Is Ms Pacman sexy?

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[marquis_de_sad]

[lazyhour]

No boobs, almost certainly too young.

[garbed_attic]

[Steven]

[Sebastian Cobb]

[tag]Miss me with this game shit[/tag]

[BeardFaceMan]

She looks like Mr Pacman got annoyed his dinner was late, AGAIN, went down the pub to drown his sorrows, came home all dark and sullen, "I'm sorry Pac my love, I'll have your dots ready on time tomorrow, I hate it when we.." WHACK "I'm sorry, their completely spherical shape makes them a bit awkward to cook and..." SOCKO and then she plastered on a load of awful slap in the morning and is putting on a brave face when her friends come around to see if shes ok after banging her face on a doorknob. Repeatedly. Again.

You can tell by her sad eyes.

[Barry Admin]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bazoookles/status/966831770527322113

[Lemming]

She's got to lay in that position at all times because her legs can't support her massive spherical body.

Her later redesign was much less stupid:


However, in that version, she literally is just Pac-Man with a bow stuck to her hairless head, lipstick, eyeshadow and two eyelashes.


Whatever species these things are, they have absolutely no sexual dimorphism. They might reproduce asexually.

[St_Eddie]

Ms Pacman is a horrendous stereotype and everything wrong with the patriarchal society.  Having said that, I'd fuck that bitch six ways from Sunday.

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Anyone in the Pacman family wearing boxing gloves is thieving from Dizzy and the Yolkfolk.


As for faces on stuff:



(Would.)

[asids]

She's alright, but she's no Sheeva from Mortal Kombat:



Imagine a handjob off her, eh lads?

[Kelvin]

She's alright, but she's no Sheeva from Mortal Kombat:



Imagine a handjob off her, eh lads?

Unless your cock's 24 inches long, I imagine it would be exactly the same as a handjob for any other woman.

[Steven]

Imagine a handjob off her, eh lads?

It's the uncomfortable glances off the three other blokes I'd be more concerned about.

[Lemming]

Imagine a handjob off her, eh lads?

Sheeva's my favourite Mortal Kombat character because her ground-stomp move in MK9 (performed by holding the up and down arrow keys simultaneously if playing on PC) literally renders the game completely unplayable to your opponent if you just spam it continuously. Endless staggering animations followed by eventual death, the way Mortal Kombat was meant to be played.

[Kelvin]

It's the uncomfortable glances off the three other blokes I'd be more concerned about.

[Steven]

Well, good to know Kelvin's outed himself as having a penchant for mythological beastiality. Are there subforums an' that, for that? Do you go three-headed dogging?

[Kelvin]

The lonely life of Cerberus Crawlers. 

Chimera and give me kiss.

[Steven]

Chimera and give me kiss.

Bet you've had a cock-or-two, or a cock-a-thrice.

[Kelvin]

Kraken gag.

Is what I search for on Pornhub.

[Steven]

Kraken gag.

Is what I search for on Pornhub.

Gorgon on it, is he?

Make sure people at work can't see what's on your minotaur, and use plenty of lube so you don't get too rough a gryphon it.

[Dex Sawash]

Unless your cock's 24 inches long, I imagine it would be exactly the same as a handjob for any other woman.

1 hand to wank
2 hands for the choke-out
1 hsnd free to dial up emergency service

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1 hand to wank
2 hands for the choke-out
1 hsnd free to dial up emergency service

Surely you could have one hand to choke out and one hand to stick in you, give your prostate a good seeing too.

[machotrouts]

Ms. Pac-Man is grotesque, and vulgar. Sensual... raw... intriguing... but a monstrosity, and no mistake.

As a refined gentleman, I care only for "3D Ms. Maze".



Cool 3D Graphics. 20 Great Levels. FAMILY FRIENDLY. A lady of class.

[Glebe]

[tag]Q*bert throws his keys in the bowl before asking everyone's name.[/tag]

[Kelvin]

Surely you could have one hand to choke out and one hand to stick in you, give your prostate a good seeing too.

I think it says a lot about men that when presented with the possibility of sex with a four armed she-dragon, they wish she had more arms.

[bgmnts]

I think it says a lot about men that when presented with the possibility of sex with a four armed she-dragon, they wish she had more arms.

Quite the opposite. You dont need two of her arms to choke you, shes a beefy lady.

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shes a beefy lady.

Sing this to the tune 'play that funky music'.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I sang it to the tune of 'easy lover'