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Stand-up cliches you want to fuck off

Started by olliebean, April 16, 2018, 10:15:40 PM

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Quote from: PlasticTom on April 17, 2018, 08:24:30 AM
This guy Tony Deyo does it a lot. He was quite entertaining on an early Tuesdays With Stories episode so I checked out a TV spot he did. Very weak material, very happy with his own jokes, lots of long gaps left, in which the audience feel that they have to do something. The one at 4:25 is especially egregious

https://youtu.be/RM1YLPxbIXo

The callback at the end is sure to annoy others in this thread, too

Jesus that's a hacky set.

Most infuriating is "Maybe I should be the first guy to name my kid a past participle. Here's my litte boy If, and my other son Why." Imagine making that joke without bothering to check you know what a past participle is.
(They should have been called Basted and Had.)


trueusername

"People are wayyy too sensitive about this issue I don't care about"

Then proceeds to scream for 20 minutes over some banal trendy thing like milk before cereals or the Star Wars prequels.