Pros and Cons

[Rizla]

PRO - I have a right big nice full head of hair
CON - I have horrendous dandruff and escalating trichotomania

PRO - My carbon footprint is practically zero
CON - my newest pair of pants was bought under a labour government

PRO - I am so not a racist
CON - I don't really know anyone who isn't white

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROS AND CONS

[Cold Meat Platter]

Pat Butcher
Den Watts

[Lemming]

PRO - Usually manage to shit only into the toilet
CON - "Usually"

PRO - Sizeable cock
CON - Phimosis

PRO - Skin is very pale, creating alluring vampiric look
CON - Likely a result of severe Vitamin D deficiency

PRO - Can make objectively the best cheese toasties of all time
CON - Vegan with lactose intolerance

PRO - Own a skateboard
CON - Don't know how to use it

[steve98]

Pro: I have a luxuriant head of hair to run my fingers through.
Cons:  She's starting to putrify.

[bgmnts]

Pro: Morbidly obese
Con: Warm in winter

[Rizla]

PRO - bowels settled into predictable timescale
CON - goldfinger every time

[Neville Chamberlain]

PRO - A "zero-packaging" supermarket has opened near me. What a great way of highlighting the superfluousness of 99% of the packaging that our foods come wrapped in and thus making a valuable contribution to reducing our eco-footprint!

CON - It's "zero-packaging", i.e. there's no fucking packaging. Fuck's sake, how the fuck am I meant to get this shit home. Bollocks :-(

[a peepee tipi]

Pro - For a short man, my body is appropriately proportioned
Con - My body includes my cock

Pro - Long curly hair, well-kept
Con - Long curly pubes, absolute fucking mess

Con - Probably something else about my genitals
Pro - N/A

[Paul Calf]

CON: I'm a fat cunt
PRO: I can grow another foot or so before I'm underweight.

[thenoise]

PROS: reasonably nice, intelligent, good with kids, your cats/parents/relatives will love me
CONS: unemployable, bedwetter

[biggytitbo]

PROS: Good armpit farter
CONS: Human car crash

[kalowski]

PRO: Well paid job, lovely family
CON: Life ends in misery, death and destruction for everyone

[Paul Calf]

PRO: People pay me to do something I'd probably be doing for love in some form anyway.
CON: They might realise this one day.

[Sebastian Cobb]

PRO - A "zero-packaging" supermarket has opened near me. What a great way of highlighting the superfluousness of 99% of the packaging that our foods come wrapped in and thus making a valuable contribution to reducing our eco-footprint!

CON - It's "zero-packaging", i.e. there's no fucking packaging. Fuck's sake, how the fuck am I meant to get this shit home. Bollocks :-(

Packable bags mate, fuck all on ebay.



Zero packaging puzzles me though, I get that lots of things are over packaged (fruit and veg for instance) but how does it work with, I dunno a sliced loaf or some chicken breasts?

[Steven]

A thread all about prozzies and felons? I am incensed by this filth.

[greenman]

PROS: reasonably nice, intelligent, good with kids, your cats/parents/relatives will love me
CONS: unemployable, bedwetter

Has there ever been much call for an career in bed wetting?

[Steven]

Has there ever been much call for an career in bed wetting?

I call it `helping research'.

[poo]

PROS: Tubeless ready rims
CONS: Mechanical disk brakes

[itsfredtitmus]

pros: no job
cons: no money

[QDRPHNC]

Pro: Currently in a motel in small-town Georgia and just discovered the most amazing fried chicken place and am eating it in front of the TV.
Con: The motel is an Econo Lodge, and smells.

[Sebastian Cobb]

pros: no job
cons: no money

pros: mo money
cons: mo problems

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Pro: I cut the grass today.
Con: I ran over and shredded my wallet while I was doing so.

Mow money, mow problems.

[Dex Sawash]

Pro: Currently in a motel in small-town Georgia and just discovered the most amazing fried chicken place and am eating it in front of the TV.
Con: The motel is an Econo Lodge, and smells.

Pro: in georgia a few times a year

Con: I'm not eating meat right now

[RedRevolver]

PRO - I have a right big nice full head of hair
CON - I have horrendous dandruff and escalating trichotomania

PRO - My carbon footprint is practically zero
CON - my newest pair of pants was bought under a labour government

PRO - I am so not a racist
CON - I don't really know anyone who isn't white

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROS AND CONS

I'm entirely sure you're bloody Mrs. Mullins! You do have a black possibly ethnic friend, though, Mrs. Mullins, but being blind I guess "you wouldn't really know that".

Much love to you, and the postman!!!

[greenman]

pros: no job
cons: no money

pros: fun hobbie/job
cons: little money

pros: large muscled legs
cons: arse to match

[thenoise]

Has there ever been much call for an career in bed wetting?

I don't want to do it for money. It would stop being fun!

[poo]

PRO - the demise of professional football

CON - Clowne

[Cuellar]

PRO: um

CON: Don't know

[Norton Canes]

PRO: lapse
CON: stipation

[Chairman Bodog]

PRO: Creation is only true to an individual
CON: Ivorous of fatty mcmuffins

My carbon footprint is a bigfoot choking tears