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What would you name your pub?

Started by Ferris, April 19, 2018, 12:43:03 AM

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Ferris

You just won one in a raffle - congrats! What you making it?

I think its time that pubs started being completely honest and actually tell u what they are rather than The Red Lion etc: so Id call mine "the Pub and Sign"...on the sign there'd be a cute little painting of a pub with a sign next to it.



The pub and sign.

Ferris



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Quote from: Misspent Boners on April 19, 2018, 01:45:24 AM
I think its time that pubs started being completely honest and actually tell u what they are rather than The Red Lion etc: so Id call mine "the Pub and Sign"...on the sign there'd be a cute little painting of a pub with a sign next to it.

And that sign would be of the pub and sign, ad infinitum



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'The Belper Cum-Witch' has a pleasing phonaesthetic.

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Unimaginitive you say?

Catering for the hipster crowd there. Look, I've done my market research and identified a target market. Thus my pub will be economically successful. It will only sell fermented pints of urine from the tribesfolk of the Amazon rainforest and will have names like 'Odin's Beard' and 'Golden Karma'. The jukebox will consist purely of ukulele advert music and there will be pictures of beach sunset stone balancing and unicycles on the wall. The only sport to be shown on the 12" black and white telly on the wall will be Boules. The staff will all be dressed like middle earth people and storm troopers. Mobile phones will be taken at the door and locked away in an old pirate's chest. It will work. I will want to bomb my own pub.

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I've changed my mind. I'd call it "The Tea and Biscuit."