Author Topic: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains  (Read 62358 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2970 on: January 29, 2019, 11:56:57 PM »
While clearing out her bungalow, your find your Nan’s porn stash.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2971 on: January 30, 2019, 08:14:09 AM »
While clearing out her bungalow, your find your Nan’s porn stash.

Definitely had that one before

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2972 on: January 30, 2019, 08:21:18 AM »
While cleaning out your nan, you find your old Quorn stash.

pancreas

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2973 on: January 30, 2019, 08:27:28 AM »
While clearing out your porn, you find your old nan's tash.

You drop your trousers.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2974 on: January 30, 2019, 11:12:45 AM »
BERCAN BUTTEH
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BERCAN BUTTEH


Greta Thunberg's parents are just thankful she's saying anything at this point.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2975 on: January 30, 2019, 01:20:07 PM »
Tarzan versus the Paedo Hunters

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2976 on: January 30, 2019, 03:36:16 PM »
Definitely had that one before

Convergent evolution of deso.

Chollis

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2977 on: January 30, 2019, 04:39:36 PM »
An embattled Avon lady falls down a flight of stairs in her apartment building. After two days of howling, pleading agony, an irate neighbour finally storms out of his room and caves her skull in with a hammer.

FerriswheelBueller

  • Very tired. Sorry if my recent posts are shit.
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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2978 on: January 30, 2019, 04:48:07 PM »
Archaeologists reveal Stone Henge was created at great expense solely as a venue for Bronze Age noncing.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2979 on: January 30, 2019, 04:51:06 PM »
Think we’re over here now btw. At 100 pages.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,71389.0.html

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2980 on: January 30, 2019, 09:37:05 PM »
A corpse watches the Brookside Omnibus.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2981 on: January 30, 2019, 09:40:19 PM »
A gran in heat kicks the fuck out of a bin.

Berthas Fat Leg

  • Someone’s sitting there, mate
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2982 on: January 30, 2019, 09:49:23 PM »
The human equivalent of Darude’s Sandstorm burps on a skank.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2983 on: January 30, 2019, 09:54:37 PM »
Manimal’s grandma, Granimal, bollocks him for turning into an eagle when it’s time for her sponge bath.

Berthas Fat Leg

  • Someone’s sitting there, mate
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2984 on: January 30, 2019, 10:26:39 PM »
Sports Direct advent calendar.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2985 on: January 30, 2019, 11:44:53 PM »
Just want to say this album of Desolation has been the best yet and provided without a doubt, hours of laughter between my partner and I.


chveik

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2986 on: January 30, 2019, 11:54:28 PM »
Just want to say this album of Desolation has been the best yet and provided without a doubt, hours of laughter between my partner and I.

desolation

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2987 on: January 31, 2019, 04:32:42 PM »
A locksmith locks himself in a Whetherspoons pub toilet cubicle, the smell of piss quickly consumes him, his carcass is discovered a month later.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2988 on: January 31, 2019, 04:57:14 PM »
Immigrant child rapist self identifies as Princess Diana