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Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, April 16, 2018, 01:49:39 PM

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Ferris

While clearing out her bungalow, your find your Nan's porn stash.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on January 29, 2019, 11:56:57 PM
While clearing out her bungalow, your find your Nan's porn stash.

Definitely had that one before

Gregory Torso

While cleaning out your nan, you find your old Quorn stash.

pancreas

While clearing out your porn, you find your old nan's tash.

You drop your trousers.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

BERCAN BUTTEH
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BERCAN BUTTEH


BERCAN BUTTEH


Greta Thunberg's parents are just thankful she's saying anything at this point.


Ferris


Chollis

An embattled Avon lady falls down a flight of stairs in her apartment building. After two days of howling, pleading agony, an irate neighbour finally storms out of his room and caves her skull in with a hammer.

Ferris

Archaeologists reveal Stone Henge was created at great expense solely as a venue for Bronze Age noncing.

Ferris


Berthas Fat Leg

A corpse watches the Brookside Omnibus.

Berthas Fat Leg

A gran in heat kicks the fuck out of a bin.

Berthas Fat Leg

The human equivalent of Darude's Sandstorm burps on a skank.

Gregory Torso

Manimal's grandma, Granimal, bollocks him for turning into an eagle when it's time for her sponge bath.

Berthas Fat Leg


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Just want to say this album of Desolation has been the best yet and provided without a doubt, hours of laughter between my partner and I.


chveik

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 30, 2019, 11:44:53 PM
Just want to say this album of Desolation has been the best yet and provided without a doubt, hours of laughter between my partner and I.

desolation

Bazooka

A locksmith locks himself in a Whetherspoons pub toilet cubicle, the smell of piss quickly consumes him, his carcass is discovered a month later.

derek stitt

Immigrant child rapist self identifies as Princess Diana