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BlodwynPig

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1890 on: June 11, 2019, 01:16:27 PM »
the, you are really stinking up this thread. First you start on me for being faecally obsessed—awful in itself, but nevertheless forgivable—but now we find you assaulting sweet, unimpeachable BlodwynPig for asking for a little meat on the bones of the posts here.

u ok hun x

I would say, aside from Biggy and trolls, I am the most impeached poster on here.

Buelligan

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1891 on: June 11, 2019, 01:49:13 PM »
And very lovely they are too.

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« Reply #1892 on: June 11, 2019, 02:00:53 PM »
Click on the "Quote from:" bit to see them in context then

wow, never knew about this

What, not even three pages earlier?

Just for the few who might have missed this: if a post is properly quoted you can click the "Quote from:" line to see it in context.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1893 on: June 11, 2019, 02:10:21 PM »
Brilliant post. Context absolutely clear and full references provided. This is the sort of thing we should aspire to.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1894 on: June 11, 2019, 02:13:55 PM »
Brilliant post. Context absolutely clear and full references provided. This is the sort of thing we should aspire to.

You're in automarking mode still?

Ornlu

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1895 on: June 11, 2019, 03:30:27 PM »
SGN's French story gave me a good chuckle. Possibly a guffaw.

Buelligan

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1896 on: June 11, 2019, 03:48:42 PM »
I'm guessing you're not French.

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« Reply #1897 on: June 11, 2019, 03:53:39 PM »
I'm guessing you're not French.

Are you a proper French, or do you just live there?

Buelligan

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1898 on: June 11, 2019, 04:03:09 PM »
I'm not a French citizen nor French-born, so I suppose that means I'm not proper.  I don't feel the need to shout when I talk to French people though so I guess I'm probably playing fußball somewhere between the trenches.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1899 on: June 11, 2019, 04:12:50 PM »
The French are there to be shouted at. It's the only language they understand.

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1900 on: June 11, 2019, 10:11:02 PM »
wow, never knew about this


What, not even three pages earlier?

About what?

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1902 on: June 12, 2019, 03:13:40 AM »
Oopsie!

Cuellar

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« Reply #1903 on: June 12, 2019, 09:41:38 AM »
I saw Hall And Oates live once. There was an audible gasp from the audience when John Oates walked on stage. He's absolutely tiny.

Fucking loled at the idea of a load of Hall and Oates fans, who presumably are aware of John Oates, STILL being shocked at how tiny he is.

I also find audiences gasping hilarious for some reason.

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« Reply #1904 on: June 12, 2019, 11:26:18 AM »
Fucking loled at the idea of a load of Hall and Oates fans

ftfy

Cuellar

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1905 on: June 12, 2019, 12:25:27 PM »
Fucking loled at that too

alan nagsworth

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1906 on: June 12, 2019, 03:17:58 PM »
The French are there to be shouted at. It's the only language they understand.

This got a good 15 seconds of laughter out of me, and then another chuckle when I looked back to quote it.

Twed

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« Reply #1907 on: June 12, 2019, 06:15:33 PM »
Knowles knowles knowles, knowles knowles knowles knowles Knowles, knowles?


is a legal sentence in English. Amazing right??

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« Reply #1908 on: June 12, 2019, 06:19:22 PM »
I just find hall and oates intrinsically funny. Partly because they sound like they make gourmet cereals.

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« Reply #1909 on: June 12, 2019, 06:22:50 PM »
There's a smashing episode of SCTV in which the real Hall & Oates participate in a spoof of Chariots Of Fire involving an egg and spoon race. SCTV was great for that - Dr. John turning up and hanging out with John Candy in "Polynesiantown" (Chinatown) was another highlight.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1911 on: June 12, 2019, 11:13:47 PM »
A man's childhood swingset becomes his mid-thirties gibbet.

Mathew worries about pancake day 2021.

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« Reply #1912 on: June 13, 2019, 08:14:37 AM »
Yes, loved TMWB's contribution there. Properly bleak, that.

Also, this staggeringly crap joke from Lisa Jesusandmarychain made me lose all manner of bodily fluids through a variety of orifices:

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Bit Torrent ? Didn't he used to present " Who Wants To Be A Millionaire " ?

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1913 on: June 13, 2019, 08:36:23 AM »
Baboon’s desolation posts are always great.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1914 on: June 13, 2019, 02:50:46 PM »
Also, this staggeringly crap joke from Lisa Jesusandmarychain made me lose all manner of bodily fluids through a variety of orifices:

Ha, that's terrible, but it did make me laugh too.

Twed

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« Reply #1915 on: June 13, 2019, 05:57:42 PM »
she's one of them influenzas..... geddit?

Lordofthefiles

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1916 on: June 14, 2019, 07:22:02 PM »
Speaking of the kids though, there is a terrifying period of time - perhaps around the age of 3 - where they can be very articulate but have no filter whatsoever, no sense that they should wait for this person, the person they want to know is a man or a woman, to be out of earshot before they ask (it's always a woman). That they should wait to get out of the elevator before commenting on the enormity of the person next to me. That it's not cool to point and yell "What is that?!" at another child's benign cyst.

seepage

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1917 on: June 14, 2019, 09:17:26 PM »
'Benign Cyst' might be my next band's name or CaB username.

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« Reply #1918 on: June 15, 2019, 05:51:49 PM »
Rest assured I feel terrible for laughing at this:



*Insert Brazzers logo*

Lordofthefiles

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread
« Reply #1919 on: June 15, 2019, 10:09:23 PM »
If you had a rectum which was so big that children could actually walk around in it, like the size of Wookey Hole, and then you were to  disguise yourself by burying yourself somewhere in Somerset with only your anus poking out of the ground, then is 10% a reasonable discount on admission charges for disabled kids?