The Mother of All Roasts

[Shay Chaise]

Put your name down and we will say something funny about you.

[poo]

Gary

[Bazooka]

Three bird roast, goose for outer shell, then a puffin, and a bat as the core, gas mark 4 for 2 1/2 hours.

[Sgt. Duckie]

David Truscott.

[spamwangler]

Shay Chaise

(runs away Sniggering)

[Spoon of Ploff]

How funny?  And when?

It's all a bit vague... I don't feel I can commit at this stage going forward.

[Dr Syntax Head]

Roast? That's that thing that football raper men do isn't it?

[Chairman Bodog]

Big Willy Bodog

[Dannyhood91]

Billy Big Stuff

[spamwangler]

i guess we can only imagine the fury that would have been unleashed here

[Chairman Bodog]

I'm getting a sweat on just mulling it over.

[spamwangler]

the world was never made for one as constipated as him

he went as he came: furiously gaming with a massive poo inside him