Woolwich Gay Patch

[Huxleys Babkins]

Adults: £12
Concessions: £7
Under 5s: Free

Just 5 mins walk from Woolwich Arsenal DLR station, but do wear a sensible hat.

[Glebe]

Would definitely recommend to a friend.

[hamfist]

never go south of the river for this. mud chute has way more class.

[Glebe]

Any news? What was it like?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Took the kids for the Easter holidays. Lovely day out. My son was transfixed by the Larry Grayson skeleton that greeted us at the entrance. Kept shouting "shut that door" all the way home.

The wife was most impressed by the "Gayden", a beautiful garden containing 100% LGBT plants. We didn't judge, we just enjoyed the splendour.

One surprising addition was a land train painted with the face of Terence Trent D'Arby. He's not even gay, but don't let that put you off; the train isn't gay either (it's bi)!

If you're still not convinced Kellogg's are doing a two-for-one voucher deal soon, so keep an eye out for promotional packs of Frosties. "They'rrrrrrre Gay!"