The Dortmund Turkey Fister

[pancreas]

I mean, one minute you're standing at a bar enjoying a nice glass of altbier and the next you've got a whole turkey leg stuffed in your barse. No way to carry on, mate. No way at all.

[Norton Canes]

It's worse when your turkey fister is ham-fisted.

[poo]

Sorry pancs, but this sounds like total bullshit.

[pancreas]

Sorry pancs, but this sounds like total bullshit.

You weren't there, man.

[Mr Eggs]

Did you cum?

[thraxx]

Bomber Harris was a BIG fan of the DTF, or 'doompf' as he fondly called him.  Hence his keeness to wipe the rival Dresdener Ganse Vergewaltiger of the face of the earth in 1945.

[hamfist]

It's worse when your turkey fister is ham-fisted.

😎

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Baste the barse

*Incidentally this was the working title of Attack the Block

[Glebe]

This really angered me.

[BlodwynPig]

Can't find anywhere to park in the Rühr area

[Mr Eggs]

This really angered me.

We could hold hands and push frozen turkey twizzlers down our japs.

If that would make you feel better?

[poo]

wro G thread

[Glebe]

We could hold hands and push frozen turkey twizzlers down our japs.

If that would make you feel better?