Author Topic: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread (Read 248009 times)

colacentral · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2018, 04:11:39 PM »

In the driverless cars thread, Isn't Anything posted this:

Quote from: Isnt Anything on March 20, 2018, 07:15:46 AM

Here is another thought. What if you are a leading paediatric surgeon who actually saves the lives of 50 kids a year, AND THE AI KNOWS THIS ? What then ?

And Norton Canes replied:

Quote from: Norton Canes on March 20, 2018, 10:51:01 AM

Worse, what if the AI's spellcheck was wrong and you're in fact a leading paedophile?

I had a laugh out loud at that. I like the phrase "a leading paedophile."

Utter Shit · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2018, 04:40:58 PM »

This from alan nagsworth is perfect, in the Only Fools And 3 Courses thread.

Quote from: alan nagsworth on March 06, 2018, 10:00:08 AM

This is the sort of thing I'd like to actually put myself through solely because I'd want to push the actors to the very limit of their characters. I'd love to go and get pissed and just make the entire experience as difficult as possible for everyone involved to maintain.

paruses · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2018, 05:58:10 PM »

From jittlebags:

Quote

Imagine the fun and larks if you had Ant, Brian Harvey and George Michael in a car together.

Everything about that is a joy.

I'm off home now no doubt chuckling away as I cycle.

Cerys · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:07:15 PM »

Quote from: studpuppet on March 20, 2018, 02:09:58 PM

Cerys's Auntie In A Coma thread - someone screen-grabbed the tags and reposted them recently:

Still makes me laugh.

thraxx · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:15:17 PM »

Trying to go to sleep last night Eggdilis 9 and Juggy is a Frot Golem came into my mind. I tried to suppress the laughter but failed miserably and woke my wife up. She didnt find Eggdilis and Juggy funny, quite the opposite in fact.

canadagoose · « **Reply #35 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:29:36 PM »

From the pissed-up Ant thread:

Quote from: rue the polywhirl

Just carry on as normal by putting Dec up on stage with a video link of Ant wherever he may be -bar/court/prison/rehab. Or hologram him. Easily done in this day and age.

Quote from: biggytitbo on March 20, 2018, 06:22:14 PM
Or a balloon with a face drawn on going 'whhy ayye man'.

Also, hot on biggy's heels is this one from the "Somebody's Messing with Texas" topic:

Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on March 20, 2018, 06:49:11 PM

Maybe this is what Peter Kay's been up to.

Guiltily guffawed at this. I really hope someone can do a Photoshop "wrong" of this.

Glebe · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2018, 08:04:57 PM »

Quote from: thraxx on March 20, 2018, 06:15:17 PM

Trying to go to sleep last night Eggdilis 9 and Juggy is a Frot Golem came into my mind. I tried to suppress the laughter but failed miserably and woke my wife up. She didnt find Eggdilis and Juggy funny, quite the opposite in fact.

Fantastic.

Twit 2 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2018, 12:05:05 AM »

Shoulders calling Leopardi a thick cunt.

Pancreas claiming a poster rapes their children. The sheer incongruity and matter-of-fact-ness in the context of the thread.

Dex Sawash · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2018, 12:47:03 AM »

Read Eggdillis 9 to my 6 month old grandaughter last week. She laughed.

bgmnts · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2018, 04:15:03 PM »

Quote from: marquis_de_sad on March 21, 2018, 03:42:23 PM

Lemming · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2018, 04:17:28 PM »

^ Seconding that one. The "Peterson's Rules of the PC Game" post above had me giggling and then that absolutely finished me off.

Dex Sawash · « **Reply #41 on:** March 22, 2018, 11:17:07 AM »

Seeing Bobtoo's avatar makes me laugh about the thread where rfv did those doodles. Memeber that thread?

canadagoose · « **Reply #42 on:** March 22, 2018, 08:32:38 PM »

Quote from: idunnosomename on March 18, 2018, 01:23:40 PM

just poured out a rolla cola for a fat homie. rip/

Dr Syntax Head · « **Reply #43 on:** March 22, 2018, 10:09:14 PM »

Absolute valve.

Fuckin using that from now on

FerriswheelBueller · « **Reply #44 on:** March 23, 2018, 12:11:54 AM »

From the “Ricky Gervais: Humanity” thread

Quote from: Depressed Beyond Tables on March 23, 2018, 12:08:57 AM

Set list

1. Aids
2. Animal whimsy
3. Old gags I had once
4. Old gags you had once
5. My best lines on Twitter
6. Monkey news
7. Money (my)
8. Fat strawwoman pregnant smoking chav
9. Baby kick
10. Kids
11. Airplane safety (trad arr.)
12. The nuts routine
13. Hitler/allergies
14. Fat (slight return)
15. Nuts pt.2
16. Twitter
17. I think there's been a George Carlin up there
18. Thanks for the retweets

19. Encore (2001 funeral chat)

Chairman Bodog · « **Reply #45 on:** March 23, 2018, 12:14:27 AM »

You're an apologist, play a record!

Hobo With A Shit Pun · « **Reply #46 on:** March 23, 2018, 03:29:01 PM »

Sherringford Hovis response:

"
Quote from: Depressed Beyond Tables on Today at 01:08:35 AM

Where do people stand on bleached anuses?

Swindon."

gib · « **Reply #47 on:** March 23, 2018, 04:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Blumf on March 22, 2018, 11:43:34 PM

Solidify the Jews!

Probably best not taken out of context that one, but it did it for me.

canadagoose · « **Reply #48 on:** March 24, 2018, 01:00:29 AM »

I love this topic. I'll be posting here a lot, I think.

Quote from: non capisco on March 24, 2018, 12:44:08 AM

Sainsburys in Penge. Yoffy from Fingerbobs lookalike grinning in the corner. Oh right, his erect cock is out, lovely, bye.

10/10.

marquis_de_sad · « **Reply #49 on:** March 26, 2018, 07:38:43 PM »

This made me laugh.
Thread: what sort of wanker buys the premium petrol

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on March 26, 2018, 04:34:46 PM

Only the best petrol for my car! Can't be putting your regular plebian petrol in my beautiful automobile! Here you go my darling, drink up, glug glug glug, get that high quality petrol down your spout, you beautiful angel!

ErnestTakadichi · « **Reply #50 on:** March 28, 2018, 02:14:15 PM »

It's an old one, from the bus stories thread, but I'd never seen it before.

Quote from: Cerys on September 18, 2015, 09:16:28 PM

He was probably a ghost. Or a cunt.

A ghunt.

It just set a firework off in my brain, and I spent most of the day after saying it to myself over and over. Totally brilliant.

canadagoose · « **Reply #51 on:** April 04, 2018, 12:03:49 AM »

Quote from: ollyboro on April 03, 2018, 11:49:42 PM

"Hip operation" could mean he's having a fashionable operation. He's probably getting anal bleaching or a titty job.

Cerys · « **Reply #52 on:** April 04, 2018, 12:44:04 AM »

Quote from: ErnestTakadichi on March 28, 2018, 02:14:15 PM

It's an old one, from the bus stories thread, but I'd never seen it before.

It just set a firework off in my brain, and I spent most of the day after saying it to myself over and over. Totally brilliant.

Only just spotted this - thank you for validating my continued existence :)

McDead · « **Reply #53 on:** April 04, 2018, 01:01:55 AM »

Quote from: ollyboro on March 27, 2018, 08:18:42 PM

I just wank my barber off as payment. I do the same for the bloke who owns the chippy. Not that I ever order food from there.

JoeyBananaduck · « **Reply #54 on:** April 04, 2018, 06:30:42 AM »

Yeah, I liked that one.

Isnt Anything · « **Reply #55 on:** April 04, 2018, 09:43:42 AM »

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,66291.msg3442270.html#msg3442270

Quote from: Attila on April 03, 2018, 07:03:47 PM

Quote from: biggytitbo on April 03, 2018, 06:33:40 PM
Ironic if [Prince Philip] finally carks it after getting run over by a white Fiat Uno.

or whilst driving one.

Up the aisle during the wedding.

at the part where they ask if anyone has any objections.

Norton Canes · « **Reply #56 on:** April 09, 2018, 10:58:07 AM »

Right in the middle of an otherwise silent office, you bastard

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #57 on:** April 10, 2018, 09:16:40 AM »

Over in the tech folder Shay Chaise was going into detail about his self-loathing experience playing Vostok Inc only for the fucking developer to read it on here and reply. Funny.

Isnt Anything · « **Reply #58 on:** April 10, 2018, 12:24:48 PM »

Heh thats good and with a happy ending too.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,65983.0.html for any future readers of this thread after the Vostok one has fallen down the pages.

Norton Canes · « **Reply #59 on:** April 11, 2018, 03:52:06 PM »

"The 70s Charlie and the Choc Factory was on TV last week and led me to wonder what happened to the Charlie actor, and it's good news; he never acted again and became a vet! (as in animal doctor, not war.)"

chapeau icehaven

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Author Topic: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread (Read 248009 times)