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Wot Jason Megma, Stazione Du Beavre, and Buldwyn Wubber-Borskyne got in common?

Started by poo, April 04, 2018, 08:06:46 PM

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Glebe

#30
April 07, 2018, 04:52:52 PM
Jarvis Snegnat! Snegnat! was spotted in Dudley yesterday. Just passing that on.

hamfist

#31
April 07, 2018, 10:22:48 PM
have they all synchronized their cycles, and thus gorn RIPE at once ?

Mr Eggs

#32
April 07, 2018, 11:44:59 PM
Masonic meat snorkel

seepage

#34
April 08, 2018, 03:18:19 PM
They all subscribed to my Brain's faggots in scrumpy recipe?

Glebe

#35
April 08, 2018, 05:10:31 PM
Stavros Gumpkin, now there's a twat.

Cuellar

#36
April 10, 2018, 09:34:11 AM
Fucking tell us

poo

#38
April 10, 2018, 01:32:25 PM
OK massive clue - they are all fundamentally the same, but Jason Megma has had a minor upgrade.

Cuellar

#40
April 10, 2018, 02:37:54 PM
No one NOSE (knows) the answer?

Kane Jones

#41
April 10, 2018, 04:01:06 PM
Quote from: poo on April 10, 2018, 01:32:25 PM
OK massive clue - they are all fundamentally the same, but Jason Megma has had a minor upgrade.

had a nose fitted to his helm so he can quumf vadge or 'arris while he's on the boff

Glebe

#42
April 10, 2018, 04:08:39 PM
Mognods Harris was hanging around the Tesco Express behind the estate earlier. He had a beady look in his eye, like he was planning something to do with cucumbers.

Ferris

#43
April 10, 2018, 04:10:36 PM
They all have 3 ears except for the one that has 4

poo

#44
April 10, 2018, 07:19:11 PM
Quote from: Kane Jones on April 10, 2018, 04:01:06 PM
had a nose fitted to his helm so he can quumf vadge or 'arris while he's on the boff

You're on the right track with body modification and "nose".

Ferris

#46
April 11, 2018, 01:39:38 AM
Piercings. Fucking loads of them.

poo

#47
April 11, 2018, 07:38:57 AM
Think about the other Megmas - Parveen Megma and Dolmen Megma.

Giving this away now.

pancreas

#50
April 11, 2018, 09:57:54 AM
Quote from: poo on April 11, 2018, 09:47:03 AM
Could you just expand on that a bit.

Quote from: Mr Brightside on April 11, 2018, 08:25:03 AM
icing piping bags full of dog shit

... instead of beaks

?

poo

#51
April 11, 2018, 03:19:34 PM
Quote from: Mr Brightside on April 11, 2018, 08:25:03 AM
icing piping bags full of dog shit

OK, I'll give it to you. No prize though. Too many clues.

The full and correct answer is that they're all pterodactyls with icing piping bags full of dog shit for beaks.

For info, the main reason that Jason Megma is different from the other two is that it is a Spermbian pterosaur, unlike Stazione DuBeavre and Buldwyn Wubber-Borskyne which are both Jugbian pterosaurs. The key anatomical difference being that Jason has a cunt up his arse.



Cuellar

#52
April 11, 2018, 03:24:01 PM
I was just typing that, so thanks for nothing

pancreas

#53
April 11, 2018, 05:05:03 PM
Now I just feel so bloody, bloody stupid.

DistressedArea

#56
April 16, 2018, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: poo on April 11, 2018, 03:19:34 PM
OK, I'll give it to you. No prize though. Too many clues.

The full and correct answer is that they're all pterodactyls with icing piping bags full of dog shit for beaks.

For info, the main reason that Jason Megma is different from the other two is that it is a Spermbian pterosaur, unlike Stazione DuBeavre and Buldwyn Wubber-Borskyne which are both Jugbian pterosaurs. The key anatomical difference being that Jason has a cunt up his arse.

No, I'm pretty pretty sure it's tax related.

Is it to do with a non-cash incentive scheme?
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