Author Topic: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains  (Read 31231 times)

PlanktonSideburns

  • NOT NOW, PIES
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1860 on: September 11, 2018, 11:04:19 PM »
Vice President Rod Petrie of the Scottish FA inadvertently discovers a new dogging site in which to rent his brother's corpse

Glebe

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1861 on: September 12, 2018, 01:09:33 PM »
A homosexual hides down a sewer until Jim Davidson passes.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1862 on: September 12, 2018, 01:45:56 PM »
FERN BRITTON

FerriswheelBueller

  • Floaters gonna float.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1863 on: September 12, 2018, 04:18:34 PM »
No biscuits at all.

Twit 2

  • All impotence, no impetus
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1864 on: September 12, 2018, 09:24:22 PM »
Alanis Morissette turns up in your privy to give you unsolicited tips on turds.

Cliff Richard’s arse now like a wizard’s sleeve says former assistant.

Gordon Buchanan fucks a two-toed sloth over the central reservation of the M42 and takes it to Hopwood services for a KFC.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1865 on: September 12, 2018, 09:32:35 PM »
a circuit comedian decides to definitely do a bit about Ironic by Alanis Morissette

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1866 on: September 12, 2018, 10:39:36 PM »
"Gender bender" you get to hear from a bloke all night about "gender benders" lucky you eh finding out about "gender benders" perhaps you will meet a "gender bender", they ain't natural.

Twit 2

  • All impotence, no impetus
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1867 on: September 12, 2018, 11:47:54 PM »
A tit-fiddling weirdo gropes a granny in a glen.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1868 on: September 13, 2018, 07:13:18 PM »
Stage school kiddies smiling and dancing anywhere

dex

  • Maybe, but there again maybe not.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1869 on: September 13, 2018, 08:10:44 PM »
Alanis Morissette turns up to give unsolicited tips on turds.

Cliff Richard’s arse now like a wizard’s sleeve says former assistant.

Gordon Buchanan fucks a two-toed sloth over the central reservation of the M42 and takes it to Hopwood services for a KFC.

Almost D2D like headlines, there.

dex

  • Maybe, but there again maybe not.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1870 on: September 13, 2018, 10:54:39 PM »
Alistair Campbell thinks to himself "fuck it" and necks a bottle of Lambrini. Ends up chucking baked potatoes round a local Harvester and bellowing about New Labour coming home once again. Paul Ross, trying to be supportive ends up intervening and gets his bottom pinched.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

  • Got to be getting his head on that for me Gary
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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1871 on: September 13, 2018, 11:07:23 PM »
I somehow love the idea of a pissed up marauding Campbell and his failure catharsis, thank you

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1872 on: September 14, 2018, 09:40:58 AM »
Robbie Savage joins the gig economy.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1873 on: September 14, 2018, 09:45:03 AM »
An old man is crushed by a falling walnut tree, grown from the walnut he planted as a boy. A knowing sqirrel laughs so hard it pisses itself.

Dannyhood91

  • I thought you said KING AAARTHUUUR!
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1874 on: September 14, 2018, 12:18:42 PM »
Johnathan Ross smacks Paul Ross for “mispeaking” in public.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1875 on: September 14, 2018, 02:11:18 PM »
he sparks up Windsor Blue number fourteen of the day and fires up another worn video of Fun House for the evening's entertainment. he's not watching for the twins. or Pat Sharp.

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1876 on: September 14, 2018, 05:50:37 PM »
She's leaving home.

Bye, bye.




You whore.

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1877 on: September 14, 2018, 07:45:17 PM »
For the benefit of Mr Kite, Babestation will have braille tonight.

dex

  • Maybe, but there again maybe not.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1878 on: September 14, 2018, 09:35:53 PM »
A clutch of nonces smash up your cooker with hammers and steal your Fray Bentos.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

  • Got to be getting his head on that for me Gary
    • http://jackanderton.jamendo.net/
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1879 on: September 15, 2018, 09:14:20 AM »
After 21 stange of Kölsch, Gerhard reverses his pickup truck into a freshly headless Turk.

"Hmph", he remarks later. "In the crusades no-one would have bat an eyelid."

FerriswheelBueller

  • Floaters gonna float.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1880 on: September 15, 2018, 12:58:29 PM »
Nick Clegg’s inevitable autobiography.


Gregory Torso

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1882 on: September 15, 2018, 11:00:47 PM »
A static caravan writhing with Haribo sour mix.

Gregory Torso

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1883 on: September 15, 2018, 11:01:47 PM »
An abandoned mobility scooter outside a campsite at Herons Mead.

Captain Poodle Basher

  • Teaching cats to cook since 1986
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1884 on: September 16, 2018, 09:11:33 AM »
Unbeknownst to him, George has been sold on Darknet. His ongoing campaign of one-upmanship with Melanie from Accounts has reached new levels of intensity.

FerriswheelBueller

  • Floaters gonna float.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1885 on: September 16, 2018, 01:34:07 PM »
Donald Trump orders a steak “well-done”

FerriswheelBueller

  • Floaters gonna float.
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1886 on: September 16, 2018, 01:35:06 PM »
Tony Blair checks the bank account for his consulting firm, and laughs and laughs and laughs.

Pingers

  • With the ill behaviour
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1887 on: September 16, 2018, 01:58:36 PM »
Tony Blair checks the bank account for his consulting firm, blankly thinks "not enough" and gets on the phone to Al-Qaida

Twit 2

  • All impotence, no impetus
Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1888 on: September 16, 2018, 08:32:29 PM »
A dinner lady develops tit rot.

Pingers

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #1889 on: September 16, 2018, 10:08:09 PM »
David Attenborough gasses the moles that are fucking up his lawn.