Weird scary shit thread #94

[Dr Syntax Head]

The lead up to that is one of the most tense and anxiety inducing scenes I've seen.

[itsfredtitmus]

The lead up to that is one of the most tense and anxiety inducing scenes I've seen.

I don't really find it that scary compared to novelty sized Exorcist scizzorz

[Icehaven]

It's scary to think that a time distortion means we have to redo this thread every 13 days.

Except with slight variations each time, for example this one has turned into more of a "post contextless pics or gifs, and if you recognise them reply in such a way that shows you know the source but don't mention it so any ignoramus that doesn't know where it's from will never know and the secret remains safe" version.

[Danger Man]

It's scary to think that a time distortion means we have to redo this thread every 13 days.

[non capisco]

"I'm a tot, je suis une tot..."

[Cerys]

+3

[Chairman Bodog]

It's scary to think that a time distortion means we have to redo this thread every 13 days.

Maybe change the number and you'll be lucky to never do it.

Coffin Birth and Death Erections

[Chairman Bodog]

In 1410 Martin of Aragon died from a combination of indigestion and uncontrollable laughing. According to tradition, Martin was suffering from indigestion on account of eating an entire goose when his favorite jester, Borra, entered the king's bedroom. When Martin asked Borra where he had been, the jester replied with: "Out of the next vineyard, where I saw a young deer hanging by his tail from a tree, as if someone had so punished him for stealing figs." This joke caused the king to die from laughter.

That's just shit asscum.

[biggytitbo]

Tots Tv was terrifying wasnt it? Didnt know Simon Weston was in it though, on the right here -

[BlodwynPig]

Except with slight variations each time, for example this one has turned into more of a "post contextless pics or gifs, and if you recognise them reply in such a way that shows you know the source but don't mention it so any ignoramus that doesn't know where it's from will never know and the secret remains safe" version.

Mulholland Drive scene behind the diner.

[bgmnts]

Tots Tv was terrifying wasnt it? Didnt know Simon Weston was in it though, on the right here -

They're lush.

[itsfredtitmus]

Mulholland Drive scene behind the diner.

empire inland face, behind the diner

[kilgore]

empire inland face, behind the diner

I've only seen Inland Empire once, in a cinema. It feels too daunting to go back into it but I surely must. Ok?

[Malcy]

Also, add details of pisspoor UFO incidents eg. the Rendlesham "Encounter".

Shhhhhh. Nick Pope will appear if you mention 'that'. We'll never hear the end of it...

[rectorofstiffkey]

Tots Tv was terrifying wasnt it? Didnt know Simon Weston was in it though, on the right here -

The bizarre thing about Tots TV was that (IIRC) the three 'humanoids' lived together, looked alike and were clearly related, and yet one of them - and only one - spoke French, one of them understood French but didn't speak it, and the third one didn't understand French at all.  how had that happened?  Had they been brought up separately in some weird linguistic experiment?  Why didn't the French-speaking one, who clearly understood English (as English-to-French translation never done by the one that used to translate French to English), just speak English?  Was it to annoy the English-speaking one?  So many questions, and we will never know the answers.

Nice donkey though.

[Mark Steels Stockbroker]

It's scary to think that a time distortion means we have to redo this thread every 13 days.

If you read the Ghost Stories thread it's revealed at the end that I'm dead.

[BlodwynPig]

I've only seen Inland Empire once, in a cinema. It feels too daunting to go back into it but I surely must. Ok?

DO IT

[Dr Syntax Head]

DO IT

[kilgore]

DOIN' IT

[BlodwynPig]

DO IT!

[Rizla]

fuckin hell man, the footswitch/battery cover of one of my effects pedals* just pinged up behind me of its own accord, i fucking shat myself.                       

*boss oc-3

[BlodwynPig]

fuckin hell man, the footswitch/battery cover of one of my effects pedals* just pinged up behind me of its own accord, i fucking shat myself.                       

*boss oc-3

More woooh woooh than wah wah

Don't be a cry baby

Maybe it was your dopplerganger

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

fuckin hell man, the footswitch/battery cover of one of my effects pedals* just pinged up behind me of its own accord, i fucking shat myself.                       

*boss oc-3

Special effects pedal.

[Paul Calf]

Was it a delay pedal?

[holyzombiejesus]

Not particularly scary but has there ever been a decent reason for that Dog Suicide Bridge?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/overtoun-bridge

[Ornlu]

OK, so this one's aliens. Something that's always spooked the shit out of me is this official NASA photo, which seems pretty featureless at first - just a shot of the desolate Moonscape and empty space. Zoom in to a few inches above where the space meets the horizon on the right hand side, above the darker grey slope. (it's not a gif/screamer or anything.)

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a17/AS17-147-22470HR.jpg

Chills every time.

[biggytitbo]

Not particularly scary but has there ever been a decent reason for that Dog Suicide Bridge?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/overtoun-bridge

Lots of suicidal dogs in that area.

[BlodwynPig]

OK, so this one's aliens. Something that's always spooked the shit out of me is this official NASA photo, which seems pretty featureless at first - just a shot of the desolate Moonscape and empty space. Zoom in to a few inches above where the space meets the horizon on the right hand side, above the darker grey slope. (it's not a gif/screamer or anything.)

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a17/AS17-147-22470HR.jpg

Chills every time.

?? Humpty Dumpty or the igloo ???

[bgmnts]

Not particularly scary but has there ever been a decent reason for that Dog Suicide Bridge?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/overtoun-bridge

Probably can't stand the constant bagpipes.

[non capisco]

OK, so this one's aliens. Something that's always spooked the shit out of me is this official NASA photo, which seems pretty featureless at first - just a shot of the desolate Moonscape and empty space. Zoom in to a few inches above where the space meets the horizon on the right hand side, above the darker grey slope. (it's not a gif/screamer or anything.)

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a17/AS17-147-22470HR.jpg

Chills every time.

A FLYING BLUE MONSTER MUNCH!