It is what it is

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

First born terminally ill - it is what it is
Alphabetti spaghetti spells out wanker on your plate without any manual input - it is what it is
House on fire, right now - it is what it is
Love of life wants out forever - it is what it is
So how does it feel to be paralysed in a car crash? - it is what it is
Bummed in a park by a horse - i.i.w.i.i
Only Christmas jumpers to wear all year round - is what it is
Baby pukes up liquidised big mac - it is what it is
Miss your son's graduation cos pub - it is what it is
Diagnosed with PTSD - it is what it is, we go again
Lanced - it is what it is
No food to feed family, food bank say die in a fire - it is what it is
Entire village's kids in coach trip fall down a ravine - it is what is is
9/11 - we go again
Toe falls off - it is what it is
Shit sen - iiwii, we go again

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Well it's not what it isn't, is it?

[SpiderChrist]

Well it's not what it isn't, is it?

but it could be

[black_betty]

Pinched by a promiscuous female insect. Earwig ho again.

[Icehaven]

It's one of them innit.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

Roy Hodgson inspired this thread, am I right?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Roy Hodgson inspired this thread, am I right?

I heard four people say it yesterday, one of which was him.

[Gregory Torso]

"So it goes".

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Thems the breaks
C'est la vie

[Beagle 2]

"Get used to it mate, get used to it"
"Get used to my sausage dog passing away?"
"Get used to it"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Alright 'Guy Martin'.

[BlodwynPig]

First born terminally ill - it is what it is
Alphabetti spaghetti spells out wanker on your plate without any manual input - it is what it is
House on fire, right now - it is what it is
Love of life wants out forever - it is what it is
So how does it feel to be paralysed in a car crash? - it is what it is
Bummed in a park by a horse - i.i.w.i.i
Only Christmas jumpers to wear all year round - is what it is
Baby pukes up liquidised big mac - it is what it is
Miss your son's graduation cos pub - it is what it is
Diagnosed with PTSD - it is what it is, we go again
Lanced - it is what it is
No food to feed family, food bank say die in a fire - it is what it is
Entire village's kids in coach trip fall down a ravine - it is what is is
9/11 - we go again
Toe falls off - it is what it is
Shit sen - iiwii, we go again

You deliver the goods again, phenomenal post. Both a desolate study in modern stoicism, and a bloody funny list of tragedy.

[BlodwynPig]

"Get used to it mate, get used to it"
"Get used to my sausage dog passing away?"
"Get used to it"

love it...tears running down my cheek at the second line.

[newbridge]

Popeye has a psychotic break and insists on referring to himself as a third-person inanimate object. "It is what it is."

[Serge]

It was what it might be.

It isn't what it never was.

[BlodwynPig]

It was what it might be.

It isn't what it never was.

same as it ever was

[BlodwynPig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=wTUNMpgYGHw

[pancreas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=wTUNMpgYGHw

It is what it is
Rhythim is rhythim
Enough is enough
Brexit means Brexit

[BlodwynPig]

It is what it is
Rhythim is rhythim
Enough is enough
Brexit means Brexit

ah I see you corrected it

[asids]

I was born missing an arm, I've been unemployed for a good 30 years, most people I've met have an irrational hatred for me, and the only person I ever loved called me a "fucking dick" and threw me into a river. But you play with the hand you're dealt, eh?

[paruses]

Just read this thread and then Gil Grissom has just said it to squinting colleague Warwick Brown in Series 1 of CSI so it it has been what it was since 2000 at least.

Hope that information is useful to determine if things are what they am.

[madhair60]

At the end of the day, it is what it is.

[Large Noise]

A profound moment

https://youtu.be/_SD2X_ptxzM?t=270

[Johnny Yesno]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLc5mvOGgxc

[Captain Z]

You win some, you lose some.

[Captain Z]

Also you could draw.

[Vodka Margarine]

Spilt milk? Whatever you do, don't fucking cry.

[doppelkorn]

We banned someone from our Foodbank recently, but that was a one-off. He made someone else cry.

[Sebastian Cobb]

We banned someone from our Foodbank recently, but that was a one-off. He made someone else cry.

Desolation

[Twit 2]

Rotten scallops vomited onto a child's grave - it is what it is
The life, career and misdeeds of Alan Hansen - it is what it is
The suspicion that your amanuensis has made a series of clerical errors - it is what it is
Your breakfast marred by a scuffle outside a baker's - it is what it is
A persistent fog over your sister's doings - it is what it is