Author Topic: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains  (Read 49537 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2580 on: December 06, 2018, 02:25:20 AM »
A smirking Gervais sketches out the plot points of the expanded Derek universe.

This really made me laugh when I read it just now, only to realize that it was I who wrote it and had subsequently forgotten.

One of the more tragic things in this thread, I think.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2581 on: December 06, 2018, 09:22:14 AM »
This really made me laugh when I read it just now, only to realize that it was I who wrote it and had subsequently forgotten.

One of the more tragic things in this thread, I think.

If you can't laugh at yourself etc etc..

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2582 on: December 06, 2018, 01:43:17 PM »
The boardroom settles for the big meeting

"Right! Now how do we monetise rats?"

Vodka Margarine

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2583 on: December 06, 2018, 04:30:07 PM »
The fate of an ambitious invertebrate is sealed by a Stephen Gately CD case blocking its exit from the stockroom of an endangered charity shop.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2584 on: December 06, 2018, 11:45:10 PM »
A man opens his haha hamburger shaped telephone to the swiftly announced news of his son's death.

pancreas

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2585 on: December 07, 2018, 12:34:30 AM »
^.

:(

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2586 on: December 07, 2018, 07:56:38 AM »
Monst de Lidl

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2587 on: December 07, 2018, 12:47:31 PM »
Real life called into the office deso (copyright new jack 2018)

Hi steve, I've just been looking at footage of you repeatedly banging your head against a stack of ab crunchers while talking to Ian yesterday - can you explain this?

I can but I don't want to.

Don't headbutt out stock Stephen, it costs money

OK boss

Names and products changed to protect persons involved/punch up the material

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2588 on: December 07, 2018, 02:05:55 PM »
They love, and share, and love and love and share, love, love, love, share, share, share: That's how they gave each other herpes.

Twit 2

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2589 on: December 07, 2018, 09:25:21 PM »
A promising desolation is marred by incorrect capitalisation.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2590 on: December 07, 2018, 11:06:48 PM »
The boardroom settles for the big meeting

"Right! Now how do we monetise rats?"


dex

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2591 on: December 08, 2018, 10:33:38 AM »
The latest Christmas number one is sample heavy with various celebrity Jizz noises.

Gervais directs the music video...

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2592 on: December 08, 2018, 12:43:43 PM »
The latest Christmas number one is sample heavy with various celebrity Jizz noises.

Gervais directs the music video...

but he is kind so that makes it all right

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2593 on: December 08, 2018, 02:52:10 PM »
You washed it, but your knob cheese grows back like Homer Simpson's stubble.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2594 on: December 08, 2018, 03:40:51 PM »
“Arise, Sir Ricky Gervais”

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2595 on: December 09, 2018, 09:28:26 AM »

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2596 on: December 09, 2018, 01:25:05 PM »
A Brass Band in Tesco when you can’t be fucking arsed.

Cuellar

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2597 on: December 09, 2018, 08:20:24 PM »
A brass band in Tesco and you think "Yes!!! Brilliant!!!"

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2598 on: December 09, 2018, 09:43:56 PM »
a brass band in CS:GO

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2599 on: December 09, 2018, 10:34:59 PM »
Tony Martin in the centre seat on Celebrity Squares

dex

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2600 on: December 10, 2018, 04:01:15 AM »
A brass band in your local CEX.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2601 on: December 10, 2018, 01:24:29 PM »
an all male youth brass band only receives encouragement from Willie Thorne

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2602 on: December 10, 2018, 02:32:01 PM »
Just been sent some Christmas themed tranny scat porn, joy to the world.

Genuinely feel quesy

pancreas

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2603 on: December 10, 2018, 04:09:00 PM »
A brass brand, found locked in the 2 Sisters Group walk-in freezer, days after they went in to steal 'a king's ransom in chicken livers'.

Cuellar

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2604 on: December 10, 2018, 07:38:25 PM »
An impoverished wank grinds out his last few years as a Cum-Swap Technician for a soulless multi-national.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2605 on: December 10, 2018, 08:38:34 PM »
Thouroughmere lies in the pond, stuffs a frog in his gullet hoping to choke. His lady hast rejected him once again. His 'lady' being a mossy rock with a frown.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2606 on: December 10, 2018, 08:49:23 PM »
A humorous YouTube cover of R.E.M.'s Losing My Religion, sung in the voice of Peter Griffin from Family Guy

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2607 on: December 10, 2018, 09:47:49 PM »
A brass brand, found locked in the 2 Sisters Group walk-in freezer, days after they went in to steal 'a king's ransom in chicken livers'.

Laughed

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2608 on: December 10, 2018, 10:07:16 PM »
A brass band in your local CEX.

A brass hand in your local cervix.

Re: Desolation IV: The Abyssal Plains
« Reply #2609 on: December 10, 2018, 11:37:25 PM »
What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night? Geoff the recreational surgery addict's daughter during a massive bender.