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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1860 on: June 06, 2019, 10:00:25 PM »
Shredding sounds a very violent version of grating.  Why don’t they just grate it?

the grate eddie van halen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHhUy6sBiQ

he looks like he's thinking about what's for tea.


Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1861 on: June 06, 2019, 11:36:58 PM »
The new Worzel Gummidge thread made me laugh a lot.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,73564.0.html



Compared to this monstrosity, Pertwee's paedophile tramp looks positively wholesome and cuddly.

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« Reply #1863 on: June 07, 2019, 09:08:25 AM »
Gotta save the Queen. She's another human being.
In your own words, please, not just quoting the National Anthem verbatim.

Resulted in an audible snort, to the horror of my fellow cafeterians.

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« Reply #1865 on: June 07, 2019, 03:55:27 PM »
that "girl" was just my sideways bum with lipstick and a wig and googly eyes lol. the whole time you were making out with her you were snogging my bumhole hahha.

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« Reply #1866 on: June 08, 2019, 12:06:30 AM »
The initially bemusing BBC Optical illusion thread is turning out to be, like my cock, a grower. Really chuckled my way through it on last visit.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1867 on: June 08, 2019, 12:08:06 AM »
Particularly like the idea of ‘I’m with poo’ being like the fecal gestational equivalent of being ‘with child’

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« Reply #1868 on: June 08, 2019, 12:26:05 AM »
Particularly like the idea of ‘I’m with poo’ being like the fecal gestational equivalent of being ‘with child’

Yes, that was excellent.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1869 on: June 08, 2019, 08:30:58 PM »
As soon as I walked in, the security guard said: ‘No, no, no.’
Maybe the dog needed to go to rehab.

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« Reply #1870 on: June 09, 2019, 08:48:56 AM »
The first page of Replies' YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE. Dunno why but I seriously laughed all the way down to the bottom of the page, then suddenly the laughter subsided. Well done though. Did me good before my morning bowl of cornflakes.

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« Reply #1871 on: June 10, 2019, 10:23:02 PM »
Not what I was expecting when my girlfriend said she was really getting into Greys' anatomy.

Blew Seltzer  out my nose/eyes

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1872 on: June 10, 2019, 10:29:59 PM »
Seconded.

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« Reply #1873 on: June 11, 2019, 10:00:52 AM »
Blew Seltzer  out my nose/eyes

Wasn't he the Stray Cats singer?

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1874 on: June 11, 2019, 10:02:52 AM »
" Fucking weird and creepy "

Another LOTTALOLLING gem from comic genius poo!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1875 on: June 11, 2019, 10:55:37 AM »
Great work from the

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« Reply #1877 on: June 11, 2019, 12:46:09 PM »
Stripped of context these are unfunny

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« Reply #1878 on: June 11, 2019, 12:51:44 PM »
Click on the "Quote from:" bit to see them in context then

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« Reply #1879 on: June 11, 2019, 12:52:23 PM »
Lucky I didn't post them in the The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud as long as you know the context: The Thread thread then.

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« Reply #1880 on: June 11, 2019, 01:00:15 PM »
Click on the "Quote from:" bit to see them in context then

wow, never knew about this

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« Reply #1881 on: June 11, 2019, 01:01:32 PM »
Lucky I didn't post them in the The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud as long as you know the context: The Thread thread then.

Well, it would be better nest pas? Or should I start a thread - DREAMS THAT I HAD THAT ARE AMAZING AND GIVE ME GREAT SATISFACTION BECAUSE OF THE LIFE I HAVE LIVED...BUT YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW THE CONTEXT SO WILL BE BORED

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« Reply #1882 on: June 11, 2019, 01:02:28 PM »
That'd be good, I'd read that.

Then try and reverse engineer your lives based on the content of the dream.

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« Reply #1883 on: June 11, 2019, 01:06:21 PM »
Well, it would be better nest pas? Or should I start a thread - DREAMS THAT I HAD THAT ARE AMAZING AND GIVE ME GREAT SATISFACTION BECAUSE OF THE LIFE I HAVE LIVED...BUT YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW THE CONTEXT SO WILL BE BORED
No because curating this like it's a book is a terrible idea that makes the appreciation of the glorious little things that would normally get overlooked impossible. It's like telling you that you can only post about bands that have been in the Top 40 in Oscillations.

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« Reply #1884 on: June 11, 2019, 01:07:11 PM »
the, you are really stinking up this thread. First you start on me for being faecally obsessed—awful in itself, but nevertheless forgivable—but now we find you assaulting sweet, unimpeachable BlodwynPig for asking for a little meat on the bones of the posts here.

u ok hun x

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« Reply #1885 on: June 11, 2019, 01:10:36 PM »
If you've been here 9 years and didn't realise that clicking the 'Quote from' button took you to the original quote then you deserve death

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« Reply #1886 on: June 11, 2019, 01:12:48 PM »
BlodwynPig didn't know that, and is just pretending that he did. He's sitting there now, pawing at his mouse trying to click on it and failing every time. One day he'll accidentally click on it when he's trying to click a picture of a red ball or a finch (he thinks it's a chicken, and that he can eat it) and it will baffle him. "Have I gone back in time?" he'll say, before falling over.

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« Reply #1887 on: June 11, 2019, 01:12:53 PM »
No because curating this like it's a book is a terrible idea that makes the appreciation of the glorious little things that would normally get overlooked impossible. It's like telling you that you can only post about bands that have been in the Top 40 in Oscillations.

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get overlooked

THIS ONE GOT ME....anyone else?

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« Reply #1888 on: June 11, 2019, 01:13:53 PM »
If you've been here 9 years and didn't realise that clicking the 'Quote from' button took you to the original quote then you deserve death

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Date Registered: May 23, 2018, 02:17:49 PM

My sides!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1889 on: June 11, 2019, 01:14:38 PM »
BlodwynPig didn't know that, and is just pretending that he did. He's sitting there now, pawing at his mouse trying to click on it and failing every time. One day he'll accidentally click on it when he's trying to click a picture of a red ball or a finch (he thinks it's a chicken, and that he can eat it) and it will baffle him. "Have I gone back in time?" he'll say, before falling over.

See, now this is funny and entirely in context