Author Topic: Pros and Cons  (Read 2294 times)

Rizla

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Pros and Cons
« on: April 12, 2018, 12:15:12 AM »
PRO - I have a right big nice full head of hair
CON - I have horrendous dandruff and escalating trichotomania

PRO - My carbon footprint is practically zero
CON - my newest pair of pants was bought under a labour government

PRO - I am so not a racist
CON - I don't really know anyone who isn't white

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROS AND CONS


Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2018, 12:18:45 AM »
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Lemming

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2018, 12:27:54 AM »
PRO - Usually manage to shit only into the toilet
CON - "Usually"

PRO - Sizeable cock
CON - Phimosis

PRO - Skin is very pale, creating alluring vampiric look
CON - Likely a result of severe Vitamin D deficiency

PRO - Can make objectively the best cheese toasties of all time
CON - Vegan with lactose intolerance

PRO - Own a skateboard
CON - Don't know how to use it

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2018, 12:31:42 AM »
Pro: I have a luxuriant head of hair to run my fingers through.
Cons:  She's starting to putrify.


Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2018, 01:08:09 AM »
Pro: Morbidly obese
Con: Warm in winter

Rizla

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2018, 01:17:34 AM »
PRO - bowels settled into predictable timescale
CON - goldfinger every time

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2018, 07:20:03 AM »
PRO - A "zero-packaging" supermarket has opened near me. What a great way of highlighting the superfluousness of 99% of the packaging that our foods come wrapped in and thus making a valuable contribution to reducing our eco-footprint!

CON - It's "zero-packaging", i.e. there's no fucking packaging. Fuck's sake, how the fuck am I meant to get this shit home. Bollocks :-(
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a peepee tipi

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2018, 07:43:25 AM »
Pro - For a short man, my body is appropriately proportioned
Con - My body includes my cock

Pro - Long curly hair, well-kept
Con - Long curly pubes, absolute fucking mess

Con - Probably something else about my genitals
Pro - N/A

Paul Calf

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2018, 08:01:20 AM »
CON: I’m a fat cunt
PRO: I can grow another foot or so before I’m underweight.

thenoise

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2018, 08:34:52 AM »
PROS: reasonably nice, intelligent, good with kids, your cats/parents/relatives will love me
CONS: unemployable, bedwetter

biggytitbo

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2018, 08:43:12 AM »
PROS: Good armpit farter
CONS: Human car crash

kalowski

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2018, 10:13:25 AM »
PRO: Well paid job, lovely family
CON: Life ends in misery, death and destruction for everyone

Paul Calf

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2018, 10:21:43 AM »
PRO: People pay me to do something I'd probably be doing for love in some form anyway.
CON: They might realise this one day.

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2018, 10:23:51 AM »
PRO - A "zero-packaging" supermarket has opened near me. What a great way of highlighting the superfluousness of 99% of the packaging that our foods come wrapped in and thus making a valuable contribution to reducing our eco-footprint!

CON - It's "zero-packaging", i.e. there's no fucking packaging. Fuck's sake, how the fuck am I meant to get this shit home. Bollocks :-(

Packable bags mate, fuck all on ebay.



Zero packaging puzzles me though, I get that lots of things are over packaged (fruit and veg for instance) but how does it work with, I dunno a sliced loaf or some chicken breasts?

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2018, 10:30:11 AM »
A thread all about prozzies and felons? I am incensed by this filth.

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2018, 10:30:13 AM »
PROS: reasonably nice, intelligent, good with kids, your cats/parents/relatives will love me
CONS: unemployable, bedwetter

Has there ever been much call for an career in bed wetting?

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2018, 10:34:12 AM »
Has there ever been much call for an career in bed wetting?

I call it `helping research'.


Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2018, 10:43:46 AM »
PROS: Tubeless ready rims
CONS: Mechanical disk brakes

itsfredtitmus

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2018, 10:51:06 AM »
pros: no job
cons: no money


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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2018, 12:19:32 AM »
Pro: Currently in a motel in small-town Georgia and just discovered the most amazing fried chicken place and am eating it in front of the TV.
Con: The motel is an Econo Lodge, and smells.

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2018, 12:27:01 AM »
pros: no job
cons: no money

pros: mo money
cons: mo problems

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2018, 12:59:41 AM »
Pro: I cut the grass today.
Con: I ran over and shredded my wallet while I was doing so.

Mow money, mow problems.

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2018, 02:31:41 AM »
Pro: Currently in a motel in small-town Georgia and just discovered the most amazing fried chicken place and am eating it in front of the TV.
Con: The motel is an Econo Lodge, and smells.

Pro: in georgia a few times a year

Con: I'm not eating meat right now

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2018, 02:37:03 AM »
PRO - I have a right big nice full head of hair
CON - I have horrendous dandruff and escalating trichotomania

PRO - My carbon footprint is practically zero
CON - my newest pair of pants was bought under a labour government

PRO - I am so not a racist
CON - I don't really know anyone who isn't white

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROS AND CONS

I'm entirely sure you're bloody Mrs. Mullins! You do have a black possibly ethnic friend, though, Mrs. Mullins, but being blind I guess "you wouldn't really know that".

Much love to you, and the postman!!!

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2018, 03:24:50 AM »
pros: no job
cons: no money

pros: fun hobbie/job
cons: little money

pros: large muscled legs
cons: arse to match

thenoise

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2018, 08:39:35 AM »
Has there ever been much call for an career in bed wetting?

I don't want to do it for money. It would stop being fun!

Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2018, 09:39:35 AM »
PRO - the demise of professional football

CON - Clowne

Cuellar

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2018, 09:42:22 AM »
PRO: um

CON: Don't know

Norton Canes

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2018, 09:56:32 AM »
PRO: lapse
CON: stipation

Chairman Bodog

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Re: Pros and Cons
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2018, 10:28:58 PM »
PRO: Creation is only true to an individual
CON: Ivorous of fatty mcmuffins

My carbon footprint is a bigfoot choking tears