mind.

I felt the rage. I was in the work toilet so had to disguise my laugh as a constipation grunt.

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« Reply #101 on: April 19, 2018, 11:55:29 AM »
NC in the death celeb tweet thread

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Donald Trump

Pathetic liberal god hating meat dodging left tard slimeball neville chamberlain is pushing up the farm. Sad!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #102 on: April 20, 2018, 11:21:53 AM »
This from the "what good films do you wrongly think are shit?" thread in the movies forum:

I felt the rage. I was in the work toilet so had to disguise my laugh as a constipation grunt.

The rest of the Jim Carter stuff in that thread has made me laugh a great deal too, especially "Jim Carter of Mars".

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #103 on: April 20, 2018, 12:07:43 PM »
The Ian Watkins comment on the Winton thread.

Outrageous

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« Reply #104 on: April 20, 2018, 12:13:42 PM »
I occasionally remember Danger Man’s “Ian Brady RIP” thread title with great fondness.

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« Reply #105 on: April 20, 2018, 12:15:44 PM »
I occasionally remember Danger Man’s “Ian Brady RIP” thread title with great fondness.

Haha. That was a great one.

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« Reply #106 on: April 20, 2018, 01:47:10 PM »
A baby opens its mouth to cry but nothing comes out except a Flo Rida remix of the Emmerdale theme tune.


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« Reply #108 on: April 20, 2018, 02:49:47 PM »
That is fucking great.

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« Reply #109 on: April 21, 2018, 09:44:37 AM »
This one:

Dinenage has one of the best Wikipedia photos I've ever seen; it looks like some fucker ambushed him while he was washing his car.

Thanks Buttgammon.

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« Reply #110 on: April 21, 2018, 10:00:25 AM »
The image in question:


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« Reply #111 on: April 21, 2018, 10:47:58 AM »
All credit to the photographer rather than me there I think!

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« Reply #112 on: April 21, 2018, 11:03:32 AM »
All credit to the photographer rather than me there I think!

Stop being modest. You were my conduit to it.

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« Reply #113 on: April 21, 2018, 12:17:46 PM »
The image in question:



Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

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« Reply #114 on: April 21, 2018, 12:38:21 PM »
Stop being modest. You were my conduit to it.

Well thank you! I do have a knack for finding mad Wikipedia pictures (years ago, I had a Tumblr page based on unappetising Wikipedia food pictures).

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« Reply #115 on: April 21, 2018, 01:47:22 PM »
Well thank you! I do have a knack for finding mad Wikipedia pictures (years ago, I had a Tumblr page based on unappetising Wikipedia food pictures).

Dimly lit, rights-free pictures of meals for one?

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« Reply #116 on: April 21, 2018, 01:54:46 PM »

Jack Nicholson at home in Hollywood, yesterday.

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« Reply #117 on: April 21, 2018, 02:23:48 PM »
Jack Nicholson at home in Hollywood, yesterday.


"Where's the fucking shreddies man?"

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« Reply #118 on: April 21, 2018, 03:07:22 PM »
Dimly lit, rights-free pictures of meals for one?

Pretty much, but with lots of aeroplane food, and weird Scandinavian stuff too.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #119 on: April 21, 2018, 03:08:41 PM »
Don't mess with Dinenage, he knows a lot of very HARD BASTARDS.