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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

Started by Nowhere Man, March 19, 2018, 04:03:03 AM

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Stoneage Dinosaurs

Just the bluntness of it creased me

Quote from: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on April 17, 2018, 05:04:06 PM
One of my teachers at school was shocked that I'd never read/heard/seen any of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Apparently I seemed like the type. I'm still not sure what to make of that.

Quote from: bgmnts on April 17, 2018, 05:06:23 PM
Weird little geeky gimp kid?

Dex Sawash

Quote from: lankyguy95 on April 17, 2018, 07:02:48 PM
From the 'Wife bonking away or mad bint on a one?' thread

Probably shouldn't have laughed as much as I did but the one line debunking really tickled me.

I was hoping it wasn't even true

Ferris

I had a chuckle at that this morning. Was going to try and write a topper but couldn't better what was already there.

the


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Ray Travez

Quote from: shiftwork2 on April 17, 2018, 09:43:48 PM
50 is basically hip replacements and grey hair, and suffocating unfulfilled death.

Quote from: shiftwork2 on April 17, 2018, 09:44:26 PM
It's bearing down I can't deny it.

Quote from: shiftwork2 on April 17, 2018, 09:45:15 PM
Still, loads of reasons to remain optimistic.

From the Royal Family thread in Picture Box:

Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 12, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
The way the site is set up, I thought this picture


and this headline were related

Quote
Telford girl raped by nine men in single night says abusers 'queued on stairs'

Quote from: Cuellar on April 12, 2018, 03:45:15 PM

Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 12, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
queued on the stairs

And people say there's a problem with integration.

imitationleather

Yeah that one made me LOL harder than I have done in ages.

Cuellar

Thanks but I'd forgotten about that and now I feel pretty terrible for having written it. Has reminded me to get it expunged though.

colacentral

This from the "what good films do you wrongly think are shit?" thread in the movies forum:

Quote from: checkoutgirl on April 18, 2018, 07:23:50 PM
Jim Carter's original 'Halloween'. Just let that sink in lads, Jim Carter's original 'Halloween'. I'm losing my mind.

I felt the rage. I was in the work toilet so had to disguise my laugh as a constipation grunt.

Dr Syntax Head

NC in the death celeb tweet thread

QuoteDonald Trump

Pathetic liberal god hating meat dodging left tard slimeball neville chamberlain is pushing up the farm. Sad!

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: colacentral on April 19, 2018, 12:20:59 AM
This from the "what good films do you wrongly think are shit?" thread in the movies forum:

I felt the rage. I was in the work toilet so had to disguise my laugh as a constipation grunt.

The rest of the Jim Carter stuff in that thread has made me laugh a great deal too, especially "Jim Carter of Mars".

Fonz

The Ian Watkins comment on the Winton thread.

Outrageous

Barry Admin

I occasionally remember Danger Man's "Ian Brady RIP" thread title with great fondness.

imitationleather

Quote from: Barry Admin on April 20, 2018, 12:13:42 PM
I occasionally remember Danger Man's "Ian Brady RIP" thread title with great fondness.

Haha. That was a great one.

madhair60

Quote from: Dannyhood91 on April 19, 2018, 09:54:24 PM
A baby opens its mouth to cry but nothing comes out except a Flo Rida remix of the Emmerdale theme tune.



Jockice

This one:

Dinenage has one of the best Wikipedia photos I've ever seen; it looks like some fucker ambushed him while he was washing his car.

Thanks Buttgammon.

Rocket Surgery


buttgammon

All credit to the photographer rather than me there I think!

Jockice

Quote from: buttgammon on April 21, 2018, 10:47:58 AM
All credit to the photographer rather than me there I think!

Stop being modest. You were my conduit to it.

The Lurker

Quote from: Rocket Surgery on April 21, 2018, 10:00:25 AM
The image in question:



Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

buttgammon

Quote from: Jockice on April 21, 2018, 11:03:32 AM
Stop being modest. You were my conduit to it.

Well thank you! I do have a knack for finding mad Wikipedia pictures (years ago, I had a Tumblr page based on unappetising Wikipedia food pictures).

doppelkorn

Quote from: buttgammon on April 21, 2018, 12:38:21 PM
Well thank you! I do have a knack for finding mad Wikipedia pictures (years ago, I had a Tumblr page based on unappetising Wikipedia food pictures).

Dimly lit, rights-free pictures of meals for one?

Glebe


Sgt. Duckie

Quote from: Glebe on April 21, 2018, 01:54:46 PM
Jack Nicholson at home in Hollywood, yesterday.


"Where's the fucking shreddies man?"

buttgammon

Quote from: doppelkorn on April 21, 2018, 01:47:22 PM
Dimly lit, rights-free pictures of meals for one?

Pretty much, but with lots of aeroplane food, and weird Scandinavian stuff too.

biggytitbo

Don't mess with Dinenage, he knows a lot of very HARD BASTARDS.