Hosing things down

[popcorn]

Hosing things down's quite good fun, isn't it?

I'll hose anything down, me. If it needs hosing down, you won't need to ask me twice. I'll be first in line with the hose, ready to hose down whatever needs hosing down.

What was the last thing you hosed down?

[Bhazor]

I've often wanted to give someone a proper prison induction hosing.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Your nan.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The hose is your penis and the water is your cum



All that needs to be said

[popcorn]

No!!!!!!

[kittens]

i do the pressure wash on the patio end of mate.

[popcorn]

i do the pressure wash on the patio end of mate.

Sounds fucking brilliant.

[Replies From View]

The oldest recorded hosing down was a sham, did you know this?  Someone reckoned he had hooked the hose up properly to the tap when he hadn't, and claimed a hosing duration of some two minutes and forty seconds.  All bullshit, for the tap wasn't connected to the hose.  IT WASN'T CONNECTED TO THE HOSE.

[to infect aside]

There's nothing quite like hosing down the wellies so no dirt gets into the room where we make & drink the tea.

[Norton Canes]

I like to hose foam off

[Gregory Torso]

I'd like to hose off Susanna Hoffs in a marbled trough half-full of champagne and truffles.