Morrisons mystery

[Bobtoo]

Who's the first one in that regal roll call?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7751200.stm

[ASFTSN]

retail software is carved in stone by an old man in a cave once every bi-century.

For those of you fortunate enough never to have worked in retail, I can confirm this is entirely correct.

[Alberon]

Should we add this character to the list?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/17/man-believes-painkillers-turned-gay-7473074

Whose idea was it for him to wear a pink shirt for the photo? I don't think it was by chance.

[Sebastian Cobb]

What about this one?

Customer left stunned after being charged 8p for brown sauce



Looks like he should've been charged 8p for some senokot.

[Ferris]

"That's it, just hold the sauce bottle higher. Great. Can you make an annoyed face? No, more annoyed than that. Ok great, thanks a lot"

[Ray Travez]

It's HP sauce; he has to pay 8p a week for the next six months

[imitationleather]

It's HP sauce; he has to pay 8p a week for the next six months

+1

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

What about this one?

Customer left stunned after being charged 8p for brown sauce



Looks like he should've been charged 8p for some senokot.

Philip Seymour Hoffman playing Roy Cropper  from " Coronation Street " 's let himself go.

[idunnosomename]

That's a pretty good deal for a bottle of brown sauce imo. He should be pleased

[Flouncer]

Another one for the roll call - dismayed Black Country woman banned from Facebook for talking about faggots.

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/11/01/faggots-and-peas-fall-foul-of-facebook-censors/

[Ferris]

Has Facebook gone too far? Or does the word need to be banned? Have your say in the comments section:

Ooh this will be good

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Desolation.

I'm retroactively putting my Facebook deletion down to its racism against people from the Black Country. We've been discriminated against for too long.

[idunnosomename]

Ah the good old days of the internet. When we could all have a good laugh at this.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2698507.stm

Couldnt do that now. SJWs for the Doody family would string you up.

[Ferris]

Thousand yard stare of the son. Wow.

[BlodwynPig]

Another one for the roll call - dismayed Black Country woman banned from Facebook for talking about faggots.

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/11/01/faggots-and-peas-fall-foul-of-facebook-censors/

are they trapped in a sauna?

[steve98]

That's the most revolting thing I ever ate: Mr Brain's Faggots, complete shit. The shit meat that's just too shitty even for the likes of Iceland and LIDL goes into Brain's faggots.

[ollyboro]

Mr Brain's is undoubtedly the worst name ever for a food product of dubious origin. They might as well have called it Mr Lips and Arseholes. Could have sponsored the next Stones tour.

[dex]

Running XP -desolation.

[Sebastian Cobb]

That's the most revolting thing I ever ate: Mr Brain's Faggots, complete shit. The shit meat that's just too shitty even for the likes of Iceland and LIDL goes into Brain's faggots.

They were a staple growing up. My dad's 'fuck it, that'll do' tea when mum was out for the evening.

In terms of shite food, they're a lot nicer than they've any right to be. Still have them once every few years when I get a nostalgic craving.