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New family unit invented and you are the dad in it.

Started by Replies From View, April 04, 2018, 02:25:52 AM

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Replies From View

Haha mate just come in here quickly you are the dad in this new special experiment we are doing on you.

For the rest of your life you will be in this one room raising this child we have found.  You have to make sure it learns where to shit, and you will need to give it some crucial life lessons along the way.


Enjoy!!

Glebe


Replies From View

Too late.  The door shut and locked automatically upon entry.

Tough luck, Legend Gary.  TOUGH LUCK.

Replies From View

Haha, let's peer through this hatch to see how Legend Gary gets on.  This is my best day ever.

Replies From View

Heh, right now he's just pacing around stressed and the baby is screaming.

Anyone else want to see?  Don't let me hog the hatch if you want a gander.

Hobo With A Shit Pun

Quote from: Replies From View on April 04, 2018, 01:22:16 PM


Anyone else want to see?  Don't let me hog the hatch if you want a gander.

This would only upset the child, as they are gander non-pacific.

Replies From View

Quote from: Hobo With A Shit Pun on April 04, 2018, 04:15:50 PM
This would only upset the child, as they are gander non-pacific.

Take a look through the hatch, pal.

Replies From View

Psst.  Come an ave a look in this hatch, will ya.

Fuckin tired of holding it open.

Replies From View

ENTHRALLING SPECTACLE HEREIN

WITNESS FOR YOURSELF:

LEGEND GARY
AND A BABY THAT MUST BE RAISED URGENTLY


SIMPLY PEER THROUGH THE CONVENIENTLY POSITIONED HATCH
FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE OF VIEWING:


LEGEND GARY
AND A BABY THAT MUST BE RAISED URGENTLY

Gregory Torso

I am not going anywhere near that hatch, pal. You just want someone else to get stuck holding it open.

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Replies From View

Aw these are the most important days of this infant's life; I am so glad to be witnessing them.  They grow up so fast don't they and I would be full of regret if I was missing this.  And Legend Gary is being so interesting as well.  Fans of the antics of Legend Gary will end up kicking themselves for eternity if they don't take the opportunity to have a gander through this hatch.

Hobo With A Shit Pun

Don't raise the baby too urgently, it'll get the bends.
All its blood will get sodastreamed.
And it may pop.

Replies From View

Quote from: Hobo With A Shit Pun on April 06, 2018, 10:43:59 AM
Don't raise the baby too urgently, it'll get the bends.
All its blood will get sodastreamed.
And it may pop.

Like to take a gander through the hatch?

Hobo With A Shit Pun

It is easier to pass a camel with the eye of a Neville than to. Or something.

Replies From View

Haha, this experiment with Legend Gary is a right treat!  And here I am with the best seat in the house because I am looking through this hatch!

Replies From View


spamwangler


spamwangler



Dex Sawash

Quote from: Hobo With A Shit Pun on April 06, 2018, 10:43:59 AM
Don't raise the baby too urgently, it'll get the bends.
All its blood will get sodastreamed.
And it may pop.

Leg Bends Gary (jr)