Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains

[The Lion King]

Bri gets home early to find his wife crying whilst mashing a hard poo down the shower plughole

[seepage]

With his mix of wild artistry and solid business sense, designer Craig Green is changing how men dress today

[pancreas]

All's well that ends well.

[Fishfinger]

Joan grates her secret newborn across a drain cover until there's nothing left.

[Fishfinger]

Bri gets home early to find his wife crying whilst mashing a hard poo down the shower plughole

+1 non-existent karma.

[Fishfinger]

The golf clubs a widow refused to sell on eBay are used against her in a home invasion.

[Fishfinger]

The finding of a garage suicide's porn stash is described as 'terrific' by investigating police.

[Fishfinger]

As schoolgirls coo over a friend's newborn baby, a gurning Boris Johnson shuffles over and tears its arms and legs off.

[Fishfinger]

A depressed ginger carves meat in a Toby's within sniffing distance of a major roundabout.

[Gregory Torso]

Joan grates her secret newborn across a drain cover until there's nothing left.

Niiiiice.

[New Jack]

A homeless man dines daily from the bins behind the abortion clinic

[Spoon of Ploff]

Siting Brexit cutbacks, 50 more shopping centre furtive-perverts-with-obsolete-digital-cameras are let go.

[spamwangler]

All's well that ends well.

great thread that. loved it. one of the best

[Spoon of Ploff]

All's well that ends well.

In an attempt to showcase its unique blend of talent, whimsy and imagination a subforum's mainstream thread gets locked by the third page. Things are never quite the same again.

[pancreas]

great thread that. loved it. one of the best

i will cut u

[drummersaredeaf]

Tommy Robinson sieg heils at a blackbird on the prison yard.

[Fishfinger]

A translucent blob forms on Trevor's upper lip, and won't wipe off. The next day it is twice the size. A week later his entire body is an amorphous gloop of semi-sentient jelly with a quivering vestigial brain stem. Two weeks later he is prime minister.

[Fishfinger]

"Car!" yells Timmy. The boys sullenly line the road until it passes, then resume their kickabout with Kevin's severed head.

[spamwangler]

i will cut u

the saddest thing about that whole thread is that an absolutley perfect tagline emerged about ten min after the thread got locked:

a multi-storey toilet for perverts

[pancreas]

the saddest thing about that whole thread is that an absolutley perfect tagline emerged about ten min after the thread got locked:

Oh god you're right.

[spamwangler]

yea its the full bollock full of wasps that one

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Barry bursts his bulb when he tries the 'egg into a bottle trick' with his bell.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

A shitfaced witch tries to fly on her broomstick but ends up arse over tit in her own cauldron.

[spamwangler]

A shitfaced witch tries to fly on her broomstick but ends up arse over tit in her own cauldron.

love it

[Berthas Fat Leg]

A proletariat lets off a dirty fart at an abandoned Esso, whilst wearing his dead mam's cagoule.

[the midnight watch baboon]

A dog watches Babestation on mute.

[dex]

A dog watches Babestation on mute.

Lovely stuff.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Russell Grant is rushed to hospital after mistaking his loft insulation for candy floss and ingesting three kilos of dusty glass fibre.

[spamwangler]

i... thought... id ... hit the fucking ...jackpot.......
.
he rasps as the anesthetist puts him under

[spamwangler]

oh shit, sorry i thought it was Eddie Grant youde said,

ignore that